Second chapter has arrived so be prepared for the warm, sticky goodn- and I'm getting weird again. Anyway, don't be mad at me because this took a while, and this is harder than it looks. When I think back on it I realize that it takes a long time for the chapters to written even though they are only 1000 to 1500 words a piece, so expect chapters to take a little longer than I originally thought. Now, let us begin. (But not this long.)
Naruto emerged from his cave, the one he called home for the past four years, the place where one of the most powerful things in the world lived, and he blinked, and gave a glare to the sun. Anyone watching would have had a sweatdrop at the almost comical scene. A tall man (that's what it seemed like) glaring at the direction of the sun as if willing it to burst into flames, disregarding the fact that it already was made out of flames. "Stupid fucking sun, always having to shine in my eyes no matter what I do." He had already tried everything. He wore sunglasses but the sun seemed to shine even brighter, he tried wearing a sun hat, but stray rays of sunlight bounced off of a discarded kunai, and blindfolding himself made him uncomfortable. He sighed, sent the sun a death glare, and proceeded towards the exit of the forest. He approached the vegetation-infested fence and expanded his senses to see if anybody was around. He sensed a few giant spiders and giant snakes, but no people. He sent Biomass to his legs and he jumped, easily going 50 feet over the fence. He landed with enough force to create a crater and his reaction was to simply dust the dust from his pants. Naruto walked towards the village and he headed towards the Academy.
The blonde reached the Shopping District where, as the name says, was where any shops that sold goods was located. He walked through the crowd and enjoyed the fact that no one recognized who he was, well he did look different than the idiot he acted as, or rather his Bio Clone. He created the clone for the sole purpose of not going into the village, but it had the side-effect of transferring any memories the clone had gained in its short existence, not unlike the Shadow Clone.
(Flashback no Jutsu Bitch!)
Two weeks after Naruto entered the village he realized the dilemma he caused, the village's weapon was gone and no one knew where he was and he needed a solution so they didn't search for him and potentially discover his training ground. He thought for two hours straight and he couldn't think of anything that might even be somewhat helpful. 'Man, if only I could clone myself, that woul- Wait that's genius!' Naruto looked through Kurama's memories and he found something called the Shadow Clone. He thought it was perfect, but it had one major flaw. It was about as durable paper in a shredder, one good hit and it was fucking gone! 'But,' went his mind 'what if imbued it with the properties of Biomass?' So, he made the modified tora seal, and 'Poof!' there was a perfect clone. "I'm a fucking genius!"
(Present mother fucker!)
Naruto shook his head to clear the memories and continued his trek to the tedious-as-fuck Academy. As he looked towards the Academy, he noticed, but couldn't move out of the way (without showing abilities) of the tan colored bullet that slammed into him. He stood still and watched as the person bounced off of his chest. He watched as it got up and it looked at him. Ah, a woman. She looked at him in confusion, obviously wondering how he wasn't knocked on his ass, then it shifted to anger, which he couldn't understand why.
(Take all the Flashbacks! MUAHAMUAHAMUAHA!)
Anko was running away. Why? She would say it's because she's so awesome she shouldn't have to pay, but in all actuality she forgot her money in her apartment. So, she was running away from the manager, who was an ex-ninja, towards the Forest of Death. She sped through the streets at blinding speeds, and she turned to look at the manager who was steadily losing ground, and she stuck her tongue out at him. She turned back around and promptly ran head first into a person clad in red and black. Instead of barreling over, she bounced off his wall-like body and fell on her ass. She rubbed her boobs in pain (that's where she hit) and got up to look at the person. She saw a tall man, and wondered why he didn't fall. She was going Mid-Jonin speeds! She looked at his hood-covered face, and got angry, how dare he not move when she, the great Anko Mitarashi, came speeding towards him? So, she got in his face and started her rant. Or rather, she tried to…
(Present)
Naruto watched as the now identified woman changed from confused to angry, and she got in his face and started yelling at him. At him! He did nothing wrong! So he covered her mouth with his hand, grabbed her in the fireman's hold, (over the shoulder) and quickly tied her up with chakra constraining wire, and for extra measure, covered her mouth with tape. He adjusted her position and continued walking towards the Academy, acting as if nothing strange had just happened.
He reached the Academy twenty minutes before class started, so he was the first one there. He traversed the halls of the Academy, and entered the classroom. He climbed the steps to his seat, set Anko in the seat next to him, and he took out a book.
Twenty minutes later, students started whispering about him, or rather, the "new kid", and why he was there so late in the year, and the obvious thing, that being Anko tied up and struggling to get loose. He shrugged off their questions and he continued reading his book, silently focused on the pages of the book.
Five minutes later, Iruka and Mizuki walked in, both smiling, though one was fake. He watched Iruka go to his desk and grab the roll-call sheet. It was boring 'till it got to him. He smirked as his name was called.
"Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze." "Here Iruka."
Iruka and the class looked up at him and they saw how much he had seemingly changed overnight. He was no longer a shrimp, easily reaching the height of most grown men, standing at a tall 5'8. He sported a red and black jacket, it had tribal dragon patterns wrapped around the torso area in red with the background being black. He also had black ANBU-style pants with black shoes. They couldn't see his hair because it was covered by a pitch-black hood, the only things they could see were his eyes, which shone an ominous red.
"LIAR! THAT CAN'T BE NARUTO-BAKA! NARUTO-BAKA WEARS ORANGE AND LOOKS LIKE AN IDIOT!" Banshee-schreeched a terrible pinkette.
And the class erupted into chaos. Iruka tried everything, even that demon head jutsu thingy he has, but it did nothing to make the class be quiet. For five minutes they argued and said it couldn't be him, until Naruto spoke up. He unleashed his KI and that made everyone shut up and start shivering in fear of the unnatural.
"Will you guys shut up? Or will I have to sow your mouths shut with a rusty senbon?" Everyone looked in shock and fear (In the case of a certain blue haired girl, awe). "Good, now let's finish roll call."
Iruka blinked in surprise before he took the opportunity to finish calling roll.
"Okay that's shocking, but here we go. Naruko Uzumaki-Namikaze?" "Here." "Menma Uzumaki-Namikaze?" "Here." "Mito Uzumaki-Namikaze?" "Here."
The three siblings turned to look at Naruto, who smiled with his now very prominent canine teeth showing.
"Hello, my dearest siblings."
Done, done, done. I did it. I took a long ass time, but I did it. I got this chapter out, and next chapter will be out in 2-4 days. I promise that, the reason this one took so long was because me health was much less than perfect. That's it for now, if you guy's think I should do a poll over something, tell me. Also tell me any pairing you want, because I want more. I want a reason for the girl joining the Harem, not something like "She's hot." Or "She's got big tits."
Ja Ne, Ten-Tailed Dragon
