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Chapter 2 - Riders of the Sweet Dragons!
Here is the chapter with fixed formatting. Enjoy!
Also, sorry that I changed the way I write this. Script format makes this so much easier...
Ki: I think I've lost her... Alvin!
Alvin: Finally! I never expected this place to be so huge! I've lost everybody!
Ki: Let's keep together... there must be a exit somewhere.
Alvin: But how we will find it?
Ki: I've heard that if you always follow the right wall in a labirynth, you will always come to the exit eventually.
Alvin: Well, we might give it a try.
2 hours later...
Alvin: Just how big exactly is this place!?
Ki: How should I know?
Alvin: Can't you use your powers or something!?
Ki: Something is blocking them off. Hey look... what is that light?
Alvin: It's blue?! What's going on there?
Ki: Shhh... Somebody is talking. * They go a little closer to hear better. *
Unknown Voice: Xionxarxandamonique! Hear our cries!
Ki: Great, a demon cult in a middle of some screwed labirynth!
Brittany: LET US GO!
Ki&Alvin: HUH!? * They see Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Simon, Theodore and Lucas tied up on a stone table. *
Ki: Deja vu... anyway, I think we should crash their party... what do you think?
Alvin: I say... LET'S DO THIS!
Ki: Wait! * Alvin charges into a room, only to get himself instantly caught. *
Cult Follower #1: INTRUDER!
Unknown Voice: Who are you and why are you interfering us!?
Alvin: LUKE SKYWALKER!?
Luke Skywalker: Indeed I am!
Alvin: Why do you want to summon Retard!?
Luke Skywalker: How dare you call our master like this!? OUR MASTER! DID YOU HEAR WHAT THE IMBECILE JUST DID!?
Alvin: Who do you call imbecile you cheap sci-fi bastard!?
Luke Skywalker: I am Luke Skywalker! The force is with me!
Alvin: Luke? Luke Skywalker: What?
Alvin: I AM YOUR FATHER!
Luke Skywalker: No... you can't... It's not possibl- Wait a minute! You are a chipmunk! You can't be my father! GUARDS! KILL HIM!
Alvin: It was worth a try... * Thinking. * Ki, where the heck are you!?
Ki: Did somebody call for me!?
Everybody: KI! FINALLY!
Alvin: Ki... what the hell is standing behind you!? * Goes super pale and faints. *
Nemesis: STARS?
Ki: Yeah! You see that guy? * Points at Luke. * He is from S.T.A.R.S!
Nemesis: STARS!
Ki: Okay guys. Nemi will have fun with Luke while we get the heck out of here!
Everybody: NEMI!?
Simon: That... thing is creepy!
Ki: * Grabs Alvin. * Ungh. I have to carry him now...
Luke Skywalker: GO AWAY YOU MONSTER! * Cuts off one of Nemesis' tentacles. *
Nemesis: STARS!
Everyone: KI! HURRY UP!
Ki: Oh come on! I will never have a chance to ever see again somebody's brain be penetrated by Nemesis' tentacle!
Everybody: * Faints. *
Ki: You've got to be kidding... * Nemesis is almost at Luke... * You will owe me one for this! * Grabs everyone and begins running to the exit. *
Some time later...
Jeanette: Ungh... where are we?
Ki: Welcome back on Earth! You all fainted.
Jeanette: ... Why? I can't remember anything.
Ki: That's not important.
Jeanette: You carried ALL of us here!?
Ki: You expect a guy who can destroy a planet in single blow be unable to carry a few chipmunks?
Jeanette: * Sweatdrops. * You have to do something about your ego...
Ki: Yeah... I know. Let's wake up others.
Few minutes later...
Brittany: Where are we?
Ki: That's a good question... I have no idea.
Alvin: And you didn't check if this place is safe!?
Ki: HOW!? YOU EXPECTED ME TO LEAVE YOU ALL ALONE HERE, UNCONSCIOUS!?
Alvin: That would be very like you.
Ki: HEY!
Jeanette: Guys! It's not a time for arguing!
Brittany: Jeanette is right. We have to know where are we.
Ki: Fine! * Leaves the group. *
Brittany: Alvin, stop making him angry. He is the only one who can protect us.
Lucas: HEY! What about me?
Brittany: Oh please! Even TOBY is stronger than you now!
Lucas: FINE! TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF! * Leaves the group too. *
Everyone: ALVIN! BRITTANY!
Alvin&Brittany: WHAT!?
Simon: You pissed off the only 2 people who could protect us!
Theodore: Guys... I'm scared. I've heard something!
Eleanor: What was it Theo?
Theodore: I don't know... * Now everyone hears howling. *
Alvin: Okay... I'm scared too now!
Brittany: It's your fault you pissed off Ki!
Alvin: It's your fault you pissed off Lucas!
Everyone: IT'S BOTH YOUR FAULT! * They hear howling very close to them. *
Ki: You guys are screwed! * He and Ki are sitting on a column way up in the air. Ki is wearing 3D glassess while Lucas is eating popcorn. *
Lucas: There are some angry zombies heading in your direction!
Alvin: Hey guys! Glad you are here!
Brittany: Yeah! Help us!
Ki&Lucas: * Look at each other. * No.
Everybody: HUH!?
Ki: Learn to take care of yourself!
Lucas: After all, what can someone weaker than Toby do?
Alvin: Guys... That's not funny!
Ki: If not for your pitiful position now, we would be laughing.
Lucas: But we won't be that cruel. * The group notices the zombies. *
Everybody: HELP US! Ki: Nope.
Lucas: No way.
Alvin&Brittany: ASSHOLES!
Ki: You're only worsening your situation.
Lucas: It can't get worse, don't you think? * They hear a roar in the distance. *
Ki: Looks like it can. * Zombies run away. *
Lucas: That thing must be huge and scary since zombies escaped. * Something roars very close. *
Alvin: GUYS, PLEASE! * Ground starts trembling. * HOLY SHIT THAT THING MUST BE HUGE! * They finally see it. *
Brittany: IT'S A FREAKING DRAGON!
Theodore: Guys, doesn't it seem weird a bit?
Eleanor: Theo's right! Look what kind of dragon that is!
Ki&Lucas: * Eyes fall off their orbits. * TOASTER WAFFLES DRAGON!
Toaster Waffle Dragon: Mommy? * Starts running away. *
Everyone: * Drooling. * AFTER HIM!
20 minutes later...
Ki: Damn, it's fast!
Theodore: * In a trance. * I need that dragon! I want to eat him!
Lucas: The tunnel is ending! Look! * The see light in the distance. *
Alvin: Don't let it get away!
Ki: It's so close! * The dragon leaves the tunnel. *
Theodore: Hurry up everybody or our breakfast will run away!
Everybody: * Get out of the tunnel. *
Brittany: Did...
Alvin: We...
Jeanette: Die...
Simon: And...
Eleanor: Go...
Theodore: To...
Lucas: Chipmunk...
Ki: HEAVEN!? * They are in front of huge plains filled with various tasty dragons! *
Everybody: DRAGON TAMING TIME!
Some times later...
Theodore: I'm starving! Mr. Dragon! Can I get some toaster waffles please? * The dragon breathes a small mountain of toaster waffles. * YAY! * Dives into the pile. *
Ki: Hmmm... let's see... * Counts the dragons. There are literally hundreds of them around. * Hmm, none of them is exactly my favorite dessert or snack...
Alvin: Oh come on! You've got to pick one eventually! * Everyone has 'tamed' a dragon ( Which involved threatening them... ) except for Ki. *
Ki: I need something special... Huh? * They see someone riding a Cupcake Dragon. * Corey!?
Corey: Hey Ki! Look what I've found!
Alvin: Why she has the biggest dragon?!
Corey: Because I fully deserve every single cupcake this dragon has to offer!
Alvin: * Shuts up. *
Corey: Where is your dragon?
Ki: I still can't decide...
Everyone: What's your favorite sweet?
Ki: I can't decide...
Everyone: * Facepalm. *
Corey: You've got to have one!
Ki: I've got a few but I can't decide...
Everyone: WE ALREADY KNOW THAT! * They notice Chassidy and Michael coming in their direction on a Glazed Donut Dragon. *
Chassidy&Michael: Hi guys! How do you like our Mistero Feroce?
Corey: Mistero Feroce?
Chassidy: It means Ferocious Mystery in Italian.
Corey: Good idea! Let's name our dragons too!
Alvin: Hmmm, how shall I name mine? * Chocolate Dragon. * What about... Choco?
Choco: * Purrs. *
Brittany: My Trouffle Dragon is better! I'll call you... Sweetie!
Alvin: Oh come on... You call that a name?
Brittany: What, you think your dragon is better!? * They begin arguing. *
Choco&Sweetie: * Look at each other and then at their 'tamers' and sweatdrop... kind of. *
Simon: I'll call my dragon Wisdom. * He has a Toffi Dragon. *
Jeanette: I pick Knowledge! * She has a Candy Dragon. *
Theodore: I'll just call mine Waffly. * The very same Toaster Waffle Dragon. *
Eleanor: * Gumdrop Dragon. * Hmmm... I'll call you Victoria!
Lucas: * Cheesecake Dragon. * Your new name is EXCALIBUR!
Excalibur: * Sweatdrops... kind of... *
Ki: You have some weird perversive liking for swords...
Corey: So, I'm naming my dragon last... what should I choose?
Ki: I've got a perfect name for when I find mine.
Corey: What is it!?
Ki: I'll tell you when I get my own dragon.
Corey: Oh come on...
Ki: So how are you naming yours?
Corey: I'll settle with...
Ki: With?
Corey: With...
Brittany: With?
Corey: With...
Lucas: WITH!?
Corey: ... WITH...
Everyone: WITH!? * They hear a vicious roar in the distance. *
Ki: That sounds more like my dragon!
Corey: Huh?
Alvin: That's a pretty big one too!
Ki: I wonder what kind of Sweet Dragon he is! * Luckily, ( or unluckily... ) the dragon spotted them and breathed at their direction! *
Everyone: * Runs away, except for Ki. *
Ki: Hmmm, this tastes like... * Eyes grow wide. * CHOCOLATE PUDDING! THAT DRAGON IS MINE! * Flies after the dragon! *
Pudding Dragon: * Thinking. * WTF!?
Ki: Wait! I won't hurt you!
Pudding Dragon: * Lands somewhere in mountains. *
Ki: Come on, don't make me look for you... Here you are!
Pudding Dragon: * Scared. * Ki: I'm not going to hurt you. I want you to be my friend!
Pudding Dragon: * Doesn't believe Ki. *
Ki: And between us... * Whispers. * There is a sexy Cupcake Dragon back on the plains!
Pudding Dragon: * Grabs Ki and begins flying back! *
Ki: Woah! You are fast!
Pudding Dragon: * Roars. *
Alvin: It's coming back uhhh!
Ki: Don't run! It's safe now!
Alvin: I'm glad.
Ki: What could he do to you though? Drown you in pudding?
Lucas: That would be the most embarrassing death ever!
Alvin: * Blushing. * Forget I said anything!
Corey: So, what is that name?
Ki: That dragon is very majestic... like a king... That's perfect! King!
Corey: Ki and King huh?
Ki: So, did you finally decide about YOUR dragon's name?
Corey: Of course! It's going to be...
To Be Continued...
