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Chapter 2 - Riders of the Sweet Dragons!


Here is the chapter with fixed formatting. Enjoy!

Also, sorry that I changed the way I write this. Script format makes this so much easier...


Ki: I think I've lost her... Alvin!

Alvin: Finally! I never expected this place to be so huge! I've lost everybody!

Ki: Let's keep together... there must be a exit somewhere.

Alvin: But how we will find it?

Ki: I've heard that if you always follow the right wall in a labirynth, you will always come to the exit eventually.

Alvin: Well, we might give it a try.

2 hours later...

Alvin: Just how big exactly is this place!?

Ki: How should I know?

Alvin: Can't you use your powers or something!?

Ki: Something is blocking them off. Hey look... what is that light?

Alvin: It's blue?! What's going on there?

Ki: Shhh... Somebody is talking. * They go a little closer to hear better. *

Unknown Voice: Xionxarxandamonique! Hear our cries!

Ki: Great, a demon cult in a middle of some screwed labirynth!

Brittany: LET US GO!

Ki&Alvin: HUH!? * They see Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Simon, Theodore and Lucas tied up on a stone table. *

Ki: Deja vu... anyway, I think we should crash their party... what do you think?

Alvin: I say... LET'S DO THIS!

Ki: Wait! * Alvin charges into a room, only to get himself instantly caught. *

Cult Follower #1: INTRUDER!

Unknown Voice: Who are you and why are you interfering us!?

Alvin: LUKE SKYWALKER!?

Luke Skywalker: Indeed I am!

Alvin: Why do you want to summon Retard!?

Luke Skywalker: How dare you call our master like this!? OUR MASTER! DID YOU HEAR WHAT THE IMBECILE JUST DID!?

Alvin: Who do you call imbecile you cheap sci-fi bastard!?

Luke Skywalker: I am Luke Skywalker! The force is with me!

Alvin: Luke? Luke Skywalker: What?

Alvin: I AM YOUR FATHER!

Luke Skywalker: No... you can't... It's not possibl- Wait a minute! You are a chipmunk! You can't be my father! GUARDS! KILL HIM!

Alvin: It was worth a try... * Thinking. * Ki, where the heck are you!?

Ki: Did somebody call for me!?

Everybody: KI! FINALLY!

Alvin: Ki... what the hell is standing behind you!? * Goes super pale and faints. *

Nemesis: STARS?

Ki: Yeah! You see that guy? * Points at Luke. * He is from S.T.A.R.S!

Nemesis: STARS!

Ki: Okay guys. Nemi will have fun with Luke while we get the heck out of here!

Everybody: NEMI!?

Simon: That... thing is creepy!

Ki: * Grabs Alvin. * Ungh. I have to carry him now...

Luke Skywalker: GO AWAY YOU MONSTER! * Cuts off one of Nemesis' tentacles. *

Nemesis: STARS!

Everyone: KI! HURRY UP!

Ki: Oh come on! I will never have a chance to ever see again somebody's brain be penetrated by Nemesis' tentacle!

Everybody: * Faints. *

Ki: You've got to be kidding... * Nemesis is almost at Luke... * You will owe me one for this! * Grabs everyone and begins running to the exit. *

Some time later...

Jeanette: Ungh... where are we?

Ki: Welcome back on Earth! You all fainted.

Jeanette: ... Why? I can't remember anything.

Ki: That's not important.

Jeanette: You carried ALL of us here!?

Ki: You expect a guy who can destroy a planet in single blow be unable to carry a few chipmunks?

Jeanette: * Sweatdrops. * You have to do something about your ego...

Ki: Yeah... I know. Let's wake up others.

Few minutes later...

Brittany: Where are we?

Ki: That's a good question... I have no idea.

Alvin: And you didn't check if this place is safe!?

Ki: HOW!? YOU EXPECTED ME TO LEAVE YOU ALL ALONE HERE, UNCONSCIOUS!?

Alvin: That would be very like you.

Ki: HEY!

Jeanette: Guys! It's not a time for arguing!

Brittany: Jeanette is right. We have to know where are we.

Ki: Fine! * Leaves the group. *

Brittany: Alvin, stop making him angry. He is the only one who can protect us.

Lucas: HEY! What about me?

Brittany: Oh please! Even TOBY is stronger than you now!

Lucas: FINE! TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF! * Leaves the group too. *

Everyone: ALVIN! BRITTANY!

Alvin&Brittany: WHAT!?

Simon: You pissed off the only 2 people who could protect us!

Theodore: Guys... I'm scared. I've heard something!

Eleanor: What was it Theo?

Theodore: I don't know... * Now everyone hears howling. *

Alvin: Okay... I'm scared too now!

Brittany: It's your fault you pissed off Ki!

Alvin: It's your fault you pissed off Lucas!

Everyone: IT'S BOTH YOUR FAULT! * They hear howling very close to them. *

Ki: You guys are screwed! * He and Ki are sitting on a column way up in the air. Ki is wearing 3D glassess while Lucas is eating popcorn. *

Lucas: There are some angry zombies heading in your direction!

Alvin: Hey guys! Glad you are here!

Brittany: Yeah! Help us!

Ki&Lucas: * Look at each other. * No.

Everybody: HUH!?

Ki: Learn to take care of yourself!

Lucas: After all, what can someone weaker than Toby do?

Alvin: Guys... That's not funny!

Ki: If not for your pitiful position now, we would be laughing.

Lucas: But we won't be that cruel. * The group notices the zombies. *

Everybody: HELP US! Ki: Nope.

Lucas: No way.

Alvin&Brittany: ASSHOLES!

Ki: You're only worsening your situation.

Lucas: It can't get worse, don't you think? * They hear a roar in the distance. *

Ki: Looks like it can. * Zombies run away. *

Lucas: That thing must be huge and scary since zombies escaped. * Something roars very close. *

Alvin: GUYS, PLEASE! * Ground starts trembling. * HOLY SHIT THAT THING MUST BE HUGE! * They finally see it. *

Brittany: IT'S A FREAKING DRAGON!

Theodore: Guys, doesn't it seem weird a bit?

Eleanor: Theo's right! Look what kind of dragon that is!

Ki&Lucas: * Eyes fall off their orbits. * TOASTER WAFFLES DRAGON!

Toaster Waffle Dragon: Mommy? * Starts running away. *

Everyone: * Drooling. * AFTER HIM!

20 minutes later...

Ki: Damn, it's fast!

Theodore: * In a trance. * I need that dragon! I want to eat him!

Lucas: The tunnel is ending! Look! * The see light in the distance. *

Alvin: Don't let it get away!

Ki: It's so close! * The dragon leaves the tunnel. *

Theodore: Hurry up everybody or our breakfast will run away!

Everybody: * Get out of the tunnel. *

Brittany: Did...

Alvin: We...

Jeanette: Die...

Simon: And...

Eleanor: Go...

Theodore: To...

Lucas: Chipmunk...

Ki: HEAVEN!? * They are in front of huge plains filled with various tasty dragons! *

Everybody: DRAGON TAMING TIME!

Some times later...

Theodore: I'm starving! Mr. Dragon! Can I get some toaster waffles please? * The dragon breathes a small mountain of toaster waffles. * YAY! * Dives into the pile. *

Ki: Hmmm... let's see... * Counts the dragons. There are literally hundreds of them around. * Hmm, none of them is exactly my favorite dessert or snack...

Alvin: Oh come on! You've got to pick one eventually! * Everyone has 'tamed' a dragon ( Which involved threatening them... ) except for Ki. *

Ki: I need something special... Huh? * They see someone riding a Cupcake Dragon. * Corey!?

Corey: Hey Ki! Look what I've found!

Alvin: Why she has the biggest dragon?!

Corey: Because I fully deserve every single cupcake this dragon has to offer!

Alvin: * Shuts up. *

Corey: Where is your dragon?

Ki: I still can't decide...

Everyone: What's your favorite sweet?

Ki: I can't decide...

Everyone: * Facepalm. *

Corey: You've got to have one!

Ki: I've got a few but I can't decide...

Everyone: WE ALREADY KNOW THAT! * They notice Chassidy and Michael coming in their direction on a Glazed Donut Dragon. *

Chassidy&Michael: Hi guys! How do you like our Mistero Feroce?

Corey: Mistero Feroce?

Chassidy: It means Ferocious Mystery in Italian.

Corey: Good idea! Let's name our dragons too!

Alvin: Hmmm, how shall I name mine? * Chocolate Dragon. * What about... Choco?

Choco: * Purrs. *

Brittany: My Trouffle Dragon is better! I'll call you... Sweetie!

Alvin: Oh come on... You call that a name?

Brittany: What, you think your dragon is better!? * They begin arguing. *

Choco&Sweetie: * Look at each other and then at their 'tamers' and sweatdrop... kind of. *

Simon: I'll call my dragon Wisdom. * He has a Toffi Dragon. *

Jeanette: I pick Knowledge! * She has a Candy Dragon. *

Theodore: I'll just call mine Waffly. * The very same Toaster Waffle Dragon. *

Eleanor: * Gumdrop Dragon. * Hmmm... I'll call you Victoria!

Lucas: * Cheesecake Dragon. * Your new name is EXCALIBUR!

Excalibur: * Sweatdrops... kind of... *

Ki: You have some weird perversive liking for swords...

Corey: So, I'm naming my dragon last... what should I choose?

Ki: I've got a perfect name for when I find mine.

Corey: What is it!?

Ki: I'll tell you when I get my own dragon.

Corey: Oh come on...

Ki: So how are you naming yours?

Corey: I'll settle with...

Ki: With?

Corey: With...

Brittany: With?

Corey: With...

Lucas: WITH!?

Corey: ... WITH...

Everyone: WITH!? * They hear a vicious roar in the distance. *

Ki: That sounds more like my dragon!

Corey: Huh?

Alvin: That's a pretty big one too!

Ki: I wonder what kind of Sweet Dragon he is! * Luckily, ( or unluckily... ) the dragon spotted them and breathed at their direction! *

Everyone: * Runs away, except for Ki. *

Ki: Hmmm, this tastes like... * Eyes grow wide. * CHOCOLATE PUDDING! THAT DRAGON IS MINE! * Flies after the dragon! *

Pudding Dragon: * Thinking. * WTF!?

Ki: Wait! I won't hurt you!

Pudding Dragon: * Lands somewhere in mountains. *

Ki: Come on, don't make me look for you... Here you are!

Pudding Dragon: * Scared. * Ki: I'm not going to hurt you. I want you to be my friend!

Pudding Dragon: * Doesn't believe Ki. *

Ki: And between us... * Whispers. * There is a sexy Cupcake Dragon back on the plains!

Pudding Dragon: * Grabs Ki and begins flying back! *

Ki: Woah! You are fast!

Pudding Dragon: * Roars. *

Alvin: It's coming back uhhh!

Ki: Don't run! It's safe now!

Alvin: I'm glad.

Ki: What could he do to you though? Drown you in pudding?

Lucas: That would be the most embarrassing death ever!

Alvin: * Blushing. * Forget I said anything!

Corey: So, what is that name?

Ki: That dragon is very majestic... like a king... That's perfect! King!

Corey: Ki and King huh?

Ki: So, did you finally decide about YOUR dragon's name?

Corey: Of course! It's going to be...

To Be Continued...