A/N: YAY! THERE'S GOING TO BE A SEASON NINE OF STARGATE! This is set pre-season 8 because I just realised I wrote the whole thing calling Jack "colonel"! I'm such a fool…
Jack dodged yet another crazy mother with a pram as he tried in vain to listen to Daniel's plan.
"If we split up, we can cover both routes. Teal'c you're with me."
"Sweet, Carter, you're with me."
"Wait, I'm stuck with the Colonel?! Daniel, why the hell do I have to shop with him?!"
"Because I don't want to."
And with that, both Daniel and Teal'c disappeared. Sam stared longingly after them.
"Carter, I'm hurt. You don't want to shop with me?"
"Colonel, I'd do anything with you. Except shop."
Jack smirked slightly as his mind raced over the possibilities of that last statement.
"C'mon Carter… it's not going to be that bad-"
"-it'll be worse."
"We're all alone in a shopping centre, with a whole day ahead of us, sales all around us, and Daniel's wallet."
Sam spun around to face him, her eyes wide.
"What?!"
Jack held up the wallet, grinning.
"Have I ever told you how much I love you?"
"All the time."
"Sexcellent. Let's go."
As he was whisked away through the crowds by his beloved, sexy, brilliant, courageous, etc 2IC, Jack grinned once again, knowing it would not be the last time he grinned today. Against all odds, he had gotten his beloved Major to say those three little words. His plan was going swimmingly well – swell, even.
His next step – to come up with a plan.
A/N: Sexcellent is my friend's word. And I just saw Affinity and I CANNOT BELIEVE Sam is going to marry pete! That TRAITOR! Poor Jack…
