A/N: The title for this story wasn't supposed to be the first chap's name. I actually messed up on that sorry. Now, on with the disclaimer and the story!

Disclaimer: Of course, I completely own Soul Eater (sarcasm)

Maka: No you don't!

Me: Well, Duh! You may be able to detect souls, but you obviously can't detect sarcasm

Maka: Hey!-

Me: On with the story!

Maka POV

I felt the warm rays of sunshine and the cobble-stoned ground under me as I woke up.

"Ugh" I muttered as I struggled to stand up. The cut I'd recieved was gone (well, almost), and- OH MY GOD I WAS WEARING BOY CLOTHES. My trench coat had turned into a black fedora, my yellow sweater-vest had turned into a yellow vest as my tie hung loosely around my neck, my skirt turned into red-plaid jeans that were folded up to my knees, and lastly my boots stayed the same only without the belts that went around my shins.

'Good thing my clothes changed too' I thought, examining my very short hair this time 'or else everyone in Death city would've thought I was gay (for those who don't get it: He would be wearing a skirt), I should tell Lord Death about this'

I walked around Death city in search of a mirror as a group of girls waved at me. I waved back while smiling nervously at them, hearing them squeal when I did.

'What was that for?' I asked myself, finding the explanation when I looked into a mirror.

'Woah, I'm hot! ' I thought as I fogged up the glass and wrote the death room's number.

"42-42-564 whenever you wanna, knock on Death's door" Water ripples showed on the glass as I was greeted by the familiar goofy voice of the death god.

"Hello! Hi! What's up? How are you doing? How-! " He paused and looked at me for a second, and then continued "young man, I don't believe we've met before, are you one of my students? "

"Um... Lord Death, I'm scythe-miester Maka Albarn. You might not recognise me right now, because I ran into witch yesterday, and well..." I said, motioning towards my appearance.

"I see..." Lord Death replied, thinking "oooh! How about this! You'll be a new student at the academy, that way you'll be able to attend school, and we'll put your name with a fake mission on the board so that no one will suspect where you've gone"

"What about Soul? And where am I going to live?"

"As for Soul Eater, you'll be his temporary partner while we find a cure for this" He said pointing towards me " And I don't know, maybe a new apartment? I'll explain everything to Stien, no one is to know about it but us, and one more thing. Come over to the death room, I've got something for you"

"Understood" I wiped the glass and took off towards the death room.

Death room, DWMA

I ran down the hallways of the academy, earning stares from the students as I did, until I reached the door with a skull door knob.

I opened it, and walked down the path under the guillotines (tell me if I spelled it wrong). When I got there, Lord Death was holding what looked like a navy blue shoulder-bag with the academy logo and twirling a pair of keys on his finger.

"Lord Death, what're those?" I questioned, looking at the bag.

"This one" he said, handing me the shoulder-bag "is a new bag for you, with school items included. And this" handing me the keys this time, with a new one-star miester card " is the keys to your new apartment. Now, say 'Cheese'! "

He pulled a camera out of nowhere and took a picture of me. He then put the picture in my ID card and gave it back.

"Now, go on class starts in five minutes, and if your wondering there's a wardrobe filled with boy clothes for you when you get to your apartment. I think you'd best hurry along now!"

"Goodbye Lord Death! Thanks for everything!" I yelled as I raced to class

"Bye kiddooo!"

Class Cresent Moon, DWMA

Soul POV

'Where the hell is she! Maka never came home last night so she must be at Kid's or Blackstar-'

As if on cue, Blackstar came bursting through the door, completely thrashing it in the process. Along came Tsubaki, Kid, Liz and Patty.

'Why does he always break the doors?' I thought, then asked:

"Hey, did you guys see Maka yesterday?"

"I don't think so Soul" Tsubaki responded politely

"No, why isn't she with you?" Liz responded

"If I knew where she was d'you think I'd ask you?"

"Good point"

"We'll go see honorable father after class and ask about it, is that OK?" Kid suggested in a monotone voice, while Patty made an origami girraffe family in the background.

Everyone agreed, except for Blackstar who was busy standing on top of Dr. Stein's desk, rambling on and on about he's gonna surpass god and how he's such a bigshot or that someday he's gonna beat the crap out of Kid. Everything was pretty much that way until the door opened, revealing proffessor Stein and a guy who looked like he was about the same age as me. He had sandy-blonde hair, a black fedora, yellow vest, green-striped tie, white button-up, white gloves, red plaid pants, and sneakers that looked like Maka's boots only without the belts.

"Class, meet our new student, Mike Cirle (pronounciation: ser-le) for some of you that might not know, Ms. Albarn took a mission that god-knows-how long it'll take. So for now Mike will be your, let's say, temporary miester for now Soul. What do you say?"

"I say Maka was pretty stupid for taking that mission. I mean, who's s'possed to protect her!" I half-yelled

Mike's right eye twitched at the my last statement, the next thing you know a thick, hard-cover book was stuck to my skull. Then everything went black.

Mike POV

"MIKE-CHOP!"

Soul had really pissed me off at the last statement, which made my instincts take over. I pulled the book out of his head and put it back in my bag. I felt every one's eyes at me as I sat at the seat I was told to by Stein: my normal one

"Well, looks like we won't be missing Maka" Soul said when he became consious again. Which made the entire class crack up, while I blushed with embarressment.

"Soul, Mike, get over here" Stein commanded as we got out of our seats "we need to check if your soul's are compatible with each other. Now Soul, if you don't mind?"

"With pleasure" he responded, curious about his 'new' miester

I caught him, and then twirled him above my head before righting him.

"LET'S GO SOUL RESONANCE!"

We passed our wavelenghts with each other until we reached our limit, and then, the scythe technique appeared.

"The legendary super-skill of the scythe-miester, Witch-hunter!"

The class gaped in awe, except for Stein who smirked at us on his computer chair.

"That's enough"

We stopped resonating as Soul turned back into human form and hi-fived.

"Good job man"

"You too"

DING DONG DEAD DONG

The bell rang.

"Class dissmissed" Stein anounced as he fell with a thud on his chair.

As everyone exited the room, Soul, Blackstar, Kid, Liz and Patty attacked me with questions (FYI I didn't forget Tsubaki, I thought she was just too polite to attack Mike with a question).

(Try to guess who said which)

"Can you play a musical instrument?"

"Are as big a star as I am?"

"Are as retarded as these two?" (pointing to Blackstar and Soul)

"Wanna be friends wuth us?"

"Do you like girraffes?"

"Guys I think we should stop..."

"I-it's ok" I answered "first off, no I can't play anything, it's my first day of course I'm not famous, no I am definitly not retarded, sure I would like to be friends with you guys, and yes I like girraffes if it makes you happy"

"C'mon we're going to see father about Maka" Kid said

"Oh yeah, you'd better come with us" Liz commanded "we're gonna ask about you too"

I nodded and followed them out to the Death room

'Crap'

Death room, DWMA

"So, you want to know about the mission?" Lord Death asked

"And why Mike transferred here, in like the middle of the year" Soul added

"Well, why don't we disscuss it over tea?"

"Father, stop trying to change the subject"

"Ah, Kiddo your always straght to the point aren't you. Well, Maka told me specifically not to tell you guys, but she told me that she took the mission to get stronger and if you want to know about Mike just ask him yourself, he's right there you know"

"Is that it, Lord Death?" Tsubaki politely exclaimed

"Yes"

"Then let's go guys, we don't wanna waste basketball time!" Blackstar yelled stated as we turned towards the hall of head-cutters.

Baskeball Court, Death City

"Ok Mike, tell us" Liz interrogated, towering over me with the other guys while I sat at the bench reading a book.

"Tell you what?" I asked nervously

"Why were you transferred here in the middle of the year?" Blackstar jumped in.

"Well...I...uh...um"

"You guys, I really think we shoul cut him some slack. I mean he just got here" Tsubaki insisted

"Fine, we'll let him off the hook this time..." Liz answered

"Come on guys, are we gonna play or what?" Patty shouted

The game of basketball passed by really quickly, and the sun was drooling due to sleepiness, while the moon was starting to show up. My team won from 22 to 8, mainly because Kid tried to keep the score at the symmetrycal number. We exchanged our goodbyes and headed to our homes, maybe this isn't so bad after all.

A/N : I know I updated this a couple of reviews early, but I couldn't wait! I'm sooooo sorry if this chapter was short but I really did my best on it! And aalso for the sake of the people that liked this story. R&R ok, also thanks 4 reading!

Questions:

1. Why do we need to put disclaimers on their fanfics?

2. If DTK can't get rid of his sanzu lines with black hair dye, why doesn't he use white?

3. Do you have a favorite S.E. soundtrack?