The Revival of the Mummy

It was the afternoon and the sun shined brightly on an October. Sonic and Pit came back from their adventure and were gifted with a coffin that had a real mummy inside! Presenting it to the Smashers, most gathered around. . .

The coffin was labeled, "MEEP" with a dot face and a closed mouth as it looked like it was chewing bubble gum.

"Whoa!"

"Is it real?!"

"Pharaoh?!"

Pit couldn't help but to be proud of himself. "It was a gift from an old man when we saved his life from a couple of poisonous snakes!"

"Let's open it." Robin said.

"Yes. I would like to see." Lucina said.

As Sonic and Pit slid the lid off the coffin, the mummy appeared wrapped in white, dirty, old bandages. And its hands were crossed over its chest.

Marth plugged his nose. "It stinks!"

"Is he wrapped in toilet paper?" Lucas asked.

"No. It's a she by the way." Sonic answered.

Samus leaned in closer to see a sun-like necklace on top of her arms.

"That's a pretty necklace." Zelda said, seeing it as well.

"It's over 10,000 years!" Pit said.

"I don't get it," Roy said bored, "why keep it, when you can sell the necklace?!"

"No!" Pit blurted. "Don't touch it! Anyone who takes hold of the necklace will die!"

"Then why did you bring it here?!" Link exclaimed.

"Ugh, this is why people die. . ." Bowser shook his head.

"Isn't that a little harsh to say 'people will die?'" Ike said.

Pit just shrugged, "Yea, but it's the truth! If you guys value your life, don't you even dare take a glimpse of that necklace!"

"Ok, I think we get it, dummy." Dark Pit said.

Later in the day, the coffin was kept a few feet away from the kitchen, just in case people still want to see it. Makato and Palutena were walking near the kitchen that time, unaware of the new item.

"Thank you for helping me collect butterfly eggs, Palutena." Makato carried the box of butterfly eggs as it covered her orange kimono-like, short dress.

"It's no problem, Makato." The goddess smiled back. Their footsteps stopped when they both saw the strange object.

"Oh! What is that?!" Palutena gleamed at it. She walked toward it and placed her hand on it.

"It looks like a coffin." Makato said, amazed at the object.

Palutena opened the coffin as it made creaky noises. There appeared the female mummy. But Palutena's attention wasn't at the corpse though. . .

"Ooh! What a beautiful necklace!" Palutena gave no fucks about the mummy and just snatched the necklace right off her collar. She overlapped the necklace over her chest, making a few girly poses. "What do you think? Does it compliment my dress?"

"It sure does. . ." Makato wasn't sure about Palutena's actions. The green-haired woman flipped her hair after putting on the necklace. "I think I'll wear it, no! I'll keep it!" Palutena skipped happily away from the opened coffin, leaving Makato staring at her green hair.

"Palutena will put it back. . . I'm sure she will. . ." Makato couldn't convince herself.

It was the time for most Smashers to go to their rooms and sleep. Palutena watched the two angels sleep. She wanted to show her brand new necklace to them. But decided not to wake them up.

"Aw! Sleeping like little angels! Literally." She whispered, smiling to herself.

Pit snored happily while Dark Pit snored with an angry look.

Makato roamed around the hallway, looking for the goddess. "Palutena! Where are you? Where is she? At least put the necklace back!"

As she walked down the hallways, something mysterious snuck up behind her. The thing hid behind walls in every corner, getting closer and closer and closer.

Next Day. . .

It was during breakfast and most of the Smashers ate together at the dining room, where the giant, long table and many chairs were located. Pit took the time to take a long look at the mummy.

"The mummy looking good as always!"

Sonic came up to him, nodding his head. "Yea."

"Mmmh. . ."

Pit kept on smiling, ignoring whatever he just heard.

"Mmmh. . ."

"Did the mummy just moaned?" Sonic thought, taking a closer look. Pit made a sudden slam to the coffin's lid. "What are you talking about, Sonic?! Haha! It was probably just Mewtwo's stomach!"

"I heard that!" Yelled Mewtwo.

Makato's childhood friend, Miru, was walking around the hallways after he finished his breakfast. He then saw the goddess right in front of him. She also took noticed of his presence and waved.

"Miru!" Palutena ran up to him, "Do you like my new necklace?"

Miru stared at the necklace that was shaped abstractly like a golden sun. "It's cool." He answered. Palutena continued to skip down the hallway and Miru smiled at her back.

"That necklace looks very familiar. Oh well!"

The thing watched Miru from a wall as it slithered away. . .

It was then noon and the Smashers did their usual stuff. Dark Pit headed for the coffin, MEEP, crossing his arms. "There's nothing special about a stupid mummy. . ."

He continued to stare at it.

Suddenly he heard a disturbing noise.

"Mmmh!"

"Why do I hear groaning?" He thought. Curiosity hit the dark angel, opening the coffin. His heart almost leaped out from his throat when he saw the mummy moving! The noise was coming from the mummy.

"Mmmh! Mmmh!"

"Holy shit! It's moving!" Dark Pit backed away a little.

The mummy heard a voice and leaped out of the coffin, coming straight at Dark Pit with its arms crossed.

"It's going to kill me!" Dark Pit dodged its attack and the mummy fell on its face. He sighed in relief. "Good thing I dodged. . ." He still noticed the mummy squirming in place making the same noise.

"Ah! It's still moving?!"

"Mmh! Mmh!"

Dark Pit brought out his dark, purple pistol and pointed it at the mummy. With an evil glare and a click to his gun, he then said, "Looks like I got no other choice." He was about to pull the trigger, but the same sound made him stop and think. "Wait a minute. . . It sounded like. . ."

Dark Pit put away his gun and began tearing the wrapping of the mummy to find Makato as a surprise. Makato's breathing was heavy and her face didn't look satisfied.

"Thank. . . you. . . Dark Pit."

"Makato?" Dark Pit didn't know how to react. "That wasn't funny! I could have shot you to death!" Dark Pit raged. He decided to go with the emotion, anger.

Makato stared at him with an angry look as well. "Huh? You think I was playing some kind of prank?! How would I be able to wrap myself completely when I can't even see?!"

Dark Pit huffed out an angry breath, looking away. "Just, what were you doing in that coffin?"

"The mummy. . ." Makato answered.

"Huh?"

"The mummy put me in there."

"Mummies don't move!"

"It did moved! It was last night, the mummy took me by surprised and put me in the coffin!"

Dark Pit ignored her. "Where did you put the mummy?!"

"I didn't touch it!"

Something was slithering right in front of them as the two kept on arguing. Both realizing the scratchy noise, they stopped, and turned to the direction of the noise.

"GIVE. . . NECKLACE. . . ! DIE!"

It was the mummy, drooling blood. It's eyes were round and bloody as well.

Dark Pit and Makato began to sweat more as the mummy turned to them.

"It-it-it's the MUMMY!" Makato and Dark Pit screamed. It slowly crept up to them, arm by arm. Leg by leg, like a snail. The dark angel was sweating more than the potion princess, watching its every move. He turned his lagging head, like a robot, to Makato.

"You. . . i-i-idiot! D-d-don't just s-stand there! Run!"

Makato couldn't help but to crawl with a giant grin that said, "Help me. I'm going to die."

"I'm. . . too scared to run. . ." She answered. Now, she was crying with a smile.

"Ugh! Are you k-kidding me?! There's no time for jokes!" Dark Pit, with all courage, stood on his two feet, while grabbing Makato's arm. She then was forced to get up on her two feet. They both moved slowly, graduating moving their speed. Now turning it into a run. Makato glanced back at the mummy and IT was slithering faster than before.

"It's. . . moving like those creepy girls. . . from those horror films!" Makato said.

"Shut up!"

"But it's true!"

Dark Pit was in denial, for he hated horror movies. "Lalalalalala! I can't hear you!"

"NECKLACE. . . . NECKLACE. . . . NECKLACE!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The mummy was slither-sprinting! Dark Pit wanted to lose the mummy, so he and Makato made a trip around the Smash Mansion in the mazey hallways, and finally, hiding into a blind spot.

"THEY SEE ME SLITHER! THEY HATIN'!" The she-mummy roared, passing by them. Dark Pit watched her slither away from the two of them. He sighed in relief. The chase was over. Hopefully, one of the other Smashers would take noticed of the creepy mummy.

"I think we lost it." Dark Pit breathed out.

Makato sweat dropped. "Palutena has the necklace."

"What?" He raised his voice. The fact that the goddess had the necklace, made him pissed.

Makato shushed him. "Shh! We need to retrieve it."

"Why didn't YOU get it from her?!" He pointed at her.

"I didn't know! I didn't think the mummy would move!" Makato cried.

"Whatever. . . We need to find her then. . . Let's go-"

"NEC-KA-LACE~!" The mummy made a worst version of "Peek-a-boo" to Dark Pit and Makato. They stood there for a second, their faces became pale by each sweat that teared down their faces. They couldn't even scream, like duct tape stuffed in their mouths. However, Makato was the first to react.

"I can't. . . I'm sorry. . ." Makato gave up on life and fainted right in front of the dark angel.

"Don't just die on me! This is all your fault!" Dark Pit shouted. He glanced at the mummy and pointed somewhere in the distance. "Look, your necklace is right there!"

"NECKLACE!" The mummy grinned and crawled even FASTER than before!

"Hahaha! Idiot!" Dark Pit grabbed Makato's arm and made a 5 second piggyback ride and sprinted.

The mummy sounded angrier than before from a distance. "NECKLACE!" It roared.

"We don't have your damn necklace!" Dark Pit shouted back. Before he knew it, he got his foot jerked by the mummy, making a crash to the face.

"Urgh!" Dark Pit groaned with Makato on his back, still at faint.

"NECKLACE. . ."

Dark Pit didn't want to look back at the mummy, still feeling his foot at her grasp. "Let go!" He tried shaking his leg, but it was impossible.

"NECKLACE! NECKLACE!" Dark Pit couldn't help but to take one tiny peek. The next thing he knew, the mummy had its mouth over Makato and his head.

"AHHHHH!"

"DIEEEEEE!"

"You shall be purified!" A heavenly voice called out to the mummy. Bright, shimmering lights were reflecting off of the three as Dark Pit and the mummy turned to her. Palutena just stood there, while the holy light, swallowed up the mummy's sanity.

"AURHGUHRHEUOAO!" It cried out. Unable to move, it slowly turned into golden sand. The bandages disappeared as well. Dark Pit huffed and puffed. "Saved. . ." He murmured.

Palutena walked up them, swaying her graceful hips. The dark angel cursed her for acting so casually. He gently pushed Makato out of his back.

"Are you okay, Dark Pit?"

"I WOULD HAVE BEEN, IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU!" He yelled. "I ALMOST DIED!"

Palutena giggled. "Well, everything is fine now!"

Makato opened her eyes, rubbing them to get clear vision. "I'm alive. Oh thank goodness. . ."

"Well, at least it's over. . ." Dark Pit stretched his arms.

The Following Next Day. . .

Pit and Sonic got another gift, expect it was from a different old man.

"We got an ancient doll!" Pit showed the doll to the Smashers around them.

"Ooh! It's so cute!" Peach said.

"Interesting." Robin nodded his head.

"Those who wear its ring will die a brutal death!" Pit then said. "The ring is worth so much money!"

"That's a beautiful ring you got there. . ." Palutena stared at the ring with a giant grin.

"I'm done!" Dark Pit didn't want to have the same experience again, and so did Makato.

Fin

A/N: Thank you for reading! Which would you like to see next? OvO