Dodgebrawl 2: Return of... No One

Remaining Contestants:

Popular Pandas: Victor, Olivia, John, Angel, William, Britney, Gary, Contessa, Xander, Rebecca, Derek

Geeky Guinea Pigs: KC, Elliot, Andrew, Carly, Matthew, Lily, Jaxon, Blake, Kitsune, Jane

The camera opens at your average high school gym/basketball court. Chris is standing in the middle of the court in referee gear holding a dodgeball.

"Okay students, your first challenge is a little game of dodgeball."

"Didn't you already do this one?" Matthew asks rudely.

Chris smirks, "The rules are simple. If you get hit with the ball," he throws it at Matthew and hits him in the face, "you're out. If you catch the ball, the thrower is out and the catcher can bring someone in. You can use the ball in your hand to deflect a ball, but if it's knocked out of your hand you're out. Last team standing takes the round, best of five wins. And to prove I'm a nice guy, I'll give you guys some time for strategy."

CAMERA PAN - GUINEA PIGS

Lily looks at the team, "Anyone here good at sports?"

Matthew, still in pain from earlier, doesn't respond. Carly lets out a quiet response, but no one hears her. Jane isn't even paying attention as she's reading. Elliot raises her hand.

KC responds, "No, not at all."

"Marching band." Andrew replies.

"Marching band isn't a sport Lame-toven." Matthew quips, still rubbing his face.

"You take that back!" Andrew yells as he attacks Matthew. Lily is seen with an unamused face.

(static)

LILY - "We're doomed."

(static)

CAMERA PAN - PANDAS

Rebecca claps her hands, "So for the first round I'm thinking Me, Derek, Victor, Olivia, and Angel. Any questions?"

Olivia raises her hand "Yeah, this looks like it could scratch my face and screw me out of any acting gigs, so I'll just sit this one out."

"Fine, anyone else?"

CAMERA PAN - THE GYM

The camera shows the team's waiting to start the challenge. The Pandas have Victor, Rebecca, Contessa, Derek, and Angel while the Guinea Pigs have Lily, Andrew, Elliot, Jaxon and Blake

Chris looks at both teams "Ready, Go!" and blows the whistle.

Lily picks up a ball and throws it at Derek and hits him. Angel then throws out Lily.

"Sorry Sis," she apologizes, distracting her as Andrew throws her out. Victor and Jaxon manage to throw out each other. Blake manages to hit Rebecca leaving Contessa.

Elliot looks at Blake, "This will be too easy"

"Time Out," Contessa calls. "Can the ball bounce off the wall?"

Chris thinks for a bit then shrugs, "As long as it doesn't touch the floor I don't care."

Contessa smirks and calls time in right before throwing the ball. It bounces of of various walls before hitting Blake, bouncing off another wall and into Elliot. The whistle is blown signalling the game end.

(static)

LILY - "So doomed"

(static)

PANDAS

"Good game love," William says to Contessa, not noticing her cringe at the name.

"Good? that was way to close," Xander says in a perfect Courtney impression.

"All right mate. What do you suggest then?"

Xander smirks and in Duncan's voice says "Well now that you mention it..."

THE GYM

With a musical flourish, the Guinea Pig team (KC, Elliot, Blake, Andrew, Kitsune) and the Pandas (Britney, Xander, Gary, John, William) wait for the whistle.

When it blows, KC and Kitsune throw toward the other team. They miss and the Panda's smirk before all throwing at the same time. Sad music is played as the Guinea Pigs are hit one by one. Chris blows the whistle ending the game.

"And with that the Pandas have a 2-0 lead. The Guinea Pigs are totally sucking but can they make a comeback? I doubt it."

PANDAS

"I believe we should be careful in the next round." Victor says.

As Geoff Xander replies "Chillax dude we got this. Heck if we lose this I'll vote myself off."

GUINEA PIGS

Jane places her book down and looks at the team. "If I may say something."

"Go for it," KC says.

"I think Carly, Matthew and I should play the next game. I have and idea."

THE GYM

Both Guinea Pigs (Elliot, Blake, Jane, Carly, Matthew) and Pandas (Xander, Victor, John, William, Britney) stand ready.

The whistle blows, and the Pandas all throw at Carly. She manages to dodge all of them. Jane smirk and yells "Now!" Whatever happened next was too to capture and all the Pandas are down.

Chris scratchis his neck, "I don't know what happened, but the Geeky Guinea Pigs win their first match!"

(static)

JANE - "As I suspected, Carly's timid nature makes her an excellent dodger. They won't fall for it a second time, but I have back up plans." She adds with a smirk.

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The next game Jane is seen looking at the competing Pandas (John, Britney, Contessa, Rebecca, Xander). When the whistle blows, she throws a ball at John, which manages to bounce off the remaining Pandas, securing another win for the Guinea Pigs.

"And with that we have a tied game. Next round takes it!"

"We know!" Matthew sneers.

GUINEA PIGS

Jane looks around, "Allright Matthew, I'll need one thing from you to win this next challenge."

"What's that? My creative visions? My original thinking? My non-conformity?"

"Your obnoxious personality."

THE GYM

The last game has started with the same teams as before. The whistle blows and Matthew starts taunting the other team

(static)

JANE - Sun Tzu would often anger his opponent to keep them from thinking clearly. It's really the only thing Matthew's good for.

(static)

Before they notice, the Panda's have thrown all the balls over to the Guinea Pig's side. Xander tries to pick up a ball only to notice the blunder.

(static)

XANDER - (as Shawn) I think we just made a biiiiiig mistake

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Matthew surveys the arena and lets loose one last jeer, "Hey losers, way to fall for literally the oldest trick in the book." Before all of the Guinea Pigs attack.

The Pandas never stood a chance. Either they were hit first, or hit when they dodged a ball. The onslaught lasts a good ten seconds before only the Guinea Pigs are left.

Chris looks at the downed Pandas with a semi-confused look and says, "Not what I expected, but the Geeky Guinea Pigs take it." Said team is seen celebrating. "Pandas, I'll see you in tonights elimination ceremony."

The Pandas all sulk, Xander looking especially down. At this point Olivia looks up from her phone and says, "Ugh, you guys like so totally suck. You're gonna like have to do better than that if you want to be on the same team as Olivia Broadway." The looks go from sad to angry in her direction.

DROP-OFF/PICK-UP AREA

It's the same area that the contestants arrived at; but now Chris is behind a podium with some packs of gum on it and eleven desks, all of which are occupied.

"Welcome to the first elimination ceremony of the season. One by one you've cast your votes on the ballots Chef provided earlier and I've counted them. If you're safe, you'll receive high school's most coveted item, a stick of gum. Anyone that does not recieve gum will have to take a ride on the Bus of Shame."

The teen all look around, some more nervous than others.

"And the following people are safe. Angel."

"Yay!"

"Victor

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Rebecca

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William

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Derek

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Gary."

"Cool, cool. But it's Young Easy."

"Contessa

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John

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Britney.

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Students, this is the last sick of gum of the evening. Whoever doesn't get this is up there with Ezekiel, Staci, and Beardo for worst performance on this show. And it goes to...

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(There is the standard music playing of course)

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Xander"

Xander gives a sigh of relief, while Olivia looks outraged.

"Excuse me?! Do you know who I am?!" She screams

"Yes Love, you're the one going home." William adds

"But I was supposed to start my career back up! This is so unfair!" She complains while getting on the bus. As it drives of, Chris stands in front of the camera and chuckles.

"Silly Olivia, if you want to revive a failing career you host a reality show, not compete on one." He realizes what he just said. "Not that I'd know anything aout that. heh heh. Anyway find out which one of these poor souls will ride off the show next time on

Total

Drama

High School!"

On the Bus: Olivia - I can't belive I was sent home first. I'm supposed to get everything I want. I was Little Suzie in Preschool Pals. I de- the camera shuts off mercifully saving us from the rest of the rant.

Author's Note: I realize that wasn't the best. Hopefully the rest of the season will be more enjoyable. By the way, the contestants, Thoughts? Favorites? Ones you want gone now? Please let me know, it lets me know who to give screen time to outside of plot moving scenes.

Okay, so I created Olivia specifically to be axed first. No other reason. I hope I portrayed the Ex child star in a comical yet annoying way, it's what I was going for.

Rankings

21st - Olivia