Here is the second song: 'Because Jedi Knights try not, Jedi Knights do'!
Original song: Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats
Setting: Jedi Temple
Performed by: The Jedi and some darker individuals
Words only true Star Wars fans understand:
Holocrons: Those damn things that made you play The Force Unleasehed five times before you found all of them.
Kyber crystals: The crystals Jedi use as the energy source for their lightsaber.
Nexu: The tiger-like creature that attacks Padme in the Geonosis Arena.
Kaadu: The two-legged things Gungans ride.
Dactillion: The pterodactyl-like creatures you can see on Utapau.
Rodian, Ithorian, Corellian, Klatooinian, Devaronian, Mon Calamari, Togruta, Gamorrean, Kaminoan, Neimoidian, Trandoshan, Geonosian, Mustafarian, Iridonian, Amani, Nautolan, Toydarian, Mirialan, Besalisk, Tholothian, Aqualish and Sullustan: I'm pretty sure you know most of these, but in case there are some that don't sound familiar: they're all species or races.
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OBI-WAN KENOBI:
Are you blind when you're trained?
QUI-GON JINN:
Does your sword glow in the dark?
MACE WINDU:
Can you battle the Sith?
YODA:
Are you one with the Force?
PLO KOON:
Can you say the Light Side is better than the Dark?
ANAKIN SKYWALKER:
Can you fight a rancor…
LUKE SKYWALKER:
And not be the main course?
ALL:
Because Jedi Knights try not, Jedi Knights do
Or do not, because there is no try
That's the first rule of being Jedi:
Do or do not, but there is no try
KI-ADI-MUNDI:
Can you fall from large heights, but still land on your feet?
AGEN KOLAR:
Are you tense when you sense there's a disturbance in the Force?
ANAKIN:
Can you, just by yourself, destroy entire fleets?
QUI-GON:
Do you know how to slice through some heavy blast doors?
ALL:
Because Jedi Knights can and Jedi Knights do
Jedi Knights do and Jedi Knights can
Jedi Knights can and Jedi Knights do
Jedi Knights do and Jedi Knights can
Jedi Knights can and Jedi Knights do
AAYLA SECURA:
Can you fly in a spaceship to planets far distant?
YARAEL POOF:
Familiar with holocrons…
COLEMAN TREBOR:
And kyber crystals?
YODA:
Were you a Wookiee's friend?
ANAKIN:
Or the Chancellor's assistant?
KIT FISTO:
Have you served the Republic, and then the Rebels?
LUMINARA UNDULI:
Are you mean like a nexu?
SHAAK TI:
Are you lean like a kaadu?
OBI-WAN:
Do you feel a disturbance when innocents die?
MACE WINDU:
Can you craft your own lightsaber, purple or blue?
ALL:
If you were and you are, you can be a Jedi!
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Jedi Knight songs for Jedi Council
Jedi Knight songs for Jedi Council
Jedi Knight songs for Jedi Council
Jedi Knight songs for Jedi Council
Jedi Knight songs for Jedi Council
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We can dive through the air like a dactillion
We can turn triple somersaults, not getting tired
We can fight on speeders, and on small lava-droids
We can deflect lasers back to where they were fired
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Jedi Knights can and Jedi Knights do
Jedi Knights can and Jedi Knights do
Jedi Knights can and Jedi Knights do
Jedi Knights can and Jedi Knights do
Jedi Knight songs for Jedi Council
Jedi Knight songs for Jedi Council
Jedi Knight songs for Jedi Council
Jedi Knight songs for Jedi Council
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Can you fight at the same time with more than one sword,
The Trade Federation and the Emperor
EMPEROR:
HEHAHAHAHAHA! (Maniacal laugh)
JEDI:
And can you meditate without getting bored (AAAAAH!)
And do you know what the Jedi Code stands for:
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One: you should never ask for a fight
If you're a Padawan, Youngling or Knight
Two: don't give in to anger or hate
Three: you should never go on a date
…
Four: never use the Dark Side of the Force
Five: we're keepers of the peace, not warriors
Six: never use, deal or buy some death sticks
Seven: if you're stuck, use some mind tricks
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The mystical energy field, stronger than a deflector shield
Around the Jedi Temple rang: "May the
Force be with you, strong and always!"
Mind trick
Lightning
Force push and choke
LUKE:
Hey Ben, who is Snoke?
KYLO REN:
What?
JEDI:
Jedi Knights can and Jedi Knights do
Jedi Knights do and Jedi Knights can
Jedi Knights can read Jedi Archives
Jedi Knights old and Jedi Knights new
Jedi Knight song and Jedi Knight dance
Jedi Knight songs for Jedi Council
Jedi Knight songs for Jedi Council
Jedi Knight songs for Jedi Council
Jedi Knight songs for Jedi Council
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Rodian Knight
Ithorian Knight
Corellian Knight
Klatooinian Knight
Devaronian Knight
Mon Calamari Knight
Togruta Knight
Gamorrean Knight
Kaminoan Knight
Neimoidian Knight
Trandoshan Knight
Geonosian Knight
Mustafarian Knight
Iridonian Knight
Amani Knight and Nautolan Knight
Toydarian Knight
Mirialan Knight
Besalisk Knight
Tholothian Knight
Aqualish Knight and Sullustan Knight
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Jedi Knight songs for Jedi Council
Jedi Knight songs for Jedi Council
Jedi Knight songs for Jedi Council
Jedi Knight songs for Jedi Council
Jedi Knight songs for Jedi Council
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OBI-WAN:
There's a man over there
With a look of surprise
As much as to say: "I have a bad feeling about this"
ANAKIN:
Do I actually see with my own very eyes
A man who doesn't know what the Force is?
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A/N: To know the answer to that question, read 'Midi-what?' by HaveYouBeenAnAlumnus, or wait until I make a song about it.
If you want to know who my favorite Jedi is, he's the one who says my favorite line by my favorite Jellicle. And if you don't what those are, look at my profile name and picture.
Next song should be "The Emperor, the mystery Sith".
