Chapter 2 : 2 Kuuderes and some countries... how bad can this go!? ;3 (Well, driving to the Mall to see them..)

(A/N) Hey there! I'M Writing on a phone... I have trouble doing so. So maybe my updates will be slow, as usual, please R&R! And don't spam me with OC descriptions. Anyways, Here's a chappie for all u readers! :3 :) PS. Writing on a touch screen is very difficult. Trust me!

Fernando: Hola! I'm the disclaimer for this chapter! Midnightestrella does not own Hetalia. If she did then it would be chaos and insanity, causing people to think it's the end of the world. Then that would cause them to do suicide, and- never mind, I don't want to get into the details. Any ways enjoy the story! :3 :3 also Midnightestrella's hands hurt!

Bernardo: Hey!? Aren't you forgetting something!?

Fernando: OH! Thanks, Bern. Um.. Thank YOU Love-Peace-Anime For your last review. You made Midnight Estrella jump with joy! :3

Bernardo's POV

I looked at my sister in disbelief, that's odd.

Looking at the computer, I replied, "Alfredthehero just replied. You know, I'm going to add these requests into my buddies list. Oh, and get ready, we will be going to the mall shortly. Ok?"" with that, I sat on the couch. Typing away on my phone. Fernando nodded and sat back on the computer swivel chair. I watched my sister typing, I smirked as I read the chat the two typed.

Alfredthehero: Hey, im doing fine. Are u comfortable talking to others like that? U talk 2 me like u know me very well. And I'm not doing much, except chatting with u and slurpin soda. Where u going today?

EmeraldDragonEyes: Sorry, just bein myself, and im thinkin of going to the game store inside the huge Marilyn Mall. Hey do you know the new game comin out?! Think it's based on the book, War Z. U thinkin on buying it? I could not stop talkin or thinkin about it. It looks so cool!

Alfredthehero: Yeah, im actually changing to go and purchase it soon. Maybe we can hang out at the store? Anyways, c ya, soon man. The annoyin Brit is forcing me to eat his cooking. Bye, :) ;)!

EmeraldDragonEyes: U really wanna hang? Well, im bringin my twin brother along, he wants to purchase SKILLET's new album, Rise.

Do u mind? Oh, Well, Type 2 u later, bro-ski!

I walked to my room to change, and as I slipped into my favorite ' I love being a tomboy' ,hoodieI heard my phone chime, meaning that someone replied in my buddies list. I walked to my bed and plopped onto it, picking up my phone.

BlackMagicArthur: Hello, I heard u r the twin brother of Alfredthehero's new friend. Say, do u want 2 meet where they meeting? Hows summer so far 2 u? Stupid Alfredthehero won't eat the dinner I prepared for him. That BLOKE! :(

RubyEyedSKILLETfan: Yeah, im his twin. Say, u live with Alfredthehero? Ya'll sound really close. Oh, and I can hang with u. Wanna go to the music store with my brother and I? Lookin for SKILLET's new album, RISE. Im gonna track it down until I find it, im serious. :) :3

BlackMagicArthur: Well, u can say we're related. Also im honored to hang with u 2, but Alfredthehero is going to tagging along. I don't trust him that much. :) ;) Anyways that American always complains about my cooking, he should be grateful.

RubyEyedSKILLETfan: Thats fine, any friend of my bro is a friend of mine. :3~ Also we r going to get ready C U LATER! :3 :)

I always liked my username, it fit me. I stood up and yelled at my sister, "Let's go change! We are going to the Mall!" She nodded and put the computer to I heard my phone chime, EINSAMKEIT143 wrote to me.

EINSAMKEIT143: Hello, I'm not very good at this whole writing on the computer thing. My dummkopf bruder is pestering me about i should be more sociable, all HE has is 2 idiots as friends. I really don't like typing but here i am chatting with u. Also my only friends is a quiet Japanese man and a loud Italian maybe we can b friends as well? I typed as quickly and surely, fearing that I would blow my cover in being a boy.

RubyEyedSKILLETfan: Hey, it took me awhile to get used 2 typing on my phone. But hey, i'm here writing like a pro! :3 Don't worry bro, i know how u feel. Your German am i right? Well, we can b friends, i'm thinkin on visiting to Germany. Well, i have to go to The Marilyn Mall to visit my brother's friends. U going there?

EINSAMKEIT143: U have a bruder too? Do u think he can be annoying at times? And come to think of it i have to visit someone at the mall, mind if we meet there? My friends and my brother's friends are tagging along, is it ok for u and ur bruder?

RubyEyedSKILLETfan: Yeah, itz ok, but it feels more like a family reunion. O.O! If u think about it... Well, C u later! :3

EINSAMKEIT143: C u later! :)

I set my phone on my bed, i changed into my jeans. I slipped into my red sneakers, humming to 'Comatose' by SKILLET. Satisfied with my outfit, i went to my sister's room. As I knocked on the door, Fernanda grumbled, "Coming!"

I sighed and went to brush my hair, feeling happy to meet my new friends. But then thoughts raced inside my head like a race car track during the race laps. What if they are a gang? It seems rather suspicious that all these new friends are meeting at the same place as us. What if they are adult predators that fake their ages and abduct teens my age?! What if they are murders? But they talk normal, they write like if they ARE my age. At the exact moment I heard a different voice in my head. But that's what they want you to think! So as soon as you put your guard down, they'll strike!

"Who they hell are YOU?!" I hissed out loud, not talking to anyone in particular (Or so i thought). I'm your conscience. Silence... The voice inside your head! I rolled my eyes, "I thought you were WAY smarter than that, and NO your NOT my conscience, Your Fernando!"

My twin, who was hiding in the shower pouted, (Don't ask HOW she did it. Only God knows the answer to that! :3) "Your no fun!"

I chuckled, "It's not that, It's YOU who is SO not good at her stealth AND not knowing what i think about in my head!"

~Fernando's POV~

It was my turn to laugh, "Kururururu!~" (Me and my sister have unique laughs, Bernardo laughs like this: Kukukuku!~ *Ever since we watched Sergeant Frog she started to laugh like Kululu, IDK!*) "Silly little sister, I know what you think in your head. We ARE twins, even if we are fraternal. We have telepathy, remember that! " I gave her a smug grin, my hood was making shadows on my eyes, so i looked terrifying.

She rolled her red irises at me, and then exchanged her own smug grin, "and an addition to that, my power is speed and CAN'T beat that!"

I just laughed, "I Have strength and the power of protection!" I stepped out of my hiding spot, "Without me, your nothing!"

My sister stamped her foot down, "Without ME, YOUR nothing!" she glared, "You always need help!

I scoffed, "No, you your always in the WAY! You never let me fight my own fight!"

But then the two of us sighed in defeat, "actually we BOTH need each other." Then we laughed, forgetting why we even fought.

"Let's go, we need to meet up with our net buds and shop for clothes." Bernardo stated and opened the bathroom door.

"AND?!" I squinted at her and grinned.

She sighed, "AND Shoes."

I nodded and walked out, like a boss. Which meant I tripped on the carpet in the hallway. My twin laughed, holding her stomach, i glared.

"Your such a good friend," i said in sarcasm as she picked me up off the floor, " you pick me up AFTER your done laughing!"

"Y-your face *chuckle* WAS PRICELESS!" we walked out the door of the house with the car keys and our devices.

I gave her a fish face, " Glad i can give you the gift of laughter." She laughed at my funny expression, which made me wanna laugh with her or kick myself for humiliating myself in front of my sister.

We got into the car and I asked, "You know how to drive this red Lamborghini?" She smiled at me while putting on her earphones, "Of course I do, sis. If i didn't then i couldn't have my license, now, let's roll!" She started the car and pulled out of the driveway, onto the street. I put on my earphones and listened to Matryoshka by Gumi & Hatsune Miku:

1, 2, 3, 4

Kangae sugi no MESSAGE

Dare ni todoku kamo shirenai de

Kitto watashi wa itsumo sou

Tsugihagi kurutta MATRYOSHKA

Zutsuu ga utau PACKAGE

Itsu made tattemo hari wa yoji

Daremo oshiete kurenai de

Sekai wa sakasa ni mawaridasu

Ah, waresou da

Kioku mo zenbu nagedashite

Ahh, shiritai na

Fukaku made

Anone, motto ippai matte choudai

KARINKA? MARINKA? Gen o hajiite

Konna kanjou doushiyou ka?

Chotto oshiete kurenai ka?

Kando ryoukou 524

FREUD? KELOID? Ken o hataite

Zenbu zenbu waracchaou ze

Sassato odore yo baka damar

Tende youchi na te o tatakou

Waza to kurutta choushi de hora

Kitto watashi wa dou demo ii

Sekai no ondo ga toketeiku

Anata to watashi de RANDEVOUS? RANDEVOUS?

Arama tondetta ADVENTURE?

Ashidori yugande 1,2 1,2

Ah, hakisou da

Watashi no zenbu uketomete

Ah, sono ryoute de

Uketomete

Anone, chotto kiite yo daiji na koto

KARINKA? MARINKA? Hou o tsunette

Datte datte gaman dekinai no

Anone, chotto kiite yo daiji na koto

KARINKA? MARINKA? Hou o tsunette

Datte datte gaman dekinai no

Motto suteki na koto o shiyou

Itai itai nante nakanaide

PARADE? MARADE? Motto hataite

Matte nante itte matte matte

Tatta hitori ni naru mae ni

Anata to watashi de RANDEVOUS? RANDEVOUS?

Arama tondetta ADVENTURE?

Ashidori yugande 1,2 1,2

Yoi tsubuse Utai dase Kyou mo hora

Tsugi hagi kurutta MATRYOSHKA

Anone, motto ippai matte choudai

KARINKA? MARINKA? Gen o hajiite

Konna kanjou doushiyou ka?

Chotto oshiete kurenai ka?

Kando ryoukou 524

FREUD? KELOID? Ken o hataite

Zenbu zenbu waracchaou ze

Sassato odotte inaku nare

Chu chu x4

Chu chu x4

After the song ended I started to listen to Secret Police by Hatsune Miku, which i whispered the lyrics:

Muda dazo! Omae wa miharareteru doko e nigeyou tomo

Kokka no tenpuku takuramu yakara o keshite warera wa nogashi wa shinai

Omae no subete no koudou PATAAN haaku shiteiru nani mo kamo o na!

Omae ga nounou to kurashiteru ma ni kyouryokusha wa fueteru

Omae no mawari no subete no monotachi tatoeba rinjin, douryou

Sara ni wa koibito, kazoku made mo ga omae o kanshi shiteru

Warera himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da!

Himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru SUPAI katsudou torishimari

Asa kara ban made omae o miru x4

Omae o jihaku ni oikomu tame arayuru shudan tsukau

Kurikaesareru goumon arui wa joumyakuchuusha no yakubutsu

Arui wa omae no daiji na mono o hitojichi yousha wa shinai!

Dakara himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da!

Himitsu keisatsu shisou danatsu fuman bunshi o torishirabe

Kuru hi mo kuru hi mo omae o miru x4

Himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da!

Himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru SUPAI katsudou torishimar

Asa kara ban made omae o miru! x4

Then My sister parked the car in front of the mall.

"Hmph," Was all i had to say. We both stepped out and locked the car doors. To tell you the truth, the mall was enormous. Mostly out of glass and the floors were marble. One time My sister and I, got lost in the same mall, our parents were worried and came looking for us...

"Fern?" My twin squeaked as we walked down the marble halls.

"Hm?"

"W-when,- I'm frightened!" We were very young yet we had better vocabulary than normal 6 year-olds.

I held her hand tightly, "Don't worry, i'm frightened as well." We kept walking, it felt like hours.

"Fern?! Bernie!?" We heard our mother and father cry, we ran towards their voices.

"MAMA! PAPI! ESTAMOS AQUI!" We were embraced and we were kissed on the forehead.

"Por favor, don't scare us like that!" Our parents replied in english with their strong accents. We held them tightly, looking like we would never let go.

"Lo prometo, to never EVER, run off again!" We vowed and kissed our dad on the nose. He laughed, his warm, coffee-brown eyes, twinkled. Mom carried me and Dad carried Bern, I felt like the happiest girl in the world...

"You ok?" Bernardo looked at me with worry in her ruby orbs, I shook my head to get back into reality.

"I'm ok, just zoned out a bit." She gave me a tiny smile and we head inside, pulling open the glass doors.

~Arthur's POV~

I changed into casual wear, "Hey, Are you done Alfred?!" I yelled into my phone as i raced to put on footwear.

"Almost, Iggy, and please don't yel-"

"DO NOT CALL ME THAT! And don't be late, i hate it when you are!" I ended the call and brushed my hair, which still went to the same hair-style.

"That wanker! He raced home and left the food i made for him. He's NEVER grateful." I stomped out the house and went to my car, starting it up, I pulled out the driveway.

"He better not be late!"I growled through clenched teeth, Why? Because I was driving to alfred's house, angry and annoyed, "He better not be!"

*Time skip*

Alfred ran down his porch, putting on his bomber jacket. He went inside the car and buckled himself in.

"What took you so long!?" I spat as I drove down the street, still rather hurt that Alfred, (For, i don't know, the 1,000,000 time!?) didn't eat my cooking, (Author: But he won't admit it! :3).

"Dude, no worries I'm 2 minutes early! And anyways I had to search around my house for my casual wear, " Alfred declared and grinned.

I glared, "YOU MEAN 2 MINUTES LATE! Do you have an alarm clock!?"

He nodded, "Of course, Iggy!" I parked the car at the front of Marilyn Mall and we both unbuckled ourselves.

Then I cried in annoyance, "THEN USE IT!"

*End of Chapter 2*

Midnightestrella: You know, this chapter was more funny and interesting than the first, No?

Arthur: Well, it actually got more interesting because you put ME in there.

Midnight estrella: *Rolls eyes* I thought you APPRECIATED my stories! You, you- Dam idiot!

Alfred: He does and No, it wasn't more interesting when you put Arthur in there, it was because of me! *Smiles*

Midnight estrella: Don't make me hit you! :(

Arthur & Alfred: We aren't afraid of you! :)

Fernando: *Cracks knuckles* are these guys bothering you?

Bernardo: Hmm? *Pops neck and stretches*

Midnight estrella: *Grins Evilly* Why, yes, can you take care of them!? *Chuckles darkly*

Fernando & Bernardo : *Smiles sweetly* Of course!

Arthur & Alfred: *GULP!* *Runs away in fear*