(((Quick description of Juhux: Long blond hair that reaches a little ways past mid-back. Narrow light blue eyes of an almost silvery color. Always wearing a black vest like a playboy bunny vest really with three large black buttons running down the front. Slender figure cut in an hourglass shape ( that I stole from myself mostly cause I was to lazy to think of her any other way so don't hate me ) though not an extavagently beautiful person she is rather pretty. Most of the time she is either smirking or grining. Anything further can be taken from how she acts in my stories)))
Okay here is the not so long awaited chapter two of Meeting Reeney and Lyn, i'd like to give a special thanks to Fai, for smacking me in the back of the head so that i'd keep writeing this, as well as My little sis for doing the same. I mean sure, I was gonna keep writeing anyway, but then again theres nothing like a little brain trauma to make someon write something even faster. Thanks to you guys i'm pretty sure I fell out of the chair when you punched me, we can only be glad that the floor has soft plushy carpets on it. Another special thanks to Lyn and Reeney who inspired me to write this, i'd also like to thank them for the nice reviews you guys gave me, I was going to just give up on this if nobody liked it, but as long as at least one person is reading theres no way i'm gonna stop!! eyes gleam
Suddenly Juhux Ryou and Bakura pop out of nowhere, followed by Malik and Mariku, who might I add is holding on to his millenium item and purring happily.
BAKURA : Will you just get on with the Ra damned thing!!
JUHUX : Yeah writer, three of us are dyeing of old age here!!
BAKURA glares at apprentice Whats that supposed to mean?!
MALIK : I'm pretty sure it means that you're and old man Baku. snickers
MARIKU : I love you roddy. 3 nuzzels rod like cat on drugs
BAKURA : I am not an old man Ra damnit!!
JUHUX : snorts Of course not Bakura-sama, try telling that to your daughter over there.
Reeney runs past the small group fast as the cat that stole drugs from the cat nuzzleing a milleniunm item, being quickly followed by both Lyn and Kaiba.
REENEY : You'll never take me alive coppers!!
LYN : Reeney give me back my MAP!!
REENEY :NO DAMNIT!!
KAIBA : What do you mean you don't believe in fairies?!
RYOU : I'm going home now, if anyone decides that they want to start beliveing in practical things like money and coffee mugs then they'll find me on my overly large and extremely exspensive mansion.
WRITER : Bakura were you messing with Ryou and Kaiba's minds again?
BAKURA : Whatever would make you think that?
MALIK :The fact that Kaiba just ran away screaming about fairys and that Ryou is over there rambleing about taxs was a big hint.
LYN : I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TOMB ROBBER!! attacks Bakura
REENEY : HEY, WHO THE HELL STARTED A DOG PILE WITHOUT ME!! jumps on Lyn and Bakura
JUHUX : GET OFF OF BAKURA-SAMA, TORMENTING HIM IS MY JOB!! jumps on the trio on the ground
BAKURA : IT'S NO ONES JOB!!
MALIK : PARTY ON BAKURA'S BACK!! XD jumps on top of the retards
WRITER : I want to join. sits on Maliks back
MARIKU : Pretty rod! 3 3
RYOU IN KAIBA'S BODY : And now for something completely different.
KAIBA IN RYOU'S BODY : Quack.
STORY STARTS HERE!! XD
So after several more minutes of curseing, screaming, Lyn trying to tug her map away from Reeney and poor Juhux being sat on like the sofa they claim her to be ( that will probably come up a few times later on) Reeney finally got off Juhux's back and the introductions began. Now at first Reeney and Lyn didn't really know what to make up the situation, and to be quite honest neither did Juhux, nothing her master had ever taught her in the past two months or so expalined to her what she was supposed to do when encountered with nutthouse escapees. So useing all of their knowledge and power the three girls did the only thing they could thing to do at the time, they decided to wing it, and that went a little something like this.
"I'm hungry!" whined Reeney grumpily, "We've been wandering around for hours without anything to eat but eyeliner, duel monsters cards,and a fucking map!!
Lyn rolled her eyes at her younger friends protests, "I told you to eat earlier."
"Yeah well earlier I didn't know that daddies fucking house had gotten sucked into a black hole!!" she countered.
"It didn't get sucked into a black hole dagnabbit!!" Lyn snapped, "And stop curseing!!"
"NOO!"
This argument would have probably continued to go on like this if they didn't have an impatient and very late Juhux with them but unfortunately enough for them they did, so it didn't, "Seriously," she frowned, "As much as I enjoy watching you two argue, i'm late for something very important, so if you want my help getting to wherever it is you're trying to go then speak now."
Reeney blinked at her, "Well what if we don't want to speak now?"
Needless to say Lyn facepalmed in a joyous meeting between hand and faced that had been happening reguraly ever since she had met Reeney.
Juhux just took it in stirde however, acting as if Reeney had just asked a perfectly normal not stupid question, " Then I guess I really can't help you seeing how I need to leave now if I want to keep my arms attached to my body."
"Well then lead the way el capitan!!" Reeney exclaimed pointing off in a random direction.
"Hey, "cried Lyn, "don't I get a say in this?!"
"NEVER!!" Reeney yelled throwing her extended index finger in Lyn's face, "Just accept your fate Lynni, you are my prisoner!!"
"NOOOO!" Lyn cried again falling to her knees, "Why must the good die young?!"
"Probably because they sit on the ground in the middle of busy roads screaming and pointing," Juhux said tonelessly, "Now do you want my hellp or not?"
Lyn shrugged getting off the ground, "Why not, its not like we could get any more lost then we already are, what harm will it do to take help from a random stranger?"
"Absolutely none!" Reeney cheered.
Once more Lyn rolled her eyes, "Reeney that last part was me being sarcastic ya idget."
"You suck at sarcasm." the ravenette pouted.
"And you suck at life, now can we please get this gravy train moveing?!" Juhux questioned irritatedly.
"N-"Reeney started but was quickly silenced by Lyn smacking her in the back of the head...well, almost silenced, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR DAMNIT?!"
"For being an idget," Lyn replied simply, "Now hush up and let the grown-ups talk."
Reeney glared but choose to stay silent for the time being, mostly just to avoid any more brain damage at the hands of her brown haired compainon. So instead she rubbed the back of her head in a futile attempt to quell some of the throbbing pain, not that it worked.
"So," Lyn started, "You're gonna help us?"
Juhux twitched, all this procrastinating was getting on her nerves, nerves that were already stretched far to thin for their own good. "Yes," she said through gritted teeth, " I suppose I am."
Lyn nodded, "Just one question then, " she said, "Why?"
"Dunno, " she smirked, "maybe its destiny."
"Yeah and i'm Yugi Motou," Lyn muttered just loud enough for Reeney to hear.
"How can you be both Uncle and Lynni?" Reeney muttered confusedly, "Wouldn't that make you some kinda freaky mutant choclate chip fish monster or something?"
Lyn rolled her eyes, " Yes Rea, i'm a freaky mutant choclate chip fish monster, beware."
Reeney's eyes went wide and she pointed at Lyn screaming, "WHAT ELSE HAVE'NT YOU BEEN TELLING ME?!"
"Why must you yell?" Lyn countered.
"HOW MUCH LONGER ARE YOU TWO GOING TO MAKE ME STAND HERE?!"
"I DON"T KNOW!!" Reeney screamed.
"Why does it always end with yelling?" Lyn muttered to no one in particular.
"IF I DON"T LEAVE RIGHT NOW BAKURA-SAMA IS GOING TO SKIN ME ALIVE SO EXSCUSE ME BUT I'M LEAVEING!!" Juhux snapped turning to leave only to be stopped by Reeney saying the one thing she didn't expect to hear.
"You know daddy?"
END CHAPTER TWO
WRITER : Oh my god I did it.
BAKURA : Thats great, now when am I supposed to come in?
REENEY : Daddy be patient, otherwise you won't get any special cookies.
JUHUX : Do I even want to know what she means by special cookies?
LYN : No probably not.
RYOU : Have any of you guys seen Malik?
WRITER : Why?
RYOU : He was supposed to go to the arcade with me the new fighter game is out and he was really looking forward to playing it.
LYN : Sorry but we have'nt seen him.
JUHUX : Yeah, we were to busy doing that scene up there. points up
RYOU : Well if you see him send him in my direction okay?
WRITER : Sure.
BAKURA : Whatever.
Ryou leaves
JUHUX : Bakura-sama, you weren't with us while we were doing the scene were you?
LYN : No he wasn't.
BAKURA : What are you implying?!
JUHUX : That you Bakura-sama are responsible for Malik's disappearance!!
REENEY : BACON!!
WRITER : WHAT REENEY SAID!!
LYN : Again with the yelling.
MALIK : Have any of you seen Ryou?
everyone stares at Malik
MALIK : ...What?
REENEY : ITS ALIVE!!
WRITER : AND NOT DEAD!!
MALIK : Do I even want to know?
LYN : No probably not.
BAKURA : Damn you all to hell.
