The ninja were ordering some coffee and chatting about random stuff. "So then he flushes himself in the toilet for no reason?" said Jay. "Joey took a dump and Roy was screwed." "Wow. Poor Roy." Zane commented. Jay sipped his coffee. And spat it what. "I said put sugar!" Jay yelled. As they continued talking Spitta walked in. "Can I have four cups of coffee with extra venomari venom and creamer?" "Sure sir, that'll be $32." Said a lady at the register. Spitta sat down and read Ninja magazine.

Spitta carried the coffee and walked back to Orabourus. "Here you go sir." he gave one to Skales, Fangtom, Lasha, and kept one for himself. Skales ordered some pizza to celebrate a new pet puppy. "What should we name him?" asked Fangtom. "I'm choosing between Skales Jr. And lil' Skales." Skales replied. "Huh what? I wasn't listening." Fangtom replied.

"I'm on fan fiction reading Ninjago the ten elements and weapons of steel, it's really good. Your in it!" "Let me see!" Skales snatched the laptop away. "LadyMarissaGarmadon, eh?" "Ninja of water? Jay has a sister?" "What do you think?" Fangtom asked. "This is... The best story I've ever read... and the only one..." Skales replied.

"Skales, we're out of toilet paper." Lasha reported. "We'll buy some more!" "Kay kay." "Morgana, Avia, and Grimsly?Hmm..."

The next day Skales tried making his own mutants, but it didn't go so well. One was a taco that pooped ice-cream, one was Spider-Man, and one was ironically scooby doo. "All right Morgana, Avia, and Grimsly, go out into the night and buy a wireless tv!" Skales ordered. "All right Rales you can count on us!" said Scooby.

Then randomly they all blew up. "What...the...*BLEEP*" Skales fainted. "Skales."someone called out. Skales slowly opened his eyes. "Santa?" SMACK! "Skales!" Fangtom cried. "Wha wha?!" "You passed out! I have bad news and more bad news. Lasha died when he went to buy toilet paper and my laptop got short-sercuited." "Aw, *BLEEP*"

"Hey Fangtom look at this new DELL laptop I got! Check out these pictures SkyguysSnips made on deviant art! They're epic!" Skales called. Fangtom's phone ringed. "Why did you set your ringtone to a *BLEEP*ing Justin Bieber song?" Skales asked.

"Cause I felt like it!"