Wednesday June 22nd

Disclaimer: I'm not clever enough to come up with marvy characters like these but the plot is mine, all mine!

Monday June 22nd

9:22 am

At work.

So I'm here in the boots in town with Rosie. First day of a new job. We are crafty little things. If we work in boots, we get a discount. Everything is solved vis-a-vis makeup from now on.

Vati has decided that "it's about time I found myself a job.", so I have. Ha-di-ha Vati stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Not that he has a pipe. And he only ever smokes at Christmas. Oh rave on.

10:01

I don't know what everyone is on about hating their jobs! This is magnifique. I get to put on all the testers when no one is looking. Talk to my (slightly crazy) friend and generally do not a lot. All I have to do is stand here and when someone walks past I have to say

'Are you ok? Do you need any help?' and smile like an axe-murderer. Most people say no anyway so it's easy-peasy.

Roro is not so impressed though. They told her she couldn't wear her beard. She had tears in her eyes and she even kissed it when she put it back in her bag. I do feel sorry for her sometimes.

12:32

Lunch break

As we have a full hour for lunch we thought we would go and see Jazzy Spazzy at Jennings. She must be bored of her job by now. She's only been working there 18 whole months!

'Oh god what are you two doing here?'

'Jas oh bestest pal. How nice to see you too!'

'Rosie can you take your beard off please I don't want it near the fruit. It has been involved in yours and Sven's food snogging adventures and isn't very hygienic.'

'Jas mon petite ami, where the beard goes, I go.'

'Get out then.'

'Okay doke. See you back at work Gee. Oh and Jas, The beard is watching you.' And she did that crap thing where you put your fingers to your eyes then point them at someone. Only she put her fingers to her beard.

'I would be very scared if I were you Jas.' I helped myself to an apple.

'Georgia that will be 72 pence please.'

'I owe you 72p Jas. Byeeeeee!' and I walked off to find Rosie.

10 minutes later

I'd been walking round trying to find Rosie for ages!

'Kittykat. She's here.' I looked round and saw Dave and Rosie walking towards me.

'Come on you 2 lets get chips' Dave said

5 Minutes later

Eating chips with Dave and Rosie

'So how's life at Boots you two?'

'It's ok. Have you found yourself a job yet?' I said

'Nah there's no call for horn-meisters anywhere.' Dave shrugged

'Dave they won't let me wear my beard at work…'

'Ah Roro you poor thing' and he cuddled her close. It made me feel a bit funny actually. He must of noticed because next thing I knew I was part of a group hug with Rosie and Dave. I had my head under Rosie's armpit and someone's hand on my bum. I highly doubt that it was Roro's hand.

1:30 pm

Back at work

Mutti came to check up on me. I nearly died of embarrassment but I thought I would show her my skills. Oo-er.

'Hello stranger who I don't know. Can I help you?' and I gave her my prize-winning smile.

'Gee don't smile like that, it's scary. Oh and do you have any sanitary wear?' I nearly died showing my mum to the "Sanitary wear". Rosie was nearly going to the piddly-diddly department on the floor!

2:45 pm

I think half of my family has been in here to check on me today. Mutti, Vati, Uncle Eddie, Cousin James…

None of them really wanted to buy anything. Nosey parkers they are. The lot of them.

2:50

Our Boss lady said we could finish 10 minutes early today "for working so hard".

Hard? It's been a doddle!

3:05

Back home

I'm a bit tired actually. I think I might just sit on the sofa and…

2 Seconds later

No, ok, I'll go answer the phone.

'Hello?'

'Gee it's Jas. Just to remind you that you owe me 72p.' Good Lord!

'Is that all Jas?' I said

'Well Ermmm…I guess so yeah' I could hear her sucking her pen, trying to think of somthing else to say.

'Bye then Jas.'

'Bye'

That showed her! 72p. I mean you'd have thought it was £72 the way Jas is going on!

4:31 pm

Jools has just done a ring round of the gang to see if we're going sunbathing in the park. It's boiling today! I think I will go and get changed so I am ready as a …beaver. You never see Beavers panicking that they haven't done…whatever Beavers do, do you? They are always ready.

4:52

In the park

This is the life. Sunbathing, eating ice-cream, not a care in the world. I could get used to this.

2 Minutes later

No, I couldn't. Dave and his posse are here. They are so loud! What are they chanting? Nunga-Nungas of course. Who doesn't?

2 Seconds later

We are all lay in a line, us girls and Dave thought it would be rally funny to lie across us.

1 Second later

It's not. He is rather heavy and I somehow seem to have got his head on my leg. He is grinning like a loon.

'Why can't you just say "hi" like a normal person Dave?'

'Because that's no fun at all Kittykat. Kisses!' and he gave us all a big theatrical kiss on each cheek.

'Are you on the turn Dave?' Jools asked him.

'How could someone who loves girls as much as me be on the turn Jools? Though your Rollo is looking mighty fine today…' We all just stared at him. What do you say to that?

10 Minutes later

This is more like it. The boys have stopped bugging us and have gone to play footy. The only problem is there is a big cloud covering the sun. Shoo cloud Shoo. This is great, just as we managed to get rid of the boys (apart from Sven who is attached to Rosie) the sun goes in. Just my luck.

5 Minutes later

Sunbathing is no fun with no sun to bathe in! It's only 5:10 though and I told Mutti I'd be back at 8ish. I must prove my maturity by staying out late before work.

20 Seconds later

God this is boring!

2 Minutes later

Walking home with Dave

Dave went to put his arm around me.

'Ewww Dave you're all smelly get off'

'Kittykat I am not smelly! I smell manly'

'You smell sweaty now get off' I said and I shoved him away again.

'No I don't-here, smell.' Dave put his armpit over my head. He didn't smell sweaty actually he smelt really nice but I couldn't tell him that.

'Dave! Stop or I'll pass out. You stink!'

'Don't lie to me Kittykat. You think I smell nice. I know when you're lying.' Oh freaky-deaky.

'Dave this is your street. Now get your bloody armpit of my head!'

Then he snogged me…

Review if you want more because i'm not carrying on until i have 3 reviews! Haha sneaky aren't i? This isn't even the good bit yet. Georgia is a single pringle in this story by the way.