Rule Number 16: Do not leave lego pieces laying around the floor.
(Liz tripped on the the other day, and normally, that wouldn't be a reason to ban legos.)
(But she landed on Kirito, and they ending up kissing.)
(It was hard telling Yui that she couldn't play with them anymore.)
(DO YOU KNOW HOW SAD THOSE EYES LOOKED?!)
Rule Number 17: Barney The Dinosaur can not be used to torture people.
(Apparently, Nobi did more than just try to sexually abuse Asuna.)
(I have never seen an 17-18 year old woman running away from a imaginary purple dinosaur.)
(My sides still hurt from laughter.)
Rule Number 18: Do not quote Blue Exorcist.
(Good lord, I love that show!)
"What about my mineral water?"( Kirito said that to Asuna while laying on the couch with some chips. Asuna then started a rant about how she is not a personal slave and 'to go get his own mineral water'.)
"I'm going to defeat Satan!"(Really, Klein?)
"Even if you hate me, I still like you a lot!"( Our happy couple one day had a fight, and just as it was getting ugly, Asuna blurted this line out. She and Kirito then hugged for 30 minutes. I regret shipping those two together *gags*)
"I'll use my flames for a better purpose!"(Suguha, you don't even have fire magic. This is NOT Fairy Tail!)
Rule Number 19: Also, no quoting Miraculous Ladybug.
(I don't care that it's a show for kids! Ladybug is badass. And Chat Noir is a senpai of mine.)
"Tikki, spots on!"(No, Asuna, you do not have a miraculous. Though that WOULD be awesome, yet terrifying.)
"Plagg, claws out!"(I was sent to the mental ward afterwards, which is unfair! Asuna didn't get sent, and SHE said spots on!)
"If by brave, you mean bossy, feisty, and bold? Yep, that's_!"(I can't really think of anything funny to say since IT'S NOT FUNNY. IT GOT REAL OLD REAL FAST.)
"Bug out!"(Daw, it was SO cute whenever Yui leaves the room. Though Sonic doesn't approve.)
"Call me crazy, but I feel like bird seed all of a sudden."(For the rest of the week, Suguha was called crazy.)
Rule Number 20: Never send Asuna on a blind date.
(Kirito got PISSED when he found out.)
(We had to bail him out of the county jail.)
(That poor sap never stood a chance.)
Rule Number 21: Never make fun of your friends boobie size, then proceed to feel each other up, comparing them.
(Poor Asuna is always the victim of these kinds of things.)
(At this point, I think Silica has lost her innocence.)
Rule Number 22: Don't shout random things in the school cafeteria.
"Yay! Vomit and Peas for everyone!"
(Liz started choking on her lunch.)
(Ironically enough, on peas.)
Rule Number 23: Keep Red Bull away from me.
(I don't even remember what happened, but Sinon said I chased her with a baseball bat screaming,"DEATH TO ALL PINEAPPLES!")
(Kirito then proceeded to knock me out.)
(My head still hurts.)
Rule Number 24: When engaged in battle in Alfheim, singing 'Let the bodies hit the floor" as you are killing your opponents while laughing insanely will make everyone question your sanity.
(I almost busted a gut when Kirito said that.)
(The Salamanders ran away in fear.)
(Not that I blame them.)
Rule Number 25: Annoying Asuna is not advised.
(Unless you want to get a kick in a crotch.)
(Kirito's scream almost shattered my eardrums.)
(Oww…)
Rule Number 26: Threatening to kill somebody is bad. Threatening to kill anyone of Kirito's friends is REALLY BAD. Threatening to kill Yui is WORSE.
"Sometimes I want to strangle that little witch!"
(Sinon wasn't seen again for a week.)
Rule Number 27: No bothering Libra Orion when he is in a bad mood.
( Here are the list of injuries.)
(Sinon had a broken nose, Kirito had a black eye, a new scar on my nose for me, Silica got scraped knees and elbows, and Asuna got sent to the ER.)
(To this day, Libra Orion has been frowned upon.)
Rule Number 28: Never run around in circles screaming, "THE CAKE IS A LIE!" over and over again till you faint.
(Once again got mentally checked.)
(I passed!)
Rule Number 29: Horror movies are forever banned.
(Asuna kept on waking me up because she would have these nightmares that would wake her up. Kirito would have to comfort her, but even then she usually stayed up for the rest of the night.)
(THANKS A LOT, JASON!)
