"We're home!" the pink haired boy called as he burst through the doors of Fiore's number one guild.

"Lucy, look!" the flying blue exceed cried as he swooped down to sit next to the celestial mage at the bar. "Natsu and I found this really cool mission on the board-"

"That's great, Happy." the blond said absentmindedly as she continued to stare at the Lacrima screen in front of her.

"Lucy, you really gotta see this!" the dragon slayer said with a mighty grin on his face. "It sounds frickin' awesome!"

"Yeah yeah, I'll go with you..." Lucy hummed as she waved her free hand at the two, her other hand carefully scrolling the Lacrima screen.

"What are you looking at?" the dragon slayer asked and poked his head in front of hers to look at the pixly screen.

"Natsu, don't-!" the celestial mage cried and tried to push him away but her soft hands stopped as they met the bare skin on his chest.

"Woah!" Natsu exclaimed as he caught a glimpse of the picture Lucy had been looking at. "This is porn!"

"Natsu!" the blond yelled as her face spelled panic, her eyes wide and mouth hanging open.

"Lucy, this picture-" the dragon slayer began but suddenly stopped as he found the faces on Lucy's screen familiar. Maybe a bit too familiar. "Thats you!"

"N-n-n-no it's not!" Lucy yelled as the color on her face grew darker by the second, a deep blush now covering her cheeks. "And besides, this isn't even real!"

"Sure, it's animated and yeah, your boobs aren't nearly that big-" Natsu said as he studied the elements of the picture. "-but it's kinda good."

"You think so?" the celestial mage asked meekly, the embarrassment obvious on her face as she used her eyes to study the floor in minute detail.

"Yeah," the pinkette said as he leaned in closer to the screen, pushing Lucy away as he did so. "The way your hair glisten in the sunlight and how your face twists when you yell at Happy and me."

"That's what you thought was similar?!" Lucy gasped and leaned slightly away from the fire mage.

"But you're more prettier than this picture, Lucy." he said and the blond couldn't help but smile at the childish way he picked his words.

"Who's the guy though?" Natsu asked and squinted his eyes at the picture. "Is that supposed to be someone from the guild?"

"What?! No!" Lucy yelled as the panic returned to her senses.

"If I could just see the guild mark..." the dragon slayer said and picked up the Lacrima screen to study it more closely. "Lucy, your butt is in the way."

"Natsu, gimme that!" the blond yelled and clawed at his arm to try to reach the screen which he was now holding up out of her reach. "This isn't funny!"

"Oh I see the hair!" Natsu said as he looked up at the picture which he was now holding above his head, out of the celestial mage's reach. "Pink? Who in this guild's got-"

Suddenly the truth dawned on him and his cheeks turned as pink as his hair.

"Lucy, that's you and me!"

"I know..." the celestial mage said as she decided to give in, he knew the truth already, it was no longer possible to hide it.

"That's us!" the dragon slayer exclaimed, pointing to the two naked bodies entangled in the picture.

"Yeah," she agreed with a downcast pout. "That's us..."

"Those are your boobs and that's your butt," Natsu said as he pointed the body parts out to her. "And that- that's- that's my..."

"Yeah." Lucy said at a loss for other words.

"Lucy, why are you looking at this when you could just ask me?" the dragon slayer said as he slumped down on one of the bar stools next to her.

"W-what?" the blond stuttered as she continued to study the floor, not daring to look up in case she met his flaming dark green eyes.

"You could just ask me," he repeated as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Lucy looked up shyly and her whole face blushed as her hazel brown eyes met his. She could tell just from looking at him that he wasn't trying to make fun of her, she could see the desperation hidden in the dark gleam of his eyes and the need she felt inside, was mirrored in his expression.

"Then," she said with a trembling voice as she reached for the Lacrima screen. "How about this one?"

He handed her the device out of pure curiosity and watched as she scrolled through page after page of pictures similar to the first until she reached a particular one. Clicking on the picture she once again handed him the portable screen. Natsu watched the sensual scene played out in front of him and felt his skin burn. This was what she wanted?

"What is it?" Happy asked as he tried to nudge Natsu's shoulder aside to look at the screen.

"Is this what you want?" the dragon slayer asked his blond partner with a slight nod towards the Lacrima in his hands.

"Natsu, what is it!?" Happy continued as he pushed on the dragon slayer's side with all of his might. "I wanna see!"

"Sorry Happy," the boy said with a mighty grin as the celestial mage nodded shyly. "It seems that mission's gotta wait."

"Natsu!" the blue exceed cried after his friend who was already sneaking out the front door with a furiously blushing celestial mage under his arm. "Natsu?"

Feeling utterly alone and left out, Happy picked up the Lacrima device to find out what had made his friend and fellow nakama react this way. What he found was more world shattering than he'd ever imagined in his wildest dreams. Lucy's search for the words 'NaLu' and 'lemon' had resulted in a gold mine deeper than Happy had ever imagined. Right now he was looking at a picture of two people indulging in one of the most intimate and sexual acts, and his two partners had just left it there forgotten, free for any party of the guild to witness.

"They liiiiiiike eachother!" Happy purred to the mages gathered around the bar.

"We know," Mira said with a superior smile.

"No," Happy continued as he pointed his paw toward the picture on the Lacrima screen, his blue fur just barely covering the celestial mage's nipples and the dragon slayer's mouth digging into the skin between her thighs. "They LIIIIiIKE eachother!"