Thank you guys for the Reviews! I shall continue!! The KND shall not be traveling dimension wise to Feudal Japan until chappie four!! So, I guess I need to write so I can get there and so the fun can began, huh?
Anyway, here's chappie two!!
I don't own KND or Inuyasha, that honor goes to Mr. Warburton and Rumiko Takahashi!
Wally, Kuki, Abby, and Hoagie were very comfortable, and didn't know that someone else was in the room with them. The figure approach them quietly, looking awfully confused at the fact that the quartet was up this late at night. He spoke,
"What are you all doing?"
"AHHH!!" Everyone jumped up and tried to control their racing hearts. They turned around.
"Numbuh one! Don't scare us like that!" Numbuh five cried, taking off her hat and hitting him in the head with it. He cringed.
"Ow! Well, Sor-ry Numbuh five! But I would like to know why my team is up so late at night when they should be resting so they can be set for any missions that may occur after school tomorrow!!" Nigel said angrily, putting his hands on his hips. He pouted and rubbed his head with one hand.
"And don't hit me again! It hurts!" He said, frowning. Abby rolled her eyes. Hoagie snickered.
"Hey, Numbuh one! No worries, we're boycotting the curfews that our parents had set up for us last year!" Hoagie said with a sheepish grin on his face. At this, everyone laughed until Wally spoke up.
"Oh …. Seriously, we're just up because we couldn't sleep." He said.
"Yeah, so we came in here to watch tv. That always makes us fall asleep!" Kuki replied, with a big grin on her face. She knew she was telling a slight fib…but only slightly. Sometimes tv did make them sleep. But not all the time. Nigel peered at everyone over his shades.
"Oh, really? What are you guys watching?" He asked, walking around to the side of the couch and staring at the screen.
"Inuyasha!" Kuki cried.
"Inu-yasha…huh? Hmm…" Nigel said.
"Have you ever seen it Numbuh one?" Kuki asked.
"No, I haven't." He said calmly. Everyone gasped.
"What?!" Nigel asked, wondering why his team looked so shocked.
"N-nothin'! It's just ... well ... Inuyasha's only like, the coolest show EVAH! Numbuh one!" Wally said.
"Really? Huh. What's it about?" Nigel asked, going to get some milk from the fridge.
"It's about this half demon who has to work with the reincarnation of this priestess to collect the shards of a shattered jewel that can grant you much power. They have to get it before it falls into the wrong hands!" Wally explained.
"Yeah, and they travel with a kid fox, a demon slayer, and a monk! Oh, and a demon cat that can change her size! It's really cool!" Hoagie added.
"Hmmm…" Nigel said, walking up to the couch again and looking at the screen.
"You should watch it Numbuh one! You kinda remind me of Myoga! What, with the bald head and all!" Kuki replied, giggling. Everyone rolled their eyes.
"Really? What station does it come on?" He asked, taking a sip of his milk.
"Oh, Adult Swim!" Kuki cried out. Everyone gasped and Wally quickly covered Kuki's mouth with his hand as Nigel spit out his milk in shock and started choking. Hoagie slapped his forehead with his hand and Abby lowered and shook her head. She couldn't BELIEVE Kuki had let that slip! Now, Nigel was going to go off. In 3…2…
"WHAAAAAAT?! ADULT SWIM?! Are you guys CRAZY?! You could get in BIG TROUBLE!!" Nigel cried. Everyone sighed.
"Would you relax Numbuh one? So the show comes on Adult Swim, so what?" Wally asked, removing his hand from Kuki's mouth. Nigel was dumbfounded, he stared at Wally.
"So….what?...SO WHAT?! SO…Don't you guys know that watching Adult Swim turns you into adults FASTER?!" Nigel cried, throwing his hands in the air. Everyone gave him a cold glare.
"Uh…you're joking, right?" Abby asked.
"I'm serious! See, on Adult Swim, they send out subliminal messages to your brain, making your brain THINK it's an adult! The more you watch it, the more messages you get…and the more messages you get….the faster your brain turns adult-like! And the more your brain turns adult-like, the more YOU turn into an adult! You LOSE your kid-dom FOREVER and will become to grown up for the KND! You'll get DECOMMSIOINED WAY BEFORE you even HIT 13 and…since your brain has been contaminated with adult-evil, you'll join with our enemies, and I want be able to get you guys back! No one will!!" Nigel cried. He began breathing heavily after his big speech, as he always did. Everyone stared at him.
"Um...Riiiiiiiighhhttt..." Wally said, rising and eyebrow.
"Man, that is just whack…You need to chill Numbuh one." Abby said, pointing at him.
"Yeah! Inuyasha is just another cartoon!" Kuki said.
"A cartoon made by Adults! That's why it's EVIL!" Nigel cried, throwing his hands up.
"Well, if that's the case, you might as well say ALL cartoons are evil because they're ALL made by adults!" Hoagie said with a hint of angry sarcasm in his voice. Nigel growled.
"That's NOT the point! And besides, that's DIFFERENT! And there IS that kiddy network run by that baby that we fought, remember?!" Nigel cried out.
"That don't count Numbuh one. He's an ADULT in a baby's body…" Wally said.
"Besides, the adults aren't controlling us Numbuh one. If anything, we're controlling them! They're the ones who feel they HAVE to make cartoons for their shows, and we know cartoons are for kids!" Kuki said with a smile. Everyone agreed. They didn't knew Kuki was such an in-depth thinker! Nigel groaned and put a hand to his head. He shook his head.
"You're missing the point… It's not about who's controlling who! It's about HOW it affects you! Why are you even WATCHING stuff like this anyway?!" He cried, pointing to the screen as Inuyasha said the word "Damn" to curse out an enemy. Nigel gasped and his eyes grew wide with shock.
"They've even got CURSING on here?! You guys know better than to WATCH THIS!" He shouted. Wally sat up, now ready to defend his hero.
"Numbuh one…listen…that is like, the "only" curse word that is said on this WHOLE show. And it's not that bad." Wally said. Nigel leaned forward and pointed at Wally.
"See, they've CORRUPTED you already! You shouldn't be watching anything with obscene languages!" Nigel cried out. Wally held his hands up.
"Chill Numbuh one, it's just ONE word." Wally said.
"Yeah, one word from a show like this!" Nigel cried, walking up to the tv and pointing to it. Just then, it showed a commercial where Miroku groping two girls and asking them to bear his children. Nigel gasped.
"And it has vulgarity! You really want to watch a show about guys who take advantage of Women?! Look at how he's treating them!!" Nigel cried out. He pointed to Abby and Kuki.
"I can't believe YOU TWO can stand watching something like this." He said. Hoagie spoke up.
"FYI Numbuh one, Miroku doesn't go any further than groping. He doesn't take advantage of women, he's a pretty clean monk." Hoagie said. The show came back on to show Sango and Kagome in the hotsprings. Nigel caught this and fell over, anime style. He sat up and stared at his team angrily.
"I….can't….BELIEVE…you guys! How can you watch something like this?! What do you see in this…this…TRASH?!" He cried. Kuki sat up.
"That's pretty harsh coming from a meanie face who hasn't given it a chance! There's more to this show than cursing and groping Numbuh one! There's also love, and compassion, and it teaches people not to judge others because they are different. Inuyasha had it hard growing up because no one accepted him. He was very cold until Kagome came along and warmed his heart!! This show explains that you shouldn't judge others based on their looks or heritage. There is lot of love as well as other morals in this show!" Kuki cried out.
"Yeah, and it also promotes women's independence. Sango is a ferocious demon slayer who doesn't take crap from anyone! She and Kagome are like sisters who help each other all the time, and when it gets down to it, they fight for themselves! And Sango doesn't let ANYONE tell her what to do or control her! She's a fighter and a survivor! She's had it rough because she lost her whole family, but she can get through it because she has the others with her!" Abby said.
"Yeah, Miroku has a curse on his hand and could die any day, but because the others are there with him, there for him, he is able to live and enjoy what little life he has left!" Hoagie added.
"Inuyasha's probably got it worse than everyone! His folks died when he was young and his brother disowns him!! Many demons think he is weak and despise him, and if Kagome and the others hadn't come along, he would be a heartless half demon with no compassion in his life!" Wally shouted!
"And Kagome's got it rough too! She's having a hard time in school, but her adventures in the Feudal Era have taught her to never give up and to fend for herself! They're there for each other and she's partly the reason for it!" Kuki cried. Abby spoke again,
"If anything, Numbuh one, we should be watching this show more because it teaches us about…"
"TEAMWORK AND FRIENDSHIP!" Everyone cried out in anger. Nigel looked at everyone with wide eyes and a hanging jaw. Then, he scoffed before folding his arms and glaring at his team.
"The adults already have your minds warped… They've reeled you in with these ideas and your blind to the real danger the show is doing to your brain!" He said. He then moved to take the tv remote and pushed some buttons.
"Wait, what are you doing?!" Wally cried, standing up.
"A "child block", you guys will thank me for this later!!" He said. Everyone's mouths dropped and they stared and Nigel with wide eyes. Then, they got even angrier than before. Wally began to speak in a low, cold voice,
"Man, this is whack, Numbuh one. How could you judge a show without given it a chance! Dang, you're worse than my dad!" Wally said, standing up and leaving. Kuki stared after Wally and stood as well, coldly glaring at Numbuh one.
"You know what? You're acting like Naraku, keeping a hold on our hearts instead of letting us enjoy ourselves and being free like the wind! You should be ashamed of yourself Numbuh one!" Kuki cried. She picked up a cushion and threw it at Nigel before turning her nose up at him and marching back to her room.
"Dude, this has got to be the most UNCOOL thing you've ever done!" Hoagie said, also standing and leaving. Nigel watched them all go. All that was left were him and Abby.
"Numbuh five, the voice of reason. Thank goodness! You understand me…right? You know where I'm coming from!" He said. Abby too stood and shook her head before speaking, and glaring at him angrily.
"You know, for someone who goes on and one about hating adults and not wanting to turn into an adult, you sure do seem to enjoy acting like one. You've done some pretty rough things to the team Numbuh one because of your impulsiveness…but even accidentally being the one that caused us to turn into Evil Citizombies….that's nothing compared to this. Putting a CHILD-BLOCK, on a channel that your OWN TEAM LOVES….that's gotta be the lowest of the low….I'm out man…" She said, standing and going back to her room. Nigel stood there in the middle of the living room alone. He looked at the tv, and then at the remote on his hand. He furrowed his eyebrows and frowned.
"They'll see, they'll all see. And they'll thank me for this later….I know it." He said. He slowly turned and finished setting the child block. When he was done, he stared at it a moment, questioning whether or not he was doing the right thing. He shook his head, giving himself the benefit of the doubt, before heading on to his room.
A/N: YEAH! EVERYONE ATTACK NIGL! XD lol! I kid! Seriously, I remember in the movie that Father had Nigel captured and said, "You have handed me the utter distruction of the Kids Next Door!" And then he picked Nigel's nose and stuck it in the recommissioing thing and...well...if you saw the movie you know the rest. If not...then you should see the movie so you WILL know the rest.
A/N cont..: N/E way, Phew! That was long but fun! Next chappie is school and the auditions, then after that they travel to Feudal Era! I'm looking forward to your reviews!!
Peace Out!
-Foxie Sango
