RO- CHAN HERE: WELCOME everybody to the second chapter!! After careful deliberating, sugar highs, cookie wars and fairy floss explosions THIS chapter was finally born!!

KURO TIED TO A FAN: . Yeeeeeh

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~Boredom is a dangerous thing...~

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Goten was bored.

Very, very booored.

He needed to find something, anything, to entertain him for a bit.

Well, no, not ANYTHING.

There were a few things he really did not want to find, like the purple three-eyed vampire dust bunnies hiding under his bed. It didn't matter what Gohan said, Goten KNEW they were under there; he heard them! They especially were one of the things he never wanted to find. He might not be able to escape them if they captured him and locked him away deep in their dirty sock mountain and…

Wait, he was getting off track here. Now what was his problem again?

Oh yeah, he was bored.

His mother had gone to the store and his father was off… well, who really knew where Goku went when he disappeared? He could be away leading a renegade army of mutant roosters to war and nobody would really know till later when they had to call the Eternal Dragon to clean up the mess. It was so nice to have a magic planetary cleaning service. Anyway, the point was Goku just wasn't there at the moment. And Gohan was off studying - by studying he meant flirting terribly - at Videl's house.

So due to some MAJOR lack of family communication, the little chibi had been left at home all ALONE.

And now he was bored.

And completely unsupervised.

What on earth could be wrong with that scenario?

Sneaking around the house secret agent style, while humming his own theme music, Goten found himself in front of his big brother's room. He had already been everywhere else in the house, including the mahogany cupboard of death in his parents' room. Who knew his father had wardrobe full of such ghastly clothing? Those styles were too old to even be retro… And the shoes! OH THE SHOES! The poor chibi had to find cover from the tsunami wave of footwear out of fear of being drowned. Have you ever nearly drowned in footwear before? No? Well it's terrifying, and it smells funny! It's an awful way to die!

"Target has been reached!" Goten said into his imaginary electric blue walky-talky. "Agent Puppy Chow now going in!"

Looking around suspiciously, Goten inched up to the door and silently eased it open.

"Dun dun duna duuuuhh!" he hummed as he slipped into the room.

"This is Agent Puppy Chow, I'm in the forbidden zone!" he whispered. "Beginning to snoop!"

Goten began pulling random items out of Gohan's dresser and off his shelves for inspection.

Teddy bear underwear, a diary, a picture of Videl in her bathing suit, a note book with Mrs. Videl Son written over and over with little hearts next to it, a box of chocolates that Goten quickly devoured, same old same old stuff ect…

Rats!

No, wait, it was just an old gray glove, not a rodent.

Dang!

There was nothing in here that hadn't been here the last time he and Trunks had played secret agents and searched Gohan's room. Why was his big brother so boring?

Goten was just about to give up and go have some fun setting things on fire when he saw IT. Carefully shoved back into a corner, almost completely hidden from view, was the most amazing thing he'd ever found. Well, not as amazing as that two-headed fish he'd caught outside that nuclear power plant. NOTHING could top that, unless it had three heads or could magically conjure up candy. But, IT was definitely the most amazing thing he'd ever found in his brother's room.

IT was something new, something Agent Puppy Chow had never seen in 'the forbidden zone' before. IT was in an open cardboard box, loosely wrapped in shiny pink paper and surrounded by packing worms. Agent Puppy Chow felt a tingle of excitement run through him, or maybe that was just chocolate sugar buzz kicking in. Wide-eyed, he lifted IT and gently placed the thing on the bed.

'What is this thing?' he wondered as he looked at it. It looked so soft and disgustingly cute, he wanted to cuddle it and blast it in to oblivion all at the same time. Its black empty eyes made him feel uneasy and its frilly red bow was almost nauseating; yet, its freakishly large head looked so squeezable. Plus, its odd shaped body was covered in soft-looking white fur.

Goten's fingers twitched slightly.

He wanted to touch IT.

Giving into the overpowering urge, he reached out nervously and gave it a pet.

Oooooh. Yeaaahhh…

He felt a warm fuzzy feeling engulf him; this was niiiccceee!

What was this strange magic item that he was hugging to his chest? He couldn't seem to quit petting it. IT was just too irresistible.

Oh no, Goten started to panic, he couldn't stop! He couldn't-

DING DONG!

"YIPES!" Goten shouted in surprise when the doorbell suddenly sounded. Dropping IT back onto the bed, he scrambled to see who was at the door.

No sooner had the young chibi left the room, than the window slid open and two excessively leafy bushes climbed into the room.

No, you read that right. We said two bushes.

"What do you know? The ding-dong-ditch really worked." Bush one said in surprise. "I guess I owe you a candy bar."

"Told you so." Said bush number two as it collected the candy bar and then pulled out a shiny red walky-talky. "Ok, Turles we're inside!"

"BIG WHOOP! GET YOUR STORY AND GET BACK HERE!" Turles voice blared back at them. Bush number two grumbled something unintelligible and possibly very mean before putting the walky-talky away.

"Oooh, what's this thing?" Bush one picked up IT from off the bed.

"It looks like a… Hello Kitty Plushie." Bush number two said in disbelief.

The two bushes looked at each other.

"Why does Gohan have a Hello Kitty Plushie?" they both wondered aloud. After the teddy bear underwear neither of them thought Gohan could get any weirder, but he was just full of surprises.

"Um, you know Kuro, the bush costumes were good for outside, but we're a bit conspicuous now, don't you think?" Bush number one looked around the bedroom, adjusting her leaves so she could see better. Dang, she'd lost a bunch of twigs climbing in that window and now her top branches were getting droopy. It was tough being a bush.

"So take it off Ro." Kuro shrugged as she started up her camera and began filming the room.

"I'm trying but I can't. I think Raditz glued the zippers shut." Ro-chan fidgeted as she pulled at the itchy costume. Raditz must have done it when he'd distracted them with that plate of doughnuts. Ro frowned, she should have known that a Saiyan would never just give food away. There had to be a catch.

Kuro paused for a moment before giving her zipper an apprehensive tug.

It refused to budge.

"OH, HE'S GONNA DIE!" she yelled and started to climb out the window, only to find that it had gotten stuck somehow and wouldn't open completely anymore. Blasted windows!

"Wait! Goten's coming back!" Ro-chan hissed frantically.

Indeed, both girls could already here the sound of Goten's approaching footsteps. The two of them looked desperately around the room for a spot to hide. But where can you hide a bush?

"No! We can't get caught on our first assignment!" Kuro said as she desperately flung open the closet door, only to find it was too full to hide in.

"If we go back without a story, Turles is going to make us catch that smelly rouge midget and I don't like leprechauns!" Ro scowled as she checked under the bed. Too small, no way they'd fit.

They heard Goten humming his theme song music just outside the door.

"Gotta hide, gotta hide, gotta hide…" Both girls chanted as they ran in circles. Then, suddenly, they both stopped as an idea hit them.

"SOMBREROS!!" They both shouted.

Goten opened the door and reentered his brother's room. It was very odd, he had answered the door but there wasn't anyone there. So, how come the doorbell rang? He sighed; it must be one of those mysteries of life things.

Anyway, now where was he? Oh right, he had been petting IT, the Hello Kitty Plushie. Goten walked up to the bed and abruptly stopped.

Now THAT had definitely not been in here before. THAT was NOT something he would overlook. No, sometime in between when he had left the room, and when he came back, THAT had appeared.

Goten eyed THAT thoughtfully.

This could mean one thing and one thing only.

Goten picked up THAT and the Hello Kitty Plushie from off of the bed and turned to face two sweating sombrero wearing bushes.

"Hello Kitty is MAGIC!!!" Goten shouted.

Whooping in joy, he danced around the room as he waved Kuro's candy bar in the air ecstatically. It had gotten dropped on the bed accidentally by the girls. "IT'S MAGIC AND IT SENT ME A CANDY BAR!" IT was officially the most amazing thing he had ever found!! HA! TAKE THAT TWO HEADED FISH!

"I gotta tell Trunks!" the chibi yelled as he raced from the room and out the front door.

"Hey that's mine!" Kuro jumped to her feet and raced after him with Ro-chan right behind her.


Finally it's POSTED HHEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHE

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Ro-chan: Yah yah I know *goes back to writing updates* Thanks a bunch, no TWO bunches! Um, b/c he's evil, kinda fun, and he's a minor character. (Whose gonna care if Turles is OOC? And it leaves all the main guys free for us to torture! =D) YAY COOKIES!!!!

Kuro: BWAHAHAAHHAA Authoress abilities strike again GO RO! *High fives...Where'd she go?* Eerrrm anyway- WHELP we start out with him because....I dunno- AAAAAHHHHHH COOKIIESSS AAAAAARRRGGHHHHH!! GIMME GIMME GIMME WAAHAHAHAHHAA

sisi123456123456

Ro-chan: Alright. 0o…

Kuro: OKAAAAAAAAAY o.o

AquaMarias

Ro-chan: lol, someplace truly unique no doubt. ^^

Kuro: It will probably lead us to the firey depths of HFIL- After being sent there by everybody in this story....Yeh most likely

Blissey

Ro-chan: Thankies! That's what we were aiming for, I think… no,wait, yes it was. ^^ lol, enjoy hun!

Kuro: GLAD you like it! hope this update was good =D

Goten-kun

Ro-chan: lol, Ok, thanks!

Kuro:If you want a Lasso you have to be careful...they are very temperamental . and hard to get out of

Gokuswife

Ro-chan: ok, since you asked nicely. =D

Kuro: Say please and you shall RECEIVE :)

StephanG

Kuro:YAY Glad you think it's brilliant!!! I really like that word...BRILLIAAAANT-uhhh anyway, hope this update was quick enough :)

Ro-chan: That's what we love to hear! Thank you, we'll do our best. Next? Muhahaha! You never know…

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