"Hahahaha! Oh my Kami kit! You are hilarious!" Kurama laughs in my mind.

"Aren't you a little too young to be cussing?" Kakashi asks.

"Fuck that shit! My first damn words were 'fuck you'! My life is shit. The least of my worries is being too young to cuss. I have a fucking photographic memory, so every 'lesson' I've been taught is imprinted in my mind, causing me nightmares all my life. I think a few bad words isn't all that fucking important." I scoff at the idiocy. Who worries about a child cussing right after they saw villagers try to kill him? Shouldn't they be more worried about his physical injuries?

"Kit, I've healed all your injuries." Kurama says.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that

"Oh my Kami! I'm going to have my hands full training this kid!" Kakashi sighs.

"Yes you will! Dattebayo!... Fucking verbal tic!" I growl as it comes out again.

Everyone in the room bursts out laughing.

"You know kit, your mom had a verbal tic too. Kushina hated it too." Kurama laughs.

"Wait hold up. I still don't know two people in this room." I calmly state. I honestly need to know everyone. After that I'll cuss them out.

The anbu in the cat mask stepped up and removed her mask. She is beautiful. Her light blue hair goes perfectly with her white eyes.

"My name is Emiko Yuki. I am the team combat medic."

(Emiko means beautiful child)

The woman in the bear mask takes her mask off. She too, is beautiful, with short hair like fire and eyes that match.

"My name is Hitomi Uzumaki. Kushina Uzumaki's younger sister. I assist wherever im needed, mostly with kenjutsu."

(Hitomi is usually given to girls with beautiful eyes.)

"Nice to meet everyone. Now that reminds me. Who the fuck decided it would be best not to tell me my heritage?" I growl in anger. That's information I need to know if I want to be able to learn about my clan.

"What do you mean Naruto?" Kakashi asked, surprised.

"Well I already knew who my father was, considering I'm a carbon copy of him, but Kurama, the Kyuubi, told me my mother was Kushina Uzumaki. My father, Minato Namikaze sealed the Kyuubi into me after Kurama was forced to attack due to Madara Uchiha. Damn, most Uchiha's seem to be what causes my life problems. But I can't forget the pink haired bitch either. Also I have an aunt that I could've been living with instead of getting fucking tortured by humans that are worse than Satan!" I growl out, punching a wall and causing a small hole.

"What the hell? Did you just put a fucking hole in my damn wall?" Kakashi exclaims.

"Not important Kakashi!" I yell at him.

We both start bickering until a voice interrupts.

"Wait hold up. Did you say that you've spoke to the Kyuubi?" Itachi asks.

"Well yeah. Are you still stuck on that?" I ask confused. I established this ten minutes ago. Damn people are stupid.

"Kit chill. That is something that is hard to wrap your mind around. Now come to your mindscape. I have to teach you a few things." Kurama tells me.

"Ok Kura-sensei!" I say excitedly

I close my eyes and I meditate to reach my mindscape.

Mindscape:

I look around and sigh. It's still disgusting in here.

"Kura-sensei? How do I make it not so nasty in here?" I ask, disgusted by the knee deep water.

"Well kit, this is how you view yourself, but you can change it however you want by closing your eyes and imagining a new scenery. Please hurry. It's cold and my fur is soaked." Kurama begs.

I laugh and close my eyes. I imagine a forest with green grass and a lake in a clearing directly in the middle. I then imagine Kurama's cage and seal replaced by a collar with the seal on it. I also add a cabin with everything in it for Kurama in his human form or a comfy cave near the water for his fox form.

"Arigato kit. Now, I'm going to show you how to do a Kage Bunshin no Jutsu. Since you have too much chakra for regular clones, you have to learn this, plus, all the clones memories come to you once they dispel." Kurama explains and shows me the hand signs.

Hundreds of clones appear and Kurama instructs me to have one hundred work on tree climbing, and another hundred on water walking. The last hundred split into five groups of twenty to practice each element ninjutsu.

I start to work on my training schedule for my body. I can't exactly train my physical body in my mind.

"Okay kit, dispel the clones and go back to the real world." Kurama orders, ready to take a nap.

"Okay! Bye Kura-sensei!" I yell as everything starts to fade.

"-uto! Naruto! Naruto!" Kakashi yells

"Yes Kakabaka-sensei?" I ask innocently and watch as a tic mark forms above his head.

"You spaced out for a good while. Just checking up on you." Itachi says monotone. Kakabaka continues to fume in his dark depressing corner.

"I was talking with Kurama. He taught me how to train faster." I explain.

Before anyone can ask any questions I sat and up and leave out the room.

'Damn. I'm dirty and I smell like hell.' I think to myself.

'No shit Kit. What are you going to do about clothes? The villagers shredded yours, remember?' Kurama asks.

'I'll probably steal one of Kakabaka's shirts and pants. I'll have to modify it to my height of course, but I can only buy that horrid jumpsuit for clothing and I need actual clothes to train in. I'll use the jumpsuit and prank people to work on stealth and make others think I'm an idiot.' I tell Kurama.

'Good plan kit. Now shut up so I can sleep.' Kurama growls before going to sleep.

"Lazy ass fox." I mutter.

I find Kakashi's room and I grab a grey shirt with black anbu style pants.

"Perfect." I mutter as I walk towards his bathroom and get in the shower.

I just let the warm water wash over me and relax my muscles. So much better. I'm going to fix the clothes now.

" So you mean to tell me that you stole my clothes, and then sewed them the fit your size?" Kakashi yells. Maybe I should of asked first?

"I needed clothes. Now shut up!" I growl. Kakashi sighs and continues to make a bed for me.

"Sorry Naru, I'm just still pissed at the villagers." Kakashi explains.

"It's okay Kashi, goodnight." I whisper as sleep pulls me in.

"Goodnight." A faint whisper is heard before I slip into unconsciousness.