"Elizabeth, I've liked you for a long time and was wondering if you'd like to go out with me?" asked Clarence. "Yes." said Elizabeth breathlessly. "Okay girlfriend, anyway I've gotta go and do some chores. I just wanted to ask you that. Oh and tell your ma that I will be by for dinner tonight." said Clarence as he kissed Elizabeth on the cheek.
"JIM-BOB!" screamed Elizabeth. "What is it? Who's hurt? Are you okay?" asked Jim-Bob panicking. "I'm fine, Clarence asked me out and I said yes." said Elizabeth. "Oh no. Well in that case, it's time to lay down a few rules: you must always have a chaperone on your guys dates, if he hurts you he's gonna be sorry, and finally someone always has to be near you two." said Jim-Bob. "Are you gonna give Clarence the talk?" asked Elizabeth curiously. "Yeah, I will after supper." said Jim-Bob.
That night:
"Now Clarence, if you are dating my sister I have to lay down a few rules: respect her, if you hurt her you're gonna be sorry, and no getting to handsy with her." said Jim-Bob sternly. "Okay Jim-Bob. Don't worry."said Clarence shakily.
