Darkclaw tries to be main again.
I do NOT own Wings of Fire
I do NOT own any characters (except Darkclaw).
Clay: *On top of mountain* hey look, a hailstorm.
Hailstorm: hey.
Clay: hey look, an actual hailstorm. * Jade Mountain gets hailed on*
Fatespeaker: where is he?
Clay: where is who?
Fatespeaker: where is… the writer?
Clay: what's that?
Fatespeaker: I call it a Taser. I will paralyze the writer so he can't make any more bad puns! This is how it works: *uses Taser on mountain*
Jade Winglet: *in unison* NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Jade Mountain crumbles*
MEANWHILE, IN THE RAINFOREST
Darkclaw: maybe I should go to school… *Jade Mountain crumbles*
Glory: dang! I thought we fixed that.
Darkclaw: … shoot. Looks like I'm not going to be main.
MEANWHILE, BACK AT JADE MOUNTAIN
Starflight: Oh, no, the mountain crumbled!
Tsunami: *gets duct tape* I WILL FIX THIS! *tapes together mountain*
Fatespeaker: Oh, no, a student crumbled!
Tsunami: I WILL FIX THIS! *tapes together student*
Sunny: Oh, no, the sun crumbled!
Tsunami: I WILL FIX THIS! *tapes together sun*
Fatespeaker: Looks like Sunny wasn't so sunny for a moment there! *gasp!* THE WRITERS CLOSE *drops to ground and starts sniffing*
Me: … is she gone? ...
Starflight: I hope so. It'd be nice for some peace and-
Clay: FATESPEAKER! HE'S OVER HERE!
Me: ah! *goes back through 4th wall*
Fatespeaker: hmneah. *eats a tree whole*
Starflight: …this… might actually be a problem.
Tsunami: *gets duct tape*
Starflight: no… I mean, if she kills the author, our story here will just… stop. It'd be like someone hit pause on the universe and never un-paused it.
Me: y-yeah. Maybe someone c-could calm her d-d-down?
Sans: hey. Don't go all Dr. Alphys on us.
Tsunami: quick catch him before he-
Sans: *winks and disappears mysteriously*
Tsunami: AAAAAUUUUUGH! IT'S SO MYSTERIOUS!
Fatespeaker: nyeah! *eats forest whole*
Sunny: guys, shouldn't we-
Tsunami: We might need to call the fandom to distract that guy!
Clay: yeah!
Fatespeaker: myeaaah *eats rainforest whole*
Sunny: guys, I really think-
Tsunami: Things shouldn't be able to disappear like that!
Clay: indeed!
Fatespeaker: MMMMMMYEEEEEAAAAHHHH!
Sunny: someone stop her before she-
Fatespeaker: *eats continent*
Everyone: *drowns*
Me: *sighs* you guys really couldn't listen to Sunny, could you.
Everyone but Sunny and Fatespeaker: noooo. *sighs shamefully*
Me: well, I'll bring you all back, as long as Fatespeaker doesn't try to kill me.
Starflight: with pleasure!
Tsunami: but… can we still hate you for making bad puns and jokes?
Me: everyone hates me for making bad puns/jokes. So, yeah.
Tsunami: yeeeessssss.
Me: *revives world* there you are. *disappears*
Tsunami: AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!
