Darkclaw tries to be main again.

I do NOT own Wings of Fire

I do NOT own any characters (except Darkclaw).

Clay: *On top of mountain* hey look, a hailstorm.

Hailstorm: hey.

Clay: hey look, an actual hailstorm. * Jade Mountain gets hailed on*

Fatespeaker: where is he?

Clay: where is who?

Fatespeaker: where is… the writer?

Clay: what's that?

Fatespeaker: I call it a Taser. I will paralyze the writer so he can't make any more bad puns! This is how it works: *uses Taser on mountain*

Jade Winglet: *in unison* NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Jade Mountain crumbles*

MEANWHILE, IN THE RAINFOREST

Darkclaw: maybe I should go to school… *Jade Mountain crumbles*

Glory: dang! I thought we fixed that.

Darkclaw: … shoot. Looks like I'm not going to be main.

MEANWHILE, BACK AT JADE MOUNTAIN

Starflight: Oh, no, the mountain crumbled!

Tsunami: *gets duct tape* I WILL FIX THIS! *tapes together mountain*

Fatespeaker: Oh, no, a student crumbled!

Tsunami: I WILL FIX THIS! *tapes together student*

Sunny: Oh, no, the sun crumbled!

Tsunami: I WILL FIX THIS! *tapes together sun*

Fatespeaker: Looks like Sunny wasn't so sunny for a moment there! *gasp!* THE WRITERS CLOSE *drops to ground and starts sniffing*

Me: … is she gone? ...

Starflight: I hope so. It'd be nice for some peace and-

Clay: FATESPEAKER! HE'S OVER HERE!

Me: ah! *goes back through 4th wall*

Fatespeaker: hmneah. *eats a tree whole*

Starflight: …this… might actually be a problem.

Tsunami: *gets duct tape*

Starflight: no… I mean, if she kills the author, our story here will just… stop. It'd be like someone hit pause on the universe and never un-paused it.

Me: y-yeah. Maybe someone c-could calm her d-d-down?

Sans: hey. Don't go all Dr. Alphys on us.

Tsunami: quick catch him before he-

Sans: *winks and disappears mysteriously*

Tsunami: AAAAAUUUUUGH! IT'S SO MYSTERIOUS!

Fatespeaker: nyeah! *eats forest whole*

Sunny: guys, shouldn't we-

Tsunami: We might need to call the fandom to distract that guy!

Clay: yeah!

Fatespeaker: myeaaah *eats rainforest whole*

Sunny: guys, I really think-

Tsunami: Things shouldn't be able to disappear like that!

Clay: indeed!

Fatespeaker: MMMMMMYEEEEEAAAAHHHH!

Sunny: someone stop her before she-

Fatespeaker: *eats continent*

Everyone: *drowns*

Me: *sighs* you guys really couldn't listen to Sunny, could you.

Everyone but Sunny and Fatespeaker: noooo. *sighs shamefully*

Me: well, I'll bring you all back, as long as Fatespeaker doesn't try to kill me.

Starflight: with pleasure!

Tsunami: but… can we still hate you for making bad puns and jokes?

Me: everyone hates me for making bad puns/jokes. So, yeah.

Tsunami: yeeeessssss.

Me: *revives world* there you are. *disappears*

Tsunami: AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!