Ch. 2 : Blackmail, and Makeovers, and Tricks, Oh, my!

A/N: Yeah! Chapter 2! Sorry it took so long. Life has been crazy. Thanks for the reviews! Also thanks to iluvsmateria for the skateboard idea though i did tweak it a little. Keep the reviews coming and enjoy!

Disclaimer: Not likely.


Elena closed the chat room window and brought up some spreadsheets she was suppose to be working on when Tseng walked into her office. Her blond head appeared from behind the computer and she smiled at her boss. Tseng, with his long dark hair and wearing his crisp blue suit, stood in the doorway with an eyebrow raised and holding a wrapped sandwich.

"Working through lunch again?" Tseng asked. Elena blushed as the man she admired and secretly loved shook his head. "You should do other things with your time, Elena. Life can't always be about work." He tossed her the sandwich.

"Yes, sir" Elena said as she caught her lunch.

"Hey, boss!" Elena winced as Reno skateboarded right into Tseng. The Turk boss glared at his red headed employee as he got up and dusted himself off. He nodded to Elena and made his exit. Reno didn't seemed phased at all by the crash or Tseng's reaction. Leaving the skateboard where it had fallen on the floor, Reno parked himself on top of Elena's desk, as she got ready to eat and smiled a secret smile. "Hey, Laney! So what's on for tonight? I was thinking Turtle's paradise all weekend."

"What'd Rude and Tseng say?" Elena asked not letting on that she had something up her sleeve.

"Tseng already has plans. Probably some little Ancient look alike he has stashed away in Costa de Sol."

"He does not!" Elena responded hotly as the red head smirked at her. Reno knew how she felt about Tseng and she knew Reno enjoyed pushing he buttons.

"And Baldy said whatever you want to do." Elena smiled.

"Well, you remember Tifa Lockheart?" Elena asked nonchalantly. Reno whistled, which was exactly the reaction she had been hoping for. "Well, she mentioned something to me that seemed pretty kinky and right up your alley. How would you like to play bartender for 4 very sexy ladies tonight?" Elena's tone was dripping with sexual innuendoes. Reno's face lit up like a kid's face on Christmas morning. Then his smirk returned.

"Gee, Laney, I didn't think you thought of me like that." He smiled and leaned close to her.

"Can I help it if you're just so damned sexy?" Elena smirked back at him. This was just too easy.

"And here I thought you had the hots for Tseng?" Reno whispered in her ear.

"Tseng's alright, but not the type you talk to when you want a wild night." Elena said feeding her fellow Turk's ego. "So what'd ya say?"

"Now, how could I deny the ladies such an experience" Reno hopped of the deak and went to pick up his skateboard.

"Perfect! Thanks Reno! We'll be heading over right after work. Tifa and the girls will be so happy to hear that you've agreed." Reno headed for the door with an extra spring in his step but he stopped at the door.

"Hey what about Baldy?"

"Oh he agreed to watch the actual bar. We don't want Tifa losing money tonight, now do we?" Reno seemed satisfied with her answer and head out the door.


It didn't take long for Yuffie to reach Rocket Town thanks to Cloud's gold chocobo, Meteor. She didn't even bother to knock and just barged right into the house the foul-mouthed pilot shared with Shera.

"God Damnit! What the hell are you doing here?" Cid had been just reaching for his lance but after seeing whom it was he decided there wasn't a threat.

"Doing what I do best, gramps, stealing from you" the ninja material thief said brightly as she started to check out the merchandise.

"No, you ain't!"

"Down, Gramps. Its not like I'm gonna take something you want anyway." She continued to pick up random items and examine them. Just then, Shera appeared in the room with a bag.

"Shera, what the fuck is this?" Cid was shouting now and the ninja was sure they could hear him in Mideel.

"What I'm stealing" Yuffie laughed as she grabbed Shera's hand and started to pull her towards the door.

"Where the hell do you think you're going?"

"Out" Shera said meekly as Yuffie finished pulling her outside as she shouted,

"Bye, Gramps!" Outside, Yuffie also had a bag with her clothes for this evening's activities, which she slung over her shoulder as she mounted with Shera behind her.


A few hours later, in the rebuilt 7th Heaven in Sector 7 of Midgar, Tifa grinned as she retrieved an old falling apart stuffed chocobo from Cloud's bedroom. The poor thing was a faded yellow color with a missing eye and stuffing coming out of one leg. Tifa tiptoed out clutching her prize with glee. Now all she had to do was wait for Cloud to get home.


It was about 6pm when Yuffie and Shera showed up at the bar ready to get dressed for the evening. They both noticed Cloud cleaning up and getting the bar ready to open while muttering something under his breath. It sounded something like 'Tifa' and 'A dirty trick'. The girls exchanged a look and then burst out laughing. They climbed the stairs at the back still howling with laughter.

Tifa met them upstairs and they adjourned to her bedroom. Yuffie grabbed Shera's bag out of her hand and immediately started to riffle through it. She made a sound of disgust as she pulled out a beige frock. Frock would be the best way to describe the prim and proper dress from the bag.

"'Sunday in the Park with George' is not the look we are going for tonight." Yuffie said tossing the dress in the corner. "Hey, Teef, you know what we need, right?" Tifa smiled at Yuffie and they both turned and gave Shera, who was backing away from them, mischievous looks.

"MAKEOVER!" The both squealed.


A/N: That's all for now. please review!