Three months later
"You're fired, Asano." Keigo stared at his phone in shock over his boss's words. The brunette had spent the last hour arguing with the male on the other line about how many hours he had missed since he moved in with Ikkaku and Yumichika. Sighing with reluctant acceptance, the brunette hung up the phone and rested his face in his hands. He wanted to scream, throw a fit, and act like an immature child; but all he did was lay there in his bed with the covers over his head shaking with choked sobs.
Ikkaku opened the door to his new charge's room and peered around. Finding what he was looking for, the bald man crept up silently on the unsuspecting man. He grinned as he stopped on the right side of the bed. Ikkaku leaned towards the lump and shouted. "Kei! Wake up! Flame style chef breakfast!"
Keigo flew out of bed with a start and ended up tackling Ikkaku in mild confusion. Rubbing the sleep from his eyes, the brunette glared at the taller man under him. "Do you know the meaning of being quiet? I don't want any of your breakfast. I'm surprised your boyfriend let you near the stove at all." He said with a weak glare.
Ikkaku laughed loudly and shrugged. "Probably not, Yumi doesn't know the meaning either. He's quite loud if you ask me." The bald man responded making thrusting motions with his hips as he laughed. "Don't hate! I'm a fucking good cook!" He said growling under his breath.
Keigo ignored the man under him and looked towards the door. "Yumi? Can you come get the pervert? I forgot why I am friends with him again." He said getting up and heading out the door. The brunette gave the raven leaning on the wall a small smile before he continued down the hall.
Yumichika sighed and watched his boyfriend get up from the floor. "I know you want to make him happier, but sometimes people just need some time alone to think about things. It's not beautiful to stick to someone like glue, Kaku." He said walking away from the room and heading to the kitchen.
Ikkaku followed Yumchika out while in deep thought. "I get what Yumi's saying, but I've known the kid since we were in diapers. It pisses me off to see him that sad. At least he has stopped crying." He sat at the dining room table still thinking while Yumichika moved around grabbing different foods to cook with.
Keigo emerged from the bathroom an hour later with a towel wrapped around his waist. He walked back to his room half naked and stopped when he heard a wolf whistle from down the hall. He dreaded the thought of who it was when he looked up. The brunette sighed as he saw two sets of amused eyes checking him out. "Hey Kenpachi and Nnoitra. What brings you guys here today?" He spoke first knowing the reason; every other week since two months ago, Ikkaku would invite all his friends over to bully Keigo into going out to some club where he would be miserable. He watched as the much larger men shared a look and grinned at him.
"We came here to have an orgy with Baldy and his bitch, but we've found something way more interesting." Nnoitra said his grin getting wider as he watched Keigo's eyes grow in horror. "Actually Kenny was about to fuck me into this wall before we got really into it. You know primal instinct to claim what's his and all that bullshit." He continued pointing to the wall on his right.
Keigo stood there and stared at the couple in horror. He fled from the hall and into the room. "Nnoitra, you bastard! I didn't need those images!" He yelled as his door slammed shut. The only response the brunette had received was a loud cackle in return. Sliding down to his floor, Keigo had dreaded the thought of going out with Ikkaku's friends again. The last time they went out Keigo had gotten hit on by some old couple that looked like they were in their seventies.
Ikkaku and the others sat in the living room waiting for Keigo to emerge. They had planned everything out beforehand, just like they always did. As always, Keigo was taking his time hoping they would just forget him and leave. The brunette stepped out of his bedroom only to run into a large set of breasts. Looking up, he was confronted at the familiar sight of a certain strawberry blonde. "Hello my beautiful big breasted Goddess. How are you today?" He said in a joking manner.
Rangiku giggled at the old joke and smiled. "I am doing great! We are going to get plastered and maybe I'll be able to trick Shuuhei into spending the night again." She said wearing a love filled expression on her face. The blonde hooked her arm with the brunette's as she dragged him toward the living room.
Keigo sighed and looked at his captor wearily. He remembered the last time Rangiku tried to trick Shuuhei into coming with her. Let's just say ten people in one bed was not a genius idea. He noticed they had stopped in the middle of the room where everyone was. He looked at the gathering of drunks only to raise his eyebrow at some. He looked at the three people sitting on the couch and chuckled. "What bring you three here? You guys don't drink much."
The pink haired woman known as Yachiru snorted and crossed her arms. "Two weeks ago, Kenny called me while he was having drunk sex with Nnoi. I heard everything…." She said with a disgusted look on her face. "I'm here to make sure the beast doesn't do it again."
Keigo nodded in sympathy towards Kenpachi's twin as he sat down next to her. He knew what it was like to have someone do that. He was best friends with Ikkaku after all. He looked at the other two, silently asking for their reasons.
The pale blonde looked up from his lap sighing deeply. "Shuuhei said it would do me good to get out of the house and enjoy life. Toshiro was dragged here by Rangiku in some attempt to find him a date." Izuru said as he looked at the man sitting next to him.
Keigo shook his head at the things his friends did to other people. The brunette looked towards the huddling group of humans-turned-animals as he watching their pre-drinking ritual. All of them would take five shots before going out. They tried to get Keigo involved in the beginning but found out soon enough that no one wanted a pissed off brunette around.
Kenpachi grunted as he finished his last shot. He looked at his boyfriend in boredom. "Hey, are they fuckin coming?" He said not wanting to wait around any longer. He got a nod in as response and stood up from the dining table. "Alright! Assholes, bitches, and Yachiru! Let's roll!" The man got loud cheers from the slightly tipsy people around him and some dejected sighs from the four people on the couch.
"This is going to be a long night. I can feel it." Keigo thought to himself as he followed the other out the door.
