Chapter: 1 Edward Elric
A/N: Okay, chapter 2 let's go
I was gonna type this earlier but I wanted to try out my new game, you know the new tomb raider.
I'm still sort of in the begging but one question that needs to be answered…what are the demons the soldiers were talking about? Anybody know? Well if you do message me or just type it down in the review section.
I strongly think that they are zombies though. Or some kind of monsters.
Whelp any way on to the show!
P.O.S: Maria Smith
"Oh. My. Gosh!" I said as the mystery person came closer to me.
"What?" Said the mystery person in a curious tone.
"Y-Your-your, uh…umm…Y-Your..Edward Elric from fullmetal alchemist!" I said with a peep to my tone.
"And wow they weren't joking on the sites you are VERY without a doubt…shor-" I got cut off by Lenah.
"Remember...He doesn't like being called short!" She said in a whisper of death tone.
"Oh..yeah right!" I said smiling with embarrassment written all over my face.
"Hello" said a kid with a polite tone.
"Why hel- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" WHAT THE FU- . Once again Lenah covered my mouth and said: That word is forbidden ehehehe…
"Uh- oh, no need to be frightened" said the innocent voice coming from the suit of armor.
"Oh I'm not frightened I-I'm just amazed on how TALL you are." I said in a polite baby tone.
"oh well then my name is Alphonse Elric." Said well you know... Alphonse.
"Nice to meet you in person Al" I said shaking his hand.
I was just about to comfortable with these guys until Lenah poked me on my shoulder and whispered in my ear, "Remember what I told you…these guy's are just really good cosplayer's."
"Oh yeah well then we should probably get away from these guys then," I said in a sarcastic tone. "Hey what's that tone mean!?" Lenah said in a very unsure way. "Well". I said "let's look at the fact's shall we, um no one can have the exact same voice as those two dashing little boys have, two no one can jut call themselves walking around in a giant metal suit! And lastly this town is an exact replica of this town." (Forgot what it's called…"Y U MAD BRO? " -.." I screamed in her ear. "OW! HEY DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO DO THAT!"Lenah said snapping back at me. "Oh when do you have the guts to just say what you want in front of me FRIEND?" I said. "Oooh sometimes you just make me so mad! Lenah said lifting a fist at me.
"Ugh, you know what fine but I'm not dealing with this just go up to him and ask him yourself don't be a coward and hide behind what you think is true." I said while putting my foot down/stomping.
"Fine well you know what I will!" said Lenah in her most competitive tone.
P.O.S: Lenah Johnson
I walked up to that Fullmetal fake ready to confront him.
I was looking for answers so I'm gonna get them right here and right now!
"Okay, Full *quote* metal *quote* if you truly are the Full *quote* metal *quote* then you don't mind me asking what blood type you are and when were you born and your height and your age, hair type, weight um…where you were born and..uh, yea.". I said looking glum on my face. (you can find these things on FMA wiki…)
"Okay fine," said Ed. "Humph" I said while folding my arms and closing my eyes awaiting the confusion in his voice but something else came in particular.
"My name is Edward Elric, I was born in 1899-" I cut him off,
"WHOA! JUST WHOA!" I said waving my hands in disbelief.
"You can't be born in 1899; you know how I know this, because it's 2013!" I said with a big devilish grin on my face. "Um I'm sorry to say but it's actually 1914." He said looking annoyed.
"Uh..No it's not" I said looking around.
"Wait, where's a calendar?" Lenah said walking away. "Hey um excuse me but do you mind if I can see your calendar?" I said in a polite way.
"Yes sweetheart" said the shop's clerk.
She picked up the small calendar off of the wall and gave it to me. As I was scanning for the date I finally found it, "see 1914!-1914!" I said turning the calendar from his view to my own " WTF—I'M STUCK IN A GENERATION WITH NO HIGH TECH PHONES, TELEVISIONS OR GUNS!" I fell to the ground in shock.
"Ugh…what did I do to deserve this" I said pouting. As I made the gun sign with my hand and pretended to blow my brains out and act dead. For the moment.
P.O.S: Maria Smith
"Haha!" I said leaning down toward her in victory I pretended I was given an award.
Thank you for this prestigious award…you are my friend-turkey legs ( Little Kuriboh's Naruto abridged NCA awards.)
"Man this is worst than sasukexitachi yaoi." Lenah said in a whiny voice.
"Okay and I think we're done here." I said helping Lenah up from the sandy ground.
As we began to walk away from the two brothers' Alphonse said; "HEY WAIT A SECOND."
Me and Lenah turned around. "Yeah what is it?" I said in a highly content way.
"Well do you need help or anything?" said Alphonse.
"Oh," I turned around for a second just to see what Lenah was doing, of course she had her I-phone out looking for service. "THEY HAVEN'T EVEN INVENTED THE INTERNET YET!" Lenah said while falling back down on the hard rocky ground "…Ow…" creped out of Lenah's mouth as she began to moan in pain.
"No I think we're good." I said turning my head back towards Alphonse.
"Okay well then bye" said Alphonse waving
"Bye..What a sweetie." I said to myself. I walked by Lenah on the grounds playing angry birds etc.
"You should put that away before someone see's you with it." I said to her but it looks like she was pretty zoned.
"No one's gonna se-"HEY THAT LITTLE GIRL HAS BEEN GIVEN A GIFT BY THE OLE' NIGHTY FIRE GOD HIMSELF!" Said a random villager.
"OKAY WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!" I said with a blaze of fire within my eyes.
A/N: to the reviewer thanks for that advice it helped a lot.
Anyway I'm going back to the barely on here schedule. So I can only tell you that chapter 3 will be hard for me to put out but if I do and it's like really early like on Monday or somthin that means I had time but don't expect daily add on's…well until then you know the rules REVIEW, FAVE , FOLLOW all that jazz.
~zinske
