Summary: Revenge can be sweet… but only if it's carried out properly.
Pairings: None
Kalili: Hyuu! I made Watari and Tsuzuki act like frat boys! Minus the drinking.
Muraki's Two Sense: You horrible person. –sighs- She's going down the road of crack. I apologize for not being able to stop her.
NOTE!: Watari is speaking first. I hope it makes since.
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"Is the camera on?"
"I think. Say 'hi!', Soka!"
-tired/annoyed looking Hisoka-
"Get that thing away from me. Can I go, already? I could care less about this whole plan of yours."
"Aw, why?"
"Because it's stupid? And you know my strict policy on my involvement in situations that fall under that category."
"He's sounding like Tatsumi."
"But Soka-chan looks so cute on camera! You know, I'm starting to think that whole 'camera adds ten pounds' thing is fake, 'cause you still look too skinny."
"I'm leaving."
-picture starts to shake-
"Aw, come back!"
"Tsuzuki! Quite running with the camera!"
"Why, Watar-?"
-ground shot before lots of snow-
"Is it fixed?"
-Watari's face-
"Yep!" –clears throat and begins to whisper- "Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness one of the seven natural wonders of the world. What you are about to see through this window is at precisely 1:30 a.m., Japan Standard Time (1), our coworker, Hajime Terazuma shall descend the staircase to retrieve a glass of sake."
-abruptly turns to Tsuzuki-
"But he ain't dressed for the occasion!" –goes into a fit of suppressed laughter-
-back to Watari-
"That's right, folks! Terazuma is completely… naaaaakeeeed!"
"Hey, my watch says it's 1:30 now."
-camera turns to window with Terazuma walking down a staircase and is, indeed, naked-
-more suppressed laughter as he takes some sake out of the fridge-
"How much should we sell this for?"
"Why sell when we can blackmail?"
"True, but that would only benefit you. I would like something from this, too, ya' know!"
"Do you hear ringing?"
"Yes. Must be Terazuma's phone." (2)
"Who would be calling him this late with him actually being up?"
-Terazuma answers phone-
-shocked face-
-abruptly turns to window-
-pissed off face-
-phone breaks in his grasp-
"HOLY CRAP, HE SEES US!"
"RUN!"
-shot of feet running-
-oncoming ground-
-snow-
Tatsumi cut off the television in the meeting room and turned to Watari and Tsuzuki (the culprits) as Terazuma (the victim), Hisoka (a witness), and Wakaba (acting as comfort to the victim) watched.
"Now, explain to me again why you two were doing this?" Tatsumi asked as he pushed up his glasses, looking very exhausted.
"Well," Tsuzuki bravely began, "Terazuma has been taking the very last chocolate sprinkle donut for the past week! WEEK! And I knew it was just to piss me off so I wanted to get back at him… It was all Watari's idea!"
"Traitor!" Watari shouted. "Though, not as big a traitor as BON apparently!"
Hisoka looked up and merely said, "Consider that my revenge for you two waking me up at midnight just to peep into Terazuma's house!"
"We thought you might have fun," Tsuzuki said. Hisoka just stared at him.
"I'm more concerned as to how those idiots knew I did that!" Terazuma yelled, Wakaba patting his back. "It's obvious they've been doing it for a while! God, I feel like some chick!"
"Don't flatter yourself!" Tsuzuki said.
"Then how did you know about his… 'routine'?" Tatsumi asked.
"Ummm, I'm not allowed to reveal my source-"
"It was Saya and Yuma," Hisoka said.
"How did you know? We didn't tell you that!"
"I guessed."
"Alright," Tatsumi said. "That's all the information I need" (or does he mean "want?") ", so you all may return to work."
After everyone filed out, unusually quiet, Wakaba scurried back in and whispered to Tatsumi, "How much for the tape?"
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1.) I seriously looked that up on Wikipedia.
2.) Let's just pretend that one can hear a phone from inside a house when one is outside said house, okay?
BROWNIE POINTS FOR WHOEVER CAN GEUSS WHERE I GOT THE INSPIRATION FOR THIS! ANYBODY WHO GREW UP WATCHING CARTOONS IN THE MID OR EARLY 90'S SHOULD HAVE SOME CLUE! –points enthusiastically to self-
