I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER ! THAT"S J.K ROWLING"S CREATION.
Hermione's POV
I was SOOOOOO embarrassed what was everyone gonna say? Ron was looking at me for a change. Still I felt ashamed of my appearance. I've never been beautiful but this is absolutely HORRIBLE! I am gonna try and talk to them. Ok here I go.
'Meooowwww' I slapped a hand to my mouth I can't believe it how will I be able to communicate I don't have thumbs so I can't write OH NOOOOOOOO! My lessons I can't write or or do anything I feel so fricking disabled! They were laughing at me now I felt bad. My BFF's were laughing, not only laughing but laughing at my looks I hissed at them and scatched their arms.
'Owwwwww Jeez Hermione you gotta admit that was pretty hilarious' Ron half whined and half stated.
'Meooow would you feel if you could barely talk to your friends?' I said
YESS! Woohoo! I could talk somewhat. At least I could communicate.
'well Hermeowwwwee you can speak a little bit' Harry said attempting to make a pun.
Ron scratched my ears. My ears went back and he laughed.
'yeah that's good but what if malfoy says something'
'oooohhhhh I forgot about that Ron scratch my ears or I'll bite your arm'
'fine how can you hold anything though you don't have thumbs and you can't speak very well so you'll botch up speaking the spells'
'whatever at least I can talk' she said.
'harry go get me some tuna I am gonna take a nap' I ordered the boy with raven hair.
'Hey freckles scratch my ears some more' I ordered the freckle faced ginger whom I was crushing on.
'freckles?'
'yeah that's your new name'
'where'd you get a Hogwarts jersey anyways?' he asked.
I woke up to the smell of tuna I was warm, really warm. I looked down to see that I was resting on ron. I was on top of him with my head on his chest, his arms were around me. I would've sqealed of joy but I didn't want to 1. wake him up 2. I realized he was drooling (classic Ron) 3. that would be pulling a lavender and I hate that bitch for kissing ron. (even though hermione's not his girlfriend yet…).
'Ewwwwww' harry walked in on the scene and groaned at the sight (harry said ew)
I jumped off ron startling him awake and pounced on harry for the TUNA AND MILK! YUMMY
'easy hermy you'll get your dinner' Harry joked.
Crookshanks waddled over and started licking hermione's arm.
'ummmmm hermy there's a crookshanks licking your arm'
'really harry I had no idea NOW GIVE ME THE TUNAAAA!'
Harry chuckled and put the open tuna can and bowl of milk on the ground. Crookshanks and Hermione lept off the bed onto the floor to get to the food. It was quite hilarious I was eating with Crooky on the ground. Ron and Harry were laughing so hard they fell on the ground. Once the tuna was gone I lept back up on the bed.
'So what are we gonna do about you Hermione, we have potions in the morning and Snape is gonna be on your case about your look' Ron asked.
'Duhh Ron I'll just tell 'im to bugger off'
Ron and Harry looked at each other and looked back at her in shock.
'Did you just say 'bugger', Hermione?'
'No ron I said I like to watch the elephants at the circus, yes I said bugger so what?'
Harry and ron walked over and hugged Hermione. Ron fake cried.
'this is the happiest moment in my life Harry, our little Hermykinz just swore!'
After more joking and talking they went to the boys' dormitory. Hermione curled up in a ball and went to sleep.
What did you think didja hate it love it? Plz no flames those are bullcrap. BUT REVIEW TO LEMME KNOW WHATCHA THINK
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