Chapter 2 of the week!

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Rosalie was honestly, well and truly buzzed and so were the others. Except Alice, Alice was well beyond buzzed at this point. So used to not being like regular humans they had failed to take one important thing into consideration. Alice was a smaller body and would therefore require less alcohol.

It was all moot now though because alcohol tasted amazing and actually having a brain as sharp as theirs be fuzzy was refreshing. Nevermind if Alice was actually dancing rather than walking like a normal fucking person. Charlotte wasn't much larger than Alice and her mouth was absolutely scandalous, if you could understand what the hell she was talking about, because some of her analogies didn't make any sense.


Their first stop had been a party boat. Apparently for someone's going away party, they didn't care. The music was good, it was spacious and more importantly, alcohol was present and readily available.

No one batted an eye at their presence seeing as though the only requirement was being attractive and swimwear. Shallow, yes, but she didn't make the rules.

Donned in bikinis and short shorts they found their little niche, near the bar and close enough to one of the 3 dance floors.

"Hello ladies" he was an attractive baby faced human with a not so impressive semi in his board shorts

Diamond ring studded left hands were quickly raised leaving him to turn a hopeful look onto Tanya, Kate, and Irina,

"Want to dance?" Irina questioned deciding to at least leave him with a memory of a lifetime for being so brave. Rosalie smirked into her drink, happy she actually could be the one to raise a ringed left hands after all these years. Not even present and Bella was still gifting her with the little things.

"Uh yeah sure"

"Cool...call me when the body shots start" Irina called over her shoulder as she led the blissfully dazed human onto the dancefloor

"What Irina said" Victoria announced as she dragged Rosalie onto the dancefloor

"All this dancing" Alice chirped and then frowned, "...I'm jealous. Char" Alice declared

"Let's go girly" Charlotte grinned as she led the already dancing pixie to the dancefloor

"I have a feeling that this will be the theme of the night" Anna noted

"That's because you are far too responsible for your own good" Tanya smirked as she watched Kate join Victoria and Rosalie

"What's your excuse?"

"I'm a coven leader"

"Bullshit"

"Well of course, and my partners are taken"

"Bitch, what am I?"

"But who's going to listen out for the body shots?"

"...Tanya, in case you haven't noticed; we're vampires"

"So….?"

"We'd hear them announce it, if they whispered it"

"...oh. Yeah, you're right. Come on. Someone gave Rosalie glow sticks and I want in" Tanya announced as she dragged Anna into the fray. Intent to locate and then acquire several glow sticks for her own use.

Anna just wanted to know when the fuck Rosalie got so good at twirling things when she was sure the blonde in question had neer twirled anything like that in her entire existence. Also, when the fuck had she obtained so many?


The boat docked just after 1 in the morning and they were all decently buzzed.

Alice, Charlotte, and Irina were covered in glitter from a glitter shower none of them quite recalled being anywhere near.

Rosalie, Tanya, and Kate had enough glow sticks and glow necklaces to start their own store on the beach right then and there.

Victoria and Anna were more concerned in securing the giant inflatable gorilla and dolphin from the on boat pool.

"Where are we going?" Kate hummed. For a 1000 and plus year old vampire, she was awful mesmerized by the glow sticks in her hand.

"War!" Alice declared as she danced across the sand

"War?" Charlotte questioned

It was not necessarily her cup of tea on how to continue the night but she was feeling a little feisty and she'd happily cut a bitch if that's where the night took them.

"Hmmm? Oh no, that's not right. I mean wardrobe change" Alice giggled

"Taxi" Tanya nodded as they flagged down one of the many waiting to pick people up

The taxi driver looked like he'd just been told he'd won a million dollars as the girls piled into his car. Which is why he didn't bother telling them that they couldn't bring the inflatables into the car or even blink an eye at the mess they'd make with all that damn glitter.

No one would believe him though, he never got this lucky. He always got the drunks that could barely keep their heads straight and were far too old to be upset when a girl or guy young enough to be their child turned them down.

He pulled up in front of their hotel, the W, they were rich girls and he heavily doubted they'd say yes to his one request.

"Will you wait for us? You can keep the meter running" Anna questioned as she liberated her inflatable dolphin from the car

"Sure, under one condition" he nodded eagerly

"Tanya, quick flash him" Anna declared as she waved the strawberry-blonde over

"Did he ask for my tits specifically?" Tanya frowned as she made her way over hands at the ready

"No, no flashing. I just want a picture"

"A picture of my tits?"

"No just a group picture of all of us together"

"Oh, who's taking this?" Tanya questioned waving the taximan's phone around curiously

"It has a timer, right?" Alice chirped as she glanced over at the wide eyed man who was contemplating why he'd turned down someone that attractive and willing to show them off

"Yeah, a timer" 3 pictures later he was waving bye to the 8 girls who had somewhere along the line of the picture taking had decided that his name was Craig.

Who the hell was he to correct them?


They reappeared less than an hour later, dressed and ready for a night of club hopping in Miami.

One stop to at a 24 hour shipping place to ship off all of their clothes and spoils of the night and then they were off. He didn't ask despite the one he learned to be Alice mumbling about saving the treasure from the pirates.

He dropped them off after being tipped an extra hundred and watched them walk straight into a club despite the obnoxiously long line waiting outside. No one even batted an eye at the sight and he chuckled in wonder of it all. Some people just had life a whole lot easier when they looked like something out of a wet dream.

Three minutes into their first club and Rosalie and Tanya had once again gained several glow sticks,

"What is it with them and glow sticks?" Anna questioned

"I don't know….oh sparkles. Char, sparkles" Alice chirped already dragging a willing Irina through crowds towards the glitter foam pit

"Dance?" Victoria grinned

"Yes" Kate nodded as she dragged both Victoria and Anna into the bumping and grinding bodies. At the very epicenter was Tanya and Rosalie, twirling glow sticks and grinding to their heart's content against one another.

Rosalie loved the colors of the twirling glow sticks. They reminded her of Bella in some round about way. It was like her own personal strobe light show, all of it so pretty. She wanted to paint Bella in rainbows and have her twirl around. They could always have their own private pride parade.

The drinks of course readily flowed though no one noticed that it had long gone past the point that anyone human could drink and still be alive. They were all now caught up in the lust inducing haze of what, essentially 4, succubi could do when they released their inhibitions on the unsuspecting humans around. Carlisle told Jasper and Bella not to induce orgies, he said nothing about Tanya, Kate, Irina, and Rosalie. Clearly he forgot that disco club in 72' when they had gotten awful close and they'd been stone cold sober. A mistake as they often forgot Rosalie's own status as succubi was a little ambiguous.


They only managed to make it through 4 clubs before it was far too late….or too early to keep going.

Charlotte had been wrong though, vampires couldn't just get buzzed. They could get awful fucking close to being plastered. It was one hell of a sight to truly behold.

Which is why Rosalie was currently hotwiring a car since Irina lost the keys,

"I can' believe you lost the keys" Tanya huffed

"I can't believe you're naked" Irina huffed. No one was sure when the coven leader had lost her dress but sure enough, they'd looked up to see Tanya covered in glow stick and necklaces and no dress

"...don't change the subject"

"Got it" Rosalie huffed as she sat up, the car now purring to life as they pulled off in the black Escalade…and ignoring the police sirens.

Music blasting as they continued to drive, heading straight for the airport.

"Ugh, damn cops are stuck behind us. Pull over Rose" Anna grunted as she waved them on by

"Great. Now they stopped" Kate huffed

"Guess we can go then" Victoria shrugged as she waved her blonde sister onward

"What the hell?" Alice grumped as the police cars started following them again

The thoughts journey was slow as it made its way to the forefront of Charlotte's mind as she watched the sirens flash,

"Craig!" the southern vampire declared triumphantly

"Who the fuck is Craig?" Victoria grunted

"Huh?...Oh. He's uh….our taxi driver"

"Our taxi driver? Why would we need him….if...we...have….a car…?" Rosalie mumbled as realization slowly dawned on her

"We stole a car" Anna mumbled

"And now the cops are chasing us" Irina mumbled

"And I'm naked" Tanya declared

"Why are you naked?"

"Don't make this about me"

"Should we pull over?"

"Are you drunk?" Victoria demanded

"Probably" Irina nodded with wide eyes

"All of you shut up" Rosalie hissed.

The blonde glanced in the rearview mirror. They were honestly getting chased by the cops in the wee hours of the morning in Miami. If they pulled over, there was a lot they couldn't account for such as their lack of fingerprints because they were definitely going to jail. She was supposed to be getting married tomorrow. They would not make it out in time. She wondered who the fucks bright idea it was to allow vampires to get drunk and more importantly, how did eight fucking vampires accidently steal a car? How did eight vampires simply forget they didn't have a car to begin with and then proceed to not notice they were being chased by cops? How the fuck did Tanya lose her clothes and no one notice? Why was Alice still fucking dancing?

"Bridge" Rosalie mumbled

"Bridge?" Anna questioned

"We find a bridge and we swim home...right?" Victoria questioned

"...Yeah" the blonde nodded. No one needed to know her plan was to imitate a bridge troll until they could slip away.

They ended up on the Macarthur Causeway,

"Jump on 3?" Irina questioned.

All were poised to jump out the now open car doors and into the water below,

"Sounds good" Alice nodded eagerly

"Wrong way sugar" Charlotte mumbled as she turned the pixie of a vampire around

"Right….sound good. Let's jump!" Alice declared before she was leaping out the moving car

"That wasn't 3 you bitch" Irina hissed as they all quickly followed the plummeting and giggling pixie into the water below.

"They fucking jumped" Officer Laz mumbled in awe

"Best call the Coast Guards" Officer Ryans mumbled as he grabbed the radio

"Also that car is still going" Officer Laz noted off handedly as he watched the water to see if any of them would resurface

"Son of a bitch. Laz go!" Officer Ryans shouted as the car continued to speed on. It was clearly decelerating but wouldn't be stopping anytime soon unless it hit something.


Vampires were much like animals in many cases. Including the ability to find their way places when they were injured or distressed. Which was a good thing because they didn't even begin to sober up until they were exiting the water to quickly dart across Nicaragua before re-entering the water to continue their swim back to Alaska.

If there was ever a time where Rosalie wanted to simply just turn around and bury herself alive, it was the moment they returned home to owl eyed Carlisle, Esme, Eleazar, and Carmen,

"Wh….Why…..is Tanya naked?" Carmen questioned

"Better yet, why do you have clothes on?" Tanya challenged

"I…..like them?"

"Are you sure about that?"

"Okay then, why are all of you wet?" Carlisle questioned

"That's none of your business, you're mated" Kate stated matter o' factly

"...huh?"

"You heard me, dirty old man"

"You're older than me"

"Then you shouldn't question your elders" Kate huffed

Seizing the opportunity as they were all too confused to continue the conversation they all darted upstairs. All eager to shower, change, and never speak of that night again.

"Best Bachelorette night….ever" Rosalie mumbled once they were all safely piled into Alice and Jasper's room.

"Hands down" Alice giggled

"How do you think Bella and the boys did?" Anna questioned curiously

"Worse" Victoria noted without missing a beat. At their wildest she was sure they wouldn't hold a flame to Bella and the boys.

"Without a doubt"


They were running,

"I want that ass" a gruff voice declared from behind

"You leave me alone" Emmett screamed.