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Warning: This stuff is rated R! If you don't like this stuff then don't read it!

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YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT, EVEN IF I TOLD YOU

Chapter 2

The Vampire

"What the hell are you doing Ross?" Hermione yelled.

"Put simply, I'm going to shag you, then I'm going to kill you," Ross said.

"Fuck you!" Hermione exclaimed.

"You're going to do what I say, or you'll end up dead, lying somewhere in the forest where no one can find you," Ross ordered.

Hermione glared at him and bit her lip.

"Now...lie down," Ross ordered.

Hermione bit her lip harder and laid down on the bed of moss.

"Good, now hold on one second," Ross said, then took off his clothes.

Hermione shut her eyes.

A naked Ross sat on top of her and started undoing the complicated tie up in the back of her dress. He finally got the backing undone and pulled the first part of her dress off exposing her bra. Ross looked at her greedily before proceeding. He kissed her roughly and undid the clasp on her bra.

What it just her or did she hear footsteps?

Ross obviously didn't hear the footsteps because he was now kissing his way down her neck.

Suddenly Hermione saw a dark shape dash from one bush to another. Hermione felt her heart rate speed up. Was it someone from the village? Or was it a vampire? Agatha had taught her what to do in these cases...fight! But it just so happened that she was in the middle of the forest on Death Mountain with Ross sitting on top of her with a knife in his hand.

Hermione was taken from her thought because Ross was now sucking on her nipple. She fought back the urge to call him a 'Pigeon faced mother fucking no good dirty whore-perverted bitch' and tried to see where the shadow was now.

Instead of a shadow, she saw a pair of yellow glowing eyes staring at her from a bush about ten feet away.

There's someone over there Ross," Hermione whispered.

"Shut up," Ross said. Then he put his hand down her dress and slipped in her underwear.

"Ross! There really is someone there!" Hermione exclaimed.

Ross still paid no attention to her.

Hermione screamed.

Ross slapped her across the face. Hard. Then turned around. He screamed as well.

Standing there was...a vampire!

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Well, this is chapter 2...a little dirty and naughty at some times but...your comments please!