Disclaimer: Don't own Criminal Minds...story of my life l
"Listen kid, your probably the strongest one of all of us." Gideon said, randomly appearing, cuz he's Gideon…Don't fuck with that.
"Yay!" Reid exclaimed.
"With great power comes great responsibility." Gideon said.
"YAY-Wait…That's from Spiderman!" Reid pointed out.
"Yeah, whatever…I'm pretty sure there's no copyright." Gideon shrugged.
"Yeahhh…Okay then, um. Yeah." Morgan said.
"Wow JJ, once again you point out…you're a total bitch." Elle said.
"Yeah! What did Reid ever do to you!?" Hotch asked.
"I told you! She's just pissy he took her fanboys." Gideon said…Appearing again.
"THAT WAS A SECRET!" JJ yelled.
"She's probably also pissed that we would have had Reid here over her when he was kidnapped by the Jesus freak." Elle said, whispering to Hotch…But loud enough for Miss Bitchy pants to hear.
"I heard that!" JJ yelled at Elle.
"And...your point? not like it wasn't a lie or anything." Elle told JJ.
"So, Reid listen to me...JJ is pratically the root of all evil, but whatever she says about you being a creepy freako or not hitting puberty yet, don't let it bother you, she's just a huge twat, kid." Gideon said to Reid.
"Actually, I was wondering if you could call me "young grasshopper" rather than "kid." Reid told Gideon.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO LISTEN TO THAT FUCK HEAD!?" JJ said, refuring to Reid.
"I'm not sure what a "fuck head" is,
JJ...but I'm pretty sure if you look it up in the dictionary, you'll
find your name under the definition." Morgan said cooly.
"You
guys act like I'm fucking satan's child!" JJ
screamed.
"Actually, let me correct you there, you are satan, not the child of satan." Gideon told JJ.
"Wow. You guys are ridiculous! Go suck a fuck!" JJ yelled.
"Because it's really cool to steal lines from Donnie Darko, JJ" Morgan said, rolling his eyes.
"That's really original of you, can't even think of your own insults, so you steal them from a movie." Elle added.
"But Gideon used a Spiderman quote when he was talking to Reid!" JJ said, trying to defend herself.
"Well, Gideon practically owns your life, so it's okay for him to steal quotes from movies. As for you, you're a...how you say "fuck head" so...you lose at life." Morgan said.
"I dont even know why I talk to you guys..." JJ thought aloud.
"Please, do us a favor and stop talking to us all together." Elle replied, putting her hand out to do the "talk to the hand" motion.
