(Player 1 is in lumbridge square)

Player 1: Press 123 if you want 6 million gp.

Player 2: 123

Player 3: 123

Player 4: 123

Player 5: Don't fall for it, people, he's scamming you.

Player 1: If I was scamming you, then would I do this?

(Player 1 drops money on the floor, player 6 immediately picks it up.)

Player 6: Woot! You noob, you gave me ...

(Player 1 smiles)

Player 6: 6 ... gp.

Player 5; Told you.

Player 1: I'll trade you the other 999,994 gp, all it will cost you is three dwarf cannons and 10 g mauls.

Player 6: What the ...! Ok, then.

(Player 6 runs off to get equipment. Everyone in lumbridge bangs their head.)

LATER ON

(Player 6 returns)

Player 6: Ok, here is the stuff you wanted, mate

Noobletino, wants to trade with you, Player 1

(Player 1 trades with him.)

Dwarf cannon x 3, g maul x 10, trade for 999gp

Accept trade

Player 6: Thanks, but ... wait a minute! You only gave me 1k!

Player 1: If you want, you can have the other ... 998,995 gp.

Player 6: Ooh, ok then.

Player 1: You have to get me 17 runite full armour.

Player 6: Okey dokey.

(All of lumbridge slap their heads again.)

EVEN LATER ON - NOOBLETINO FINALLY RETURNS

Player 6: Ok, there's the runite armour, so, can I have the money, please?

Player 1: Yes, here you go.

Player 6; Hey, you only gave me 1 gp this time.

Player 5: Don't accept his next offer, player-

Player 7: Don't worry fellow, I'll give you 10 million pounds, absolutely free.

Player 6: Ooh, okay.

Player 1: I'll give you a level 130 account instead.

Player 7: Oh, ok then.

Player 1: Noobletino, get the man a level 130 account.

Player 6: If you give me the rest of my money.

Player 1: Ok, but this is your last payment.

Player 6: Woot, I got the 998,994 gp. That means I have the 6 million gp.

Player 7: You had another 5 million, 1006 gp?

(Player 6 is silent. He looks at Player 1.)

Player 6: Scammer, I'm reporting you.

You have been reported for scamming a stupid noob who doesn't know maths. Get out of runescape, you bum.

SOME TIME, IN A MONTH, WHEN PLAYER 1's NEW ACCOUNT ESTABLISHES CONTACT WITH PLAYER 7

Player 7: Have you got that account yet?

Player 1: No, I haven't found someone to get it yet.

Player 8: Ooh-ooh, I'll get the account for you! What do I have to do?

Player 1: Hmm ...

(Player 1 smiles)