(Player 1 is in lumbridge square)
Player 1: Press 123 if you want 6 million gp.
Player 2: 123
Player 3: 123
Player 4: 123
Player 5: Don't fall for it, people, he's scamming you.
Player 1: If I was scamming you, then would I do this?
(Player 1 drops money on the floor, player 6 immediately picks it up.)
Player 6: Woot! You noob, you gave me ...
(Player 1 smiles)
Player 6: 6 ... gp.
Player 5; Told you.
Player 1: I'll trade you the other 999,994 gp, all it will cost you is three dwarf cannons and 10 g mauls.
Player 6: What the ...! Ok, then.
(Player 6 runs off to get equipment. Everyone in lumbridge bangs their head.)
LATER ON
(Player 6 returns)
Player 6: Ok, here is the stuff you wanted, mate
Noobletino, wants to trade with you, Player 1
(Player 1 trades with him.)
Dwarf cannon x 3, g maul x 10, trade for 999gp
Accept trade
Player 6: Thanks, but ... wait a minute! You only gave me 1k!
Player 1: If you want, you can have the other ... 998,995 gp.
Player 6: Ooh, ok then.
Player 1: You have to get me 17 runite full armour.
Player 6: Okey dokey.
(All of lumbridge slap their heads again.)
EVEN LATER ON - NOOBLETINO FINALLY RETURNS
Player 6: Ok, there's the runite armour, so, can I have the money, please?
Player 1: Yes, here you go.
Player 6; Hey, you only gave me 1 gp this time.
Player 5: Don't accept his next offer, player-
Player 7: Don't worry fellow, I'll give you 10 million pounds, absolutely free.
Player 6: Ooh, okay.
Player 1: I'll give you a level 130 account instead.
Player 7: Oh, ok then.
Player 1: Noobletino, get the man a level 130 account.
Player 6: If you give me the rest of my money.
Player 1: Ok, but this is your last payment.
Player 6: Woot, I got the 998,994 gp. That means I have the 6 million gp.
Player 7: You had another 5 million, 1006 gp?
(Player 6 is silent. He looks at Player 1.)
Player 6: Scammer, I'm reporting you.
You have been reported for scamming a stupid noob who doesn't know maths. Get out of runescape, you bum.
SOME TIME, IN A MONTH, WHEN PLAYER 1's NEW ACCOUNT ESTABLISHES CONTACT WITH PLAYER 7
Player 7: Have you got that account yet?
Player 1: No, I haven't found someone to get it yet.
Player 8: Ooh-ooh, I'll get the account for you! What do I have to do?
Player 1: Hmm ...
(Player 1 smiles)
