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Warning: Contains very OOC pissed and swearing Miria. Contains swearing.
Omake 2: Merry Christmas and a Pissed off Miria
Sitting around a fireplace in the middle of the woods, the Warriors of the North were enjoying the calm night. The December air was crisp and chilly not that any of the warriors were affected by such. Miria was discussing their vacation due to Christmas.
Helen: "Yes!"
Deneve: "Excited, I see"
Helen: "Of course! It's Christmas!" *dances around* "Present time, present time!"
Cynthia: "You know Helen, we aren't going to get presents"
Helen: "Yes we are"
Clare: "No we aren't. None of us have money to buy things for each other"
Helen: "I know that"
Tabitha: "... Then how are we going to get presents if we aren't buying them for each other?"
Undine: "It's not like the humans will give us anything"
Veronica: "We also cannot make anything of sorts"
Helen: "Yes I know all that!"
Yuma: "Then... What are you talking about Helen"
Jean: "You aren't going to steal anything are you?"
Miria: "I will personal take it upon myself to punish you if you do so"
Flora: "We are all confused. Explain please Helen"
Helen: "We can just set up a tree and Santa will give us our gifts!"
*all the warriors turn to stare at Helen*
Tabitha: "... Um... Helen... You're joking right?"
Helen: *blinks* "What do you mean?"
*absolute silence*
Undine: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA" *doubles over having trouble breathing*
Miria: *slowly rubs her temples quietly muttering* "A few more days Miria, just a few more days"
Clare/Deneve/Tabitha: *face-palm*
Jean: "...Helen... There isn't really an easy way to break this to you... But..."
Helen: "But what?"
Undine: "Santa isn't real you idiot!" *laughing hysterically*
Helen: "... Huh? You're lying! Santa is real!"
Clare: "Helen, we're only speaking the truth"
Veronica: "Who knew you were so childish" *sighs*
Helen: "Shut up! Shut up! Shut UP!"
Deneve: "Helen..."
Helen: "Santa's real!"
Flora: "Helen, you are no longer a child. Accept reality"
Yuma: "Helen..."
Helen: "Gah! Just shut up!" *places her hands over her ears* "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
Undine: "Stop being a piss off"
Helen: "LALALALALALALALALA!"
Undine: "Helen you bastard"
Miria: *growls very quietly* "All of you shut up"
Undine: "HELEN!"
Flora: "Undine-san, yelling will not help"
Undine: "What the hell am I suppose to do then!"
Deneve: "Calm down, Undine"
Clare: "No need to let the air go to your head... Though it seems its already been filled with some"
Undine: "What was that Forty-seven!" *seething as she draws her sword*
Jean: *steps in front of Clare* "Do not, Undine"
Undine: "Get the fuck outa my way Jean!"
Cynthia: "Please see reason, Helen!"
Helen: "LALALALALALALA!"
Tabitha: "Goddammit Rubber Arms shut up!"
Yuma: "Tabitha!"
Amidst the chaos no one but Flora and Veronica noticed Miria's Yoki slowly rising. Sparing a glance at each other, the two warriors fled the scene
Undine: "YOU KNOW WH-"
Undine's sentence was abruptly cut off as Miria drove her head into the ground. Literally. All talking ceased as the remaining eight warriors stared at their leader.
Miria: "One day, JUST ONE FUCKING DAY YOU IDIOTS CAN'T STOP ARGUING? DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO DEAL WITH YOUR CONSTANT FIGHTING OF ABSOULTE SHIT? I CAN ONLY TAKE SO FUCKING MUCH!"
As Miria rambled and rambled the warriors huddled together fearfully shrinking as their leader ranted at them. Undine who had been the first victim was rooted to the spot too afraid to move. Meanwhile, Flora and Veronica were watching from the sidelines hiding behind trees fearfully.
Deneve: "Woah, calm down Miri-"
The dual-sword warrior said no more as her leader sent her flying into Helen. The situation would have been hysterical if not for the fact of the fuming Miria standing before the warriors. Deneve had indeed flown. Yes, her butt smack right into Helen's face. The two were painfully clutching their sore body parts and we blushing as well.
Miria: "WHO'S NEXT?"
Everyone was silent.
Miria: "NOW GET YOUR ASSES TO WORK AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A PEEP OUT OF ANY OF YOU OR ELSE. UNDERSTOOD?"
All the warriors shook their heads vigorously. Even Helen, whose nose was bleeding profusely.
With that being said, Miria finally got to relax for the first time in seven long years and had a quiet vacation.
Though that couldn't be said for Deneve and Helen as Deneve's butt was broken and Helen's nose due to Deneve's butt colliding into her face. It would be the butt of all jokes to come. In more ways than one.
LOL XD
Here's a humorous chapter for everyone XD Hope you liked it!
Happy Holidays and Merry/Happy -Whatever you celebrate!
Kuroui~
