Woot, second one today. Now it's bedtime.
Title: Divination and Potheads
Characters: Yachiru, Ikkaku, and Ichigo
Summary: Yachiru gets some new ideas from the Human World...
Inspired by: Popped up in the shower :)
A/N: :D Just a little something fun. Oh, and feel free to give me ideas. You never know, I might just run out.
Yachiru is mumbling to herself as she perches on Ikkaku's shoulders, examing his head with her hands.
Jab. "Oh Baldy! Look, I see a lollipop! That means…that you're gonna buy me lotsa candy later!" Then she goes back to examining. Ikkaku lip twitches.
Jab. "Baldy Baldy Baldy! I found a flower! Hmm…" Yachiru scratches her head in thought. "Aha! That means your first baby is gonna be a girl...with pink hair! Just like me!" A vein starts throbbing in Ikkaku's head.
Yachiru goes back to searching, this time for a few minutes. Then she gasps and gives him an extra hard jab.
"Oh no, Baldy, I see a black dog, oh no, oh no, oh no!" She swings around and stares him in the eyes. "Y'know what that means? It means you're gonna die!"
Ikkaku turns an even deeper shade of red, and then he explodes. Spittle comes flying out and Yachiru goes soaring off of him.
"DAMMIT ICHIGO YOU BASTARD! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GIVE HER ANYMORE OF YOUR DAMN HENRY POTHEAD THE MAGICIAN MOVIES TO WATCH!"
By this time, Ichigo is doubled over in laughter. He can barely breathe. "It's—Harry—Potter," he gasps, eyes tearing up. "Not—pothead."
Yachiru jumps over his shoulder happily. "And Alby Dummelders too!"
