Character list: Jayfeather and Luna( OC by Dragnerz)

Guest: N/A

Camera: Lionblaze

Teleprompter: Larka(sight)

Lights: Otulissa(GGH)

Interviewees: The author!

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Jayfeather: Hi , annoying readers !

Luna: Please don't make readers hate us!

Dragnerz: are you making my character look bad?

Mosshadow: yeah, like I would do that?

Tigerstar: you would.

Mosshadow: what the heck are you doing here?

Tigerstar: oh just looking at various addresses of certain, females.....

Luna: *twitch*.

Jayfeather: get off the stage so we can get on with this mini episode.

Tigerstar and Dragnerz leave.

Mosshadow: Okay since we need more reviews , I'm just quickly writing this self interview fic.

Luna: Self-interview? Aren't we doing the interview.

Jayfeather: He's the author so he can do what ever crap comes to him to us. I hate my real authors too. They made me blind and made my sister crazy and my brother has anger problems and …..

Luna and the entire crew: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....

Erins: shut it!

Jayfeather: okay lets interview this stupid fanfiction writer and go home.

Mosshadow: yes please!

Breezepelt: who wants this pie.

Lionblaze: oooo! ME! *eats*

Breezepelt: I didn't bake it yet!

Lionblaze: ARK!*dies from food posioning.

Luna: oh shoot the camera guy's dead!

Jayfeather: *zaps lion blaze with remote*

Lionblaze: I LIVE!

Mosshadow: ahem!

Jayfeather: okay. First question, do you like writing fanfiction?

Mosshadow: um no duh. If I didn't what would I be doing here?

Luna: do you like to read fanfiction?

Mosshadow: *twitch* Who made these questions?

Firestar: ME!

Mosshadow: explains a lot...

Luna: Do you like creating Ocs?

Mosshadow: sorta, haven't made many of those yet. But using Ocs in Jayfeather Talk is fun. Remember Wildpath ?

Jayfeather: *twitch*

Mosshadow: And using Luna is pretty fun to. She's has a mild temper and is respectful. Can't wait to see her next chapter.

Luna: thanks. What are your favorite types of fanfiction to write about?

Mosshadow: I bet everyone knows this already but it's Humor and adventure. Humor is fun, because you can get a good laugh out of it and people don't feel depressed if someone dies, because when they die it's funny! When I write I Killed Them all or help with Horror stories like The Mistake I kinda feel depressed as I plan out the deaths of various important characters.

Larka(in control room): man , I bet I'm next....(*Cough*sneak peek*Cough*)

Otulissa(control room): glad Moss doesn't actively write GGH stories.

Jayfeather: what's your favorite fanfiction?

Mosshadow: Well I really like the Pact By The Kerl and I like A scarred Face and a Torn Heart by Liza Taylor. My favorite of them all right now is The Freak Tiger Sheik in the TLK section. It was rather depressing but had strong views of hate and love and darkness and evil. Just too many flash backs though.. I liked Liza Taylor's fic because it's about Brightheart who is one of my favs and lots of kills! It's rather scary how much destruction one cat can cause. The Pact is a great story because it contrasts views of good and evil. It's also about almost all of my favorite Sight characters and the style is very accurate to the original book. The little voices in Fell's head get rather annoying though. Strangely all of the three include characters having internal struggles with their dark side. Funny stories that go somewhere with out randomness are great from Tearthgril I loved her OC T. For comedy I loved Special Interview LIVE By Peridot Tears. It was hilarious and funny but that author can be such a pervert and so are the reviewers! One guy sent in an entire paragraph about owl reproduction.! Geez! *shivers and collapses from the horror*.

Luna: are you okay?*pours buckets of water*.

Mosshadow: *coughs* thanks, lets move on.

Jayfeather: what is your favorite section?

Mosshadow: Warriors of course! And the Lion King. The Warriors section has a steady flow of fics and they are generally good quality. They have great parodies with Game shows. The Lion King section is kinda weird because on one end you have all these little ten year olds who can't write for their life putting ridiculous plots up that have as much sensibility as Darkstripe.

Audience: HA HA!

Darkstripe: HAH HA, why am I laughing?(Tigerstar wackes him with a baseball bat) HEY why did ya do that for ? *Whack*

Tigerstar: it's fun! And I got the addresses of all these females!

Darkstripe: Ooooooh let's have fun!

Mosshadow: --and on the other end there are the high schoolers who write insanely long and insanely emotional high quality fiction that trumps most Warriors and Sight writers.

Luna: and of the Harry Potter and Twilight archives?

Mosshadow: TWILIGHT ? AHHHH ! Just kidding Twilight fans.

Twilight fans: KILL HIM !!!

Mosshadow: *ducks rocks*.

Jayfeather: *presses button*

The twilight fans are suddenly wrapped in a huge steel net.

Edward : I'll save you my loyal fans! *gets shot by Lionblaze* ACK NO !

Lionblaze: ha ha!

Mosshadow: I've never read Twilight and I don't plan to. I've looked at that section though. It's mostly oneshots and little alternate ending. I wasn't interested. I tried flaming a bad one but my computer jammed.

Bella: It must've been my awesomeness!

Mosshadow: *rolls eyes* And for some reason I just never felt like reading Harry Potter fanfiction.

Jayfeather: So then , who are your favorite Protagonist and Antagonists to write about?

Mosshadow: well rather obviously, and it seems many things I telling you guys are obvious, that Jayfeather is my favorite to write about as a Protagonist. He's negative, pessimistic and emo so that makes him great for a parody like this.

Jayfeather: I'm not emo*hides cutting knife*.

Mosshadow: and then writing About Brightheart is fun because I pity her and she has a nice story to tell in The pain of wounds which I gave to Brightclaw to write. For antagonists my favorite to write about Is Morgra from the Sight, because she's aggressive and cunning. Because later she became a protagonist I get to write about her as both depending on the time period. On Jayfeather Talk I just hurt her for no apparent reason. Then I like to write about Fell--

Fell: I hate it when you write about me! You're gonna make me kill-

Mosshadow: shut up! - and as I was saying I like to write-

Larka: You're gonna make him kill-

Mosshadow: stop! Don't give away the plot of IKTA!

Morgra: Hey, am I going to-

Mosshadow: don't ruin the suspense you morons or you guys are gonna get it in Return from beyond...

Larka: oh shoot , if he gets angry he'll probably*whisper*.

Morgra: I don't thinks he'll have the world end, were supposed to save it so it wouldn't please readers...

Mosshadow: and I like writing about*glares at the three so they don't interrupt* because he's compassionate , quiet and caring. And he makes a great character for –

Random StarClan cat: AHHH THE stalkers are coming for me!

Palla(Sight): Omigod their coming for me!

Strix Struma(GGH): Dang they're still stalking me!

Tigerstar and Several Dark Forest villains are running after several females.

Spottedleaf: dang, haven't you gotten over me yet?

Fell: Get away from my mother you *bleep**Rips Darkstripe into two.

Darkstripe's head: AHH wheres my body!

Darkstripe's Body: Yippee! I'm divorced from my head! *does Scottish dance*

Fell: *jaw drop*

Clawface: WTF!

Tigerstar: come'er liddle Spottedleafy....

Spottedleaf : Thats it! I hate you b*bleep*d .

She pulls out a bunch of bananas.

Everyone: huh?

She shoved them down Tigerstar's throat until he chokes to death.

Tigerstar: why must all parodies involve me being killed in epically humiliating ways?

Mosshadow: ack, Lets end and get outta here.

Luna: Touche!

Mosshadow: and remember to review! And read my other stories cause I just updated almost everything last night! Especially Return from Beyond the Red Meadow! Thats one's the best! And thanks to those who have reviewed! BYE

Clawface: can I go on a date with you Spotty?

Spottedleaf: *pulls out magnum*

Clawface: Please?

Sound of gunfire.......

The end.

And thanks to Fanfiction lover4444 and Dsrox for reviewing IKTA and japaneseGirl388, hockey10 and Darkangel783 for reviewing Return... And letting me write is as a sequel.

And I'm now co-author with Hockey10 for The Mistake! Thanks Hockey10!