That's right, an update of this series. Now just so you know, this one may give you nightmares and turn you off sex forever haha. Also, if you read it, you'll notice that there's some hints of A Very Potter Musical.
Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, the books would be about Fred and George Weasley.
Headmaster looking for a Master
Headmaster of Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore is searching for love. This over-excentric, million year old Gandalf look-alike wants someone to dominate him so that he knows what it's like to be manipulated. Although giving up his control is the last thing he wants to do, he believes that his wannabe Merlin-esque powers can keep his Master from hurting him except for when he wants. With his white 30 foot long beard, his twinkling blue eyes that make him look like a meth head, and his very outrageous, unmanly colorful robes, this Grindelwald ex-lover is quite the catch. To contact, grab a broom and ride on to Hogwarts.
Comes included with a life-time supply of lemon drops and a poster of Zefron (Zac Efron).
So I'll update tomorrow and that one will be about Remus Lupin.
