"Hey guys it's The Radish and please comment an send I'm requests! Oh yeah and im sorry i dont know much about poker. Takeshi Morinozuka for the win!"
Chapter 2
It was a lovely afternoon nap for Honny while Mori sat drinking tea watching over the little boy. The white room had the French glass windows open to let the breeze blow in from the rose garden. There was a light jingle from small bunny wind chime. Mori closed his eyes and took a deep breath, while exhaling his eyes opened and he smiled at the sleeping boy. Then his phone rang.
"Morinozuka." "This is HQ, we have a mission for you." "I can't now. I'm watching the boy." "We'll send in a Substitute. Only you can complete this assignment." "I'm afraid I have to decline." "It involves him..." "You don't mean..." "We have a lead on miss Iliana. If we recall you and she..." "That was a long time ago." "The facts are she will only go if you take her. If you continue to refuse we will send you to a new host family and don't think you can quit on us." Mori looked at the little boy in a blissful dream, "Alright. I'll head out now." "That's what we Like to hear." they hung up.
Mori took one last glance at his beloved Honny and went out the door where a car was waiting for him. "So where are you taking me?" the driver handed him a folder. "Monte Carlo... It's been a while." Also in the folder were instructions. They parked near a black private plane with the words Decoy Night.
He got on the plane and was off to the skies. A cute stuartess came up to him, "Can I get you anything?" "No." She walked off dead inside while he gazed out the window, "Be safe." hours later they were over a crystal clear ocean. A man came over with a parachute, "Now rumor has it Koro Shizune will make an appearance and his lackeys are waiting for you at the landing sight... So you'll have to jump." "This won't be the first time, very well." he put on a wet suit and parachute and went for it.
He climbed up a cliff after taking off the parachute. Once at the top he saw people crowding into a hotel for a gambling party. He unzipped the wet suit and was wearing a slick black tux, and looking very fine I might add! He walked to the door where a man in black greeted him, "The password?" Mori adjusted his bow tie, "Mm." he grunted. The man stepped aside, "Enjoy the party."
There was a poker table and Mori cooly sat down with a stoic expression, "Deal me in." a bush comes over the crowd as Koro Shizune comes in, "Ah Morinozuka! Welcome, what exactly are you doing here?" "I could ask you the sane thing. Last I heard your in hiding from the government." "Very nice, and being the loyal dog you are you'll rat me out?" "That depends. What do you know about a girl named Iliana?" The crowd gasped. "We don't speak much of her, but I've heard that she's swimming with the fishes... Like you'll be!" Koro yelled pulling out a gun. His goons did the same and bullets went everywhere.
Then a salsa song came on and Mori smiled a totally sexy Kyoya esk smile, "I love this song." he started to tap his feet to himself. Then bullets went flying his way. He dodged them all with fluid body motion. He jumped onto The long table when a huge guy picked it up and threw it in the air with him still on it. Plates and glasses went in the air and crashed on the floor while Mori elegantly did a back flip onto the upper floor from mid air and fought a good 20 men all at once. Then he came face to face with Koro Shizune holding a 47, "Well well that was quite a show you put on. You know those men were expensive?" "Put it on my tab," he replied jumping off the floor onto the chandelier. It broke under the weight and crashed onto some more goons.
The rest went running after him when he was pulled into a secret room behind a statue of a glaring bear.
The woman had a white face with blond short hair. "Well well..." he said. "It's been quite some time hasn't it Mori?" she had a French accent. "Yes it has.. Iliana," he said pulling off her face and wig, Well she had a mask if the face thing sounded weird. "I should slap you for that!" "But you won't." "Youre right... You're just that charming. So why did you really come to see me?" "HQ." she turned around, "You know I said I would never go back there." "But you have to." she spun around on her heel and held his chin as Tamaki would with a girl but it was more threatening, "Let me guess. For The boy?" "Mm." she let go, "There you are grunting again! What is that? No the grunting i can handle, but what I can't handle is that you left me standing at the alter so you could go take care of a child! Je vous hais! Je ne peux pas vous tenir! Je ne sais pas pourquoi j'ai toujours voulu dormir avec vous!" "There's no need for that kind of language." "I was ready to be yours!" "Too bad im already his." "You didn't!" "Didnt I?" "Fine. I'll go... But only because it's you asking!"
"Great any ideas how to get out of here?" "Yeah just give me a second," she ran up and kissed him, "There now we're even!" she walked up to a wall, "This place used to be an abandoned castle so there are secret passages all over." She moved a large brick out of the way, "come along." they went down a few corridors until they ended up in a sewer, "We'll be out soon enough," she said reaching above her to lift up a sewage lid. They stepped out where Koro was waiting.
"Well Well We-" Iliana kicked him in the Jaw. "Run!" Mori bashed in the heads of a few guys and followed quickly behind her. They ducked and dodged until they came across the Decoy Night Plane. He saw more and more men coming after them. He knew they wouldnt both make it so I he pulled her in and gave her a real black and white movie ending kiss and said, "Iliana s'assurer que vous ne regardez pas en arrière." Her eyes widened as her pushed her onto the plane as yelled to the pilot, "Take off!" the plane started up and lifted up from the ground while Iliana yelled, "Mori! You son of a dog leaving me again! I'll never forgive you if you die!" he smirked and turned to face head on near 50 men with guns in the cold night.
"Honny... I won't go easy on them," he said to himself running at the mob.
