Disclaimers: Nope. Don't own Krad. This, on the other hand… came from reading live journals for the Lord of the Rings. Wow, amazing.
Warnings: The same. Just… very strange. Trust me on this one.
Now we have his TYPICAL day, which is actually different from his CHASE DARK day, which will probably be the next page. Which means I have to write it up soon. Anyway, hope you enjoy… somewhat.
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Page One: Typical Day
6:30am
Wake up for no reason at all. Nothing happening. Go back to sleep.
Still haven't found way to successfully rid of Niwa clan or Dark.
7:00am
Hear alarm go off and host turns it off. Have to wait for half an hour before anything happens. His brain is too slow to hold any sort of normal conversation.
Continue plotting for no reason.
7:30am
Satoshi-sama finally gets out of bed and changes into school uniform. Decide to comment on clothes: host tells me to shut up. Sit back and is bored. Conjure brush for no reason, seeing that Satoshi-sama does not use one either. Watch as said host goes downstairs – without tripping, what a pity – and leaves without eating anything. I know that I don't need to eat, but seriously. Continue to brush hair without another word.
Still in need of a plan.
8:00am
Watch, amused, as Satoshi-sama is swamped by scary-looking girls. Suggest that I come out and kill them for him. He considers option, but doesn't want to be accused for first-degree murder. Point out that I'm the one who kills them. He points out that it's his body. Well what do you know, he's right. But it won't mean that I won't stop suggesting it. Who knows, maybe one day he'll take the offer.
Can't think of anything better then choking Niwa and Dark to death.
8:30am
School? School. Boring piece of—
Satoshi-sama staring at Dark's host. Have nothing better to do so pretend to act really jealous. Don't really care, but still need body to keep living. Host asks to go to bathroom. Is lucky that I don't need to go either.
Still bored. Still plotting.
9:00am
Nothing new. Continue to plot.
9:30am
Begin to fantasize Niwa's head on a pike for no real reason.
Satoshi-sama sees it and practically screams at my attitude. Don't seriously care, but shut picture away. Really, REALLY bored. Wished that I had a portable computer in here…
10:00am
Sleep.
10:30am
More sleep.
11:00am
Wake up and plot.
11:30am
Mutter annoying words to Satoshi-sama to distract him from the Wing Master, who is currently stacking it for the tenth time that morning. Get told AGAIN to shut up. Hey, it wasn't my idea to get stuck in here.
Must kill… must kill…
12:00pm
What's going on?
12:30pm
Host stalking Niwa boy. Ask him if he's gay. Get no reply so I draw own conclusions. Seeing that he doesn't care about girls… watch as Satoshi-sama is suddenly swamped by said scary girls. Again, suggest blowing them up, but he ignores comment/suggestion. Watch as he finally pushes away from the crowd and then notices that Niwa is gone.
Pity. Oh well.
Satoshi-sama asks why I'm so disappointed. Tell him that I wanted to take over his body and choke Niwa. End it once and for all.
Host screams at me and shuts me off. AGAIN.
Need subtler plan that doesn't sound like murder.
1:00pm
Whisper annoying words at Satoshi-sama again and pull out brush. Wonder why there's a cross at the end of long ponytail. Ask host. Says he doesn't know, then pointing out that I'm a homicidal blonde that wants to kill everyone anyway. Correct him and say that I only want to kill the NIWAs and DARK. Tells me to shut up again. Ignore him and continue to ramble. Point out as to why Niwa and Dark get along so well, and we don't. Satoshi-sama says 'cause I hurt him. I point out he does it himself.
Watch, amused again while brushing hair, as host hits head against brick wall until Niwa comes up to ask him what's wrong.
He chooses not to say.
Mentally hope that Satoshi-sama continues to hit head, just to worry Wing Master.
He doesn't.
Pity.
1:30pm
Look at clothes wearing and wonder why I have bland taste.
2:00pm
Still look at clothes.
2:30pm
Get asked by host as to why looking at clothes like I'm mentally disabled.
Wonder why he's so worried, seeing that he already called me a homicidal blonde. Point out that my hair is very pretty. And long.
3:00pm
Point out that I have MUCH better hair then Dark.
Am told to shut up yet again.
3:30pm
Go back to main objective: plotting.
4:00pm
Something about Satoshi-sama pinning Wing Master to nearby wall for no reason and is very VERY annoyed with the whole set up. Tells host that if he just keeps doing that then Niwa will get brain damage and will most likely be thrown off a cliff by me. Satoshi-sama lets go of Niwa and walks off. Tell him that he should have at least done something, and Wing Master will most likely think of him as very queer, if he didn't already. Maybe it's more Dark then Niwa.
Get told off for talking too much.
4:30pm
Still talking. But this time about hair products.
Satoshi-sama hits head on door and finally shuts me off. Decide to continue ramble, seeing that it annoys him when I'm just awake.
5:00pm
Shut up and go back to plotting.
How about skinning him alive?
Ew…
5:30pm
Wonder why people call me homicidal and sadistic, seeing that I only want to hurt two certain people. And maybe the rest of the family. Probably. Don't want them multiplying again.
6:00pm
Bored. Need company. Satoshi-sama no fun.
6:30pm
Hell! I'll even spend time with Dark!
7:00pm
Who says that I'm the bad guy? God, I'm SO lonely!
I'll even talk to Niwa… but since he's scared of me… I did try to kill him numerous times…
7:30pm
Watch as Satoshi-sama eats food. Comment on his nutritional value.
Am told to shut up again.
Point out that I don't need food, but if he doesn't eat it, we'll both cease to exist.
He points out that that isn't a bad idea.
Tell him that if he does that, I'll come back as a ghost and haunt Wing Master and Thief.
Get told that he'll find a way to rid of me without hurting others.
Point out that it's impossible.
8:00pm
Still arguing with Satoshi-sama.
He has one-track mind. Very predictable. Decide to bait him with use of Niwa and Dark references.
8:30pm
Forced into hiding after host began to throw mental images at me. Mostly anvils and sharp-edged objects. Touchy…
9:00pm
Pull out brush and brush hair again. Who says that it's blonde! It's golden! Golden! I'm special! Very special! HAH! Take that Dark!
9:30pm
Get asked by Satoshi-sama as to why I'm laughing like a maniac for no reason.
Ask him why he's so concerned?
Says he's not; just that laughter is beginning to give him headache.
Wonder if one can die due to headache.
Ask host.
Get told to shut up again.
10:00pm
Go back to plotting for no reason.
10:30pm
Really bored. Want to cook something up for no reason, but can't, seeing that I need a body and have never cooked in my life.
11:00pm
Can't believe how much of my life I've wasted after all this time. Need new goal in life, but don't know what.
11:30pm
Ask Satoshi-sama, but comes out like I'm planning to kill the entire existence of human race, and get told that he would never let me do that.
Strange.
I was thinking more of clothes design.
12:00am
Ask if Satoshi-sama would wear a dress to go out with Niwa.
Satoshi-sama uses very large words and profanity. Am surprised about how touchy he is, especially to his gender. Ask if he'd like it better if it was Niwa who was the girl.
Get screamed at again.
12:30am
Wished that Satoshi-sama ate more sugar-content products. If he was a bit more hyperactive, then at least my 'comments and humor' would actually get to him. He can be such an idiot sometimes…
Ask host if he wants me to take over tomorrow night so that I can force Niwa into said clothes and send them on a date. So then I can kill him.
Get told to F off.
Am surprised.
1:00am
Satoshi-sama goes to sleep. Am finally allowed to think without suspicion.
Funny. Don't really hate Niwa or Dark. Very lonely. Want host to be happy, don't like prospect of same gender marriages because no kids after that. Am told that Niwas are bad. Don't see why. Don't care. Miss Dark. Satoshi-sama very cold to me. Don't like him because of that. Would never love him that way, just pretend I do. Maybe will allow me to find better person. Host hates girls. Annoying human race. Wonder if I really do hate Niwa and Dark: maybe do, maybe don't. Maybe I just need another goal in life.
You know, that fashion idea is pretty good…
Go to sleep plotting.
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If this isn't strange, then I don't know what is. Should I continue? I will either way…
