A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in a whle. Writer's block. I still have it, this is just a stupid random chapter that has nothing to do with anything. Did that even make sense?

I don't own Miley Cyrus. Or anyone from Naruto. I am proud to say, however, that I do own myself. Special, ain't it?

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CHAPTER 2

First things first: I've gotta take care of Shi-kun (Shikamaru), dish-san, spoon-san, and that stupid Hiashi-dono. (Like my nickname for Shikamaru?)

"Hey you, Dish-san! Get off your lazy butt and finish that cow over the moon story……the right way! Oh, and break up Hiashi and the spoon, it's just wrong!"

The dish ran away.

Shikamaru sighed. "Hey, you. You know he's not gonna do it."

"I'm not "Hey you"! I'm xX Naru Fantasy Xx-sama, the all powerful author with godly author powers…….."

"So what?"

"…..who can crush you whenever I want to."

"Prove it."

I'd like to have a moment of silence for poor (coughcoughcoughcough) Shi-kun who's too lazy for his own good…Now I'd like to send him on a trip…to a girl's bathroom in India!!

Goodbye Shi-kun!

Now let's go see Sasuke and Itachi, who are both somewhere in a cave where they and the Akatsuki are staying while the Akatsuki place is being renovated. It was going to be BIG! (Hiding from ninjas who are after them? Who cares about THAT? Style is much more important…)

"Oh Ita-kun!" I come barging into his "room". It was somehow surprising, what with all the posters, but I guess I shouldn't have been surprised. "You like Miley Cyrus?"

"Hey! What are you doing in my room?!"

"Watching you have a private make-out session with a picture of Miley Cyrus. I'll have to tell her about that when she becomes my best friend."

"And when will THAT happen?!"

"Oh, I have my ways. You should know that by now. Hey, where's Sake?"



"You mean Sasuke?"

"Yeah, that."

"He's in his room being all emo and stuff. You should see his walls. They're covered in pictures of vampires! I mean, they're not really vampires, they're just famous girls who look like vampires but it's really creepy! And he's covered most of them with black hearts. Well, you can't see them 'cause most of the posters are black but I know he did. I saw him drawing them once. Then he just hissed at me and hid in a corner. Which was black too. Heck, everything was black. Still is, too. Y'know what I mean?"

During his long speech, I had oh-so-quietly tiptoed out of the room. I had also left a note for Itachi that said:

Emo is not a personality. It's a type of music. So don't go around calling people emo!!

(A/N: Some of my friends who are sometimes called emo tell those people who call them emo that emo is a type of music, not a personality or look. That's why I tell people the same thing so they won't make the mistake of calling people that again.)

So there I was, on my way to Sasuke's black hole of a room. It'd be amazing if I even was able to see in it if it was as black as I thought it was going to be.

So you could tell how surprised I was when I walked into his room (without knocking, might I add, because I'm too special to knock) and found that his room was also covered in posters of Miley Cyrus. And the walls were painted pink. And…

"If you're looking for Sasuke, he's in the next room down," Kisame said from his spot on his Miley Cyrus designer couch (if that even existed). He wasn't even phased by my sudden entrance. It was as if everyone walked in on him just to look for Sasuke.

Okay, so I'd gotten the wrong room. So what? I mean, it DID say "Sasuke's room" on the door.

"Oh, every room says Sasuke's room on the door," Kisame added.

Well, that makes sense. Now it's time to find Sasuke's room.

But…what would be the fun of leaving Gill Boy here without having some fun first?

Kisame raised his eyebrows at me. "You wouldn't dare."

"Oh, was I saying that all out loud?" I said. Apparently, when I narrate, everyone in the story can hear me too.

Oh well.

Gill Boy and I are going to have some fun! (Well, I'M going to have fun, at least. I wouldn't be surprised if Gill boy ran to his Gill Mama after this…)



"It's not Gill Boy!" Kisame yelled. "It's Kisame! And my mom is NOT a fish!"

"Well, then, you're dad is?"

No response.

Which means that I'm right!

Fun time!

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What's happening to everyone? Let's find out…

Naruto: He's finally escaped Suna but he lost eight of his nine lives. He also figured out that the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox was actually a cat.

Sakura: She's in ninja jail in place of Ino because the guards can't tell pink hair from platinum blonde hair.

Ino: She's planning to assassinate Tsunade.

Tsunade: She already knows of Ino's plan and is dancing victoriously in her office because she finally won a gambling game. Little does she know, she's going to lose it all to me because I'm going to steal it all. Thanks to my AWESOME powers!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hinata: She's hiding in Gill Boy's room. She and I are both going to attack Gill boy in the next chapter!

Sasuke: He's in his room, recovering from being attacked by his brother's chewed straw…(see end of chapter 1)

Choji: He's still sleeping

Kiba: He, Akamaru, and Choji's father are running up to body slam Choji. Now they landed on him.

Choji: NOW he's awake…and rampaging. His father is going to have to ground him for wrecking Ichiraku's Noodle Shop.

Shikamaru: He's found his way out of the girl's bathroom in India thanks to the police. I don't know how to help him…actually, I do…I just don't feel like it…

Hiashi: His wedding was crashed by the dish. The spoon fell in love with the dish and they ran away. Hiashi is now crying in his room.

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So, what do you think? Weird, huh? Review please!