Mr. Lordi and Kita are in Sydney on a holiday

Mr. Lordi: Hey, anyone online?

Kita: Yeah!

Mr. Lordi: Wait! You are in the same hotel as me!

Kita: And?

Mr. Lordi: Then why don't you just come here and talk?

Awa is online

Awa: Good morning!

Kita: It's five pm here

Awa: Oh sorry, good evening! Lol

Mr. Lordi: lol

Kita: lol, don't worry!

Mr. Lordi: Australia is certainly different to Finland!

Awa: Is it snowing there?

Kita: No it isn't!

Mr. Lordi: Hey! Just because we are in the same place doesn't mean you get to answer all the questions!

Kita: I rule!

Awa: lol

Mr. Lordi is offline

Awa: Oh, he's gone!

Kita: Don't worry! Probably to kill me! Lol

Awa: lol

Awa: So, have you done anything interesting?

Kita: Well, I've scared an old man but the old lady next to him started whacking me with her handbag!

Awa: lol, too bad!

Kita: Ok, my door just opened!
Awa: Are you ok?

*five minutes later*

Awa: Kita?

Kita: HEELLPPPPP!

Awa: WHAT!

Kita: he is

Awa: he is what?

Kita: This is Mr. Lordi!

Awa: ok?

Awa: Or is that you Kita?

Kita: No, I just accidently knocked him unconscious...

Awa: WHAT!

Kita: So yeah

Kita: Oh wait! He's moving!

Awa: Should I come over there and knock your demon behind unconscious?

Kita: No!

Kita: nubnsdghjbiu

Kita: mjsnfkugyawsfdsgfrdyh

Awa: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

Kita: JJBSGHDBYW

Awa: Whatever...

*ten minutes later*

Kita: FINALLY!

Awa: Finally! Understandable writing!

Kita: lol, Mr. Lordi was trying to...

Awa: Trying to what?

Kita: ...

Kita prevent me from accessing my laptop!

Kita: lol

Awa: lol, where is he now?

Kita: gone to get a drink

Awa: ok

*Mr. Lordi is offline*

Kita: He must have turned off his laptop!
Awa: Well probably since he isn't online!

Kita: OWW!

Awa: *sigh* What did you do now?

Kita: Just noticed the monster-sized lump on the back of my head!

Kita: And the bruise on my arm

Kita: and leg

Kita: AND shoulder!

Awa: What are we going to do with you...

Kita: It's not that I'm clumsy, I'm accident-prone!

Awa: Whatever you say *rolls eyes*

Kita: Oh, he's back!

Awa: Tell him I'm gonna get him!

Kita: Ok

*five minutes later*

Kita: Ok, but he says please don't damage any... soft spots!

Awa: lol

Kita: lol

Awa: Anything planned?

Kita: An interview on some news show hosted by comedians

Awa: Ok, I haven't heard of that

Kita: Apparently it's quite popular here. Comes on at about seven pm

Awa: Ok, do you know the name?

Kita: nope!

Awa: Alright, just try not to get bashed up by a granny!

Kita: lol, I'll try

Awa:

Kita: Well see ya!

Awa: Ok, bye

*The next morning (Australian time)*

OX: Ok, I NEED FOOD!

*Kita is online*

Kita: Hey, how are you?

OX: Ok, but SO hungry!
Kita: Ok but why?

OX: I didn't eat yesterday!
OX: Or today!

Kita: Why? I thought you were the smart one!

OX: True as that may be, I was so busy!

Kita: I will never understand you!

OX: Yeah ok

Kita: The interview last night went ok but the host kept hitting on me!

OX: Ok, now THAT chick needs to get a taste in guys!

Kita: So you're saying I'm ugly!

OX: Well, kinda! Lol

Kita: At least I don't grunt everything I say!

OX: NOW THAT IS TOO FAR!

Kita: Go eat a chair!

OX: ...

*Amen is online*

Amen: So a chick likes you! Now that's something you don't hear every day!

OX: lol, I know!

Kita: ...

OX: Or Kita not hitting on her as well!

Amen: lol, or him not begging her to...

Kita: STOP! OR YOU WILL DIE!
Amen: hold on! We were just having a laugh!

OX: Or were we...

Amen: lol

Kita: Amen shut up and OX...

Kita: SHUT UP!

Amen: haha

OX: Amen! Do as Kita says!

Amen: no! I'm an ancient king!

Amen: I can do as I wish!

OX: ...

Kita: lol

*Awa is online*

Awa: Helloo!

Amen: Hey, we better shut up now!

Awa: Why?

Awa: Oh THAT'S why!

Amen: ...

Kita: Mr. Lordi nearly fell off his chair on national tv...

OX: *snigger*

Kita: If only he was actually talking

Awa: I need to find that interview!

Amen: Yeah!

OX: Me too!

Kita: ok?

*Awa, Amen and OX are offline*

Kita: Yeah whatever!

*Kita is offline*