Mr. Lordi and Kita are in Sydney on a holiday
Mr. Lordi: Hey, anyone online?
Kita: Yeah!
Mr. Lordi: Wait! You are in the same hotel as me!
Kita: And?
Mr. Lordi: Then why don't you just come here and talk?
Awa is online
Awa: Good morning!
Kita: It's five pm here
Awa: Oh sorry, good evening! Lol
Mr. Lordi: lol
Kita: lol, don't worry!
Mr. Lordi: Australia is certainly different to Finland!
Awa: Is it snowing there?
Kita: No it isn't!
Mr. Lordi: Hey! Just because we are in the same place doesn't mean you get to answer all the questions!
Kita: I rule!
Awa: lol
Mr. Lordi is offline
Awa: Oh, he's gone!
Kita: Don't worry! Probably to kill me! Lol
Awa: lol
Awa: So, have you done anything interesting?
Kita: Well, I've scared an old man but the old lady next to him started whacking me with her handbag!
Awa: lol, too bad!
Kita: Ok, my door just opened!
Awa: Are you ok?
*five minutes later*
Awa: Kita?
Kita: HEELLPPPPP!
Awa: WHAT!
Kita: he is
Awa: he is what?
Kita: This is Mr. Lordi!
Awa: ok?
Awa: Or is that you Kita?
Kita: No, I just accidently knocked him unconscious...
Awa: WHAT!
Kita: So yeah
Kita: Oh wait! He's moving!
Awa: Should I come over there and knock your demon behind unconscious?
Kita: No!
Kita: nubnsdghjbiu
Kita: mjsnfkugyawsfdsgfrdyh
Awa: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Kita: JJBSGHDBYW
Awa: Whatever...
*ten minutes later*
Kita: FINALLY!
Awa: Finally! Understandable writing!
Kita: lol, Mr. Lordi was trying to...
Awa: Trying to what?
Kita: ...
Kita prevent me from accessing my laptop!
Kita: lol
Awa: lol, where is he now?
Kita: gone to get a drink
Awa: ok
*Mr. Lordi is offline*
Kita: He must have turned off his laptop!
Awa: Well probably since he isn't online!
Kita: OWW!
Awa: *sigh* What did you do now?
Kita: Just noticed the monster-sized lump on the back of my head!
Kita: And the bruise on my arm
Kita: and leg
Kita: AND shoulder!
Awa: What are we going to do with you...
Kita: It's not that I'm clumsy, I'm accident-prone!
Awa: Whatever you say *rolls eyes*
Kita: Oh, he's back!
Awa: Tell him I'm gonna get him!
Kita: Ok
*five minutes later*
Kita: Ok, but he says please don't damage any... soft spots!
Awa: lol
Kita: lol
Awa: Anything planned?
Kita: An interview on some news show hosted by comedians
Awa: Ok, I haven't heard of that
Kita: Apparently it's quite popular here. Comes on at about seven pm
Awa: Ok, do you know the name?
Kita: nope!
Awa: Alright, just try not to get bashed up by a granny!
Kita: lol, I'll try
Awa:
Kita: Well see ya!
Awa: Ok, bye
*The next morning (Australian time)*
OX: Ok, I NEED FOOD!
*Kita is online*
Kita: Hey, how are you?
OX: Ok, but SO hungry!
Kita: Ok but why?
OX: I didn't eat yesterday!
OX: Or today!
Kita: Why? I thought you were the smart one!
OX: True as that may be, I was so busy!
Kita: I will never understand you!
OX: Yeah ok
Kita: The interview last night went ok but the host kept hitting on me!
OX: Ok, now THAT chick needs to get a taste in guys!
Kita: So you're saying I'm ugly!
OX: Well, kinda! Lol
Kita: At least I don't grunt everything I say!
OX: NOW THAT IS TOO FAR!
Kita: Go eat a chair!
OX: ...
*Amen is online*
Amen: So a chick likes you! Now that's something you don't hear every day!
OX: lol, I know!
Kita: ...
OX: Or Kita not hitting on her as well!
Amen: lol, or him not begging her to...
Kita: STOP! OR YOU WILL DIE!
Amen: hold on! We were just having a laugh!
OX: Or were we...
Amen: lol
Kita: Amen shut up and OX...
Kita: SHUT UP!
Amen: haha
OX: Amen! Do as Kita says!
Amen: no! I'm an ancient king!
Amen: I can do as I wish!
OX: ...
Kita: lol
*Awa is online*
Awa: Helloo!
Amen: Hey, we better shut up now!
Awa: Why?
Awa: Oh THAT'S why!
Amen: ...
Kita: Mr. Lordi nearly fell off his chair on national tv...
OX: *snigger*
Kita: If only he was actually talking
Awa: I need to find that interview!
Amen: Yeah!
OX: Me too!
Kita: ok?
*Awa, Amen and OX are offline*
Kita: Yeah whatever!
*Kita is offline*
