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Chapter 2: My life behind the scenes.
Underneath a familiar rock in a familiar part of Bikini Bottom, lives everyone's favorite starfish. Though he was no Einstein and had no occupation, he still tried hard to feel accomplished in life and be one of the most exciting people a person would be pleasured to know.
"I wonder if SpongeBob is working today?" Patrick asked himself. "He's been working all week and that red guy he works for whose always rude to me keeps him too busy for me to see him."
Patrick left his rock saw SpongeBob walking down the street in his direction, he was gonna run to him but noticed something off about him that he wasn't gonna like. To Patrick's misery, SpongeBob had to work all day and up and down the clock tonight at the Krusty Krab.
"Darn it! Life just keeps insulting me all around, how am I ever gonna do something great that will do me any good. I mean my best friend is so popular for what he does; the show is named after him for all that's goes on down here in Bikini Bottom. Why can I never prove myself as a memorable person in this town from being the Village Idiot and I should not make dumb speeches on a reality I can't fix anyway." Patrick ranted.
"Patrick! Shut the (Dolphin Chirp) crap up!" Yelled an angry Squidward; obviously annoyed by the rant. "And another thing, you need to ….."
A mother and her son were walking down the street when Squidward's words were going unfiltered and she said in shock "Billy, cover your ears and don't you dare repeat what that 4-legged cyan abomination is saying." "Okay mom." Billy replied.
"That was uncalled for." Patrick said after being verbally harassed by his outraged neighbor.
Then as Squidward was walking away complaining on how stupid Patrick was, he slip on a banana peel that fell out of a full trash can, screamed as he was falling and swallowed a jellyfish that stung the inside of him and fell off a cliff in the industrial park's radioactive waste which mutated him and the jellyfish into a mutant.
"I get Squidward has bad karma or what it's called when a person gets hurt after being a jerk to others who don't deserve it; I mean seriously, even an idiot like me should be treated that way." Patrick said after seeing Squidward's karma teach him a lesson.
All of a sudden, a huge crowd was laughing and cheering about how his stupidity kept him calm yet he had the funniest response to Squidward getting punished for being a jerk.
"That was the funniest yet most courageous thing I've seen Patrick do." A random fish person said that was starring in awe. "That was comedy and very moving, his stupidity yet bravery is a gold mine of entertainment worth watching."
"Did you say he's a gold mine and worth watching." Mr. Krabs said appearing out of nowhere.
"He sure is, I wonder why no one has ever seen it before." That same fish person replied to Mr. Krabs.
Then an idea lightbulb lit up above Mr. Krabs' head. "Hey Patrick, why don't I be your manager for your comedy and set you up for a gig."
"I don't know Mr. Krabs; I might be the biggest idiot in Bikini Bottom but I still have a brain, I'll do it for minimum wage." Patrick said agreeing to Mr. Krabs' terms
"Great, this Saturday you can perform at my old show stage for head line at the Komedy Krab." Mr. Krabs said with the pupils in his eyes turning into dollar signs.
"Oh boy, having a comedy act to pretend to be stupider than I actually am sounds good and all but it's not the kind of famous I'm looking for." Patrick said.
"Nonsense, just look that way." Mr. Krabs said pointing at the camera.
"Okay people behind the glass wall, what do you think he… Hey! How did I end up in the Krusty Krab out of nowhere?!" Patrick exclaimed confused about what happened.
"Patrick! I told you to use your pretend stupidity jokes on stage!" Mr. Krabs yelled at Patrick.
"Wow Squidward, I can't believe Patrick is a comedian for pretending to be stupid, isn't this too amazing." Said an excited SpongeBob.
"Yeah, anyone can be famous for being themselves; Ha, ha, ha!" Squidward sarcastically laughed while still annoyed.
"Ladies and gentlefish, we are pleased to have for the evening entertainment, The Komedy Krab." Mr. Krabs said emceeing his show.
The crowd was cheering and excited to see the show.
"Now give a warm round of applause to a pink starfish we all know and love, Patrick Star!" Mr. Krabs finished emceeing.
"Hey everybody, how's it going down tonight?" Patrick said not meaning to say it even though the audience still found it funny anyway.
"Terrible." Squidward said in disgust.
"So I want to lick this lollypop." Patrick said licking the microphone shocking his tongue. "Yum, anyone like static flavor." Patrick said with his tongue throbbing.
The audience laughs even harder.
"Lollypop, that's a good one eh Squidward." SpongeBob said going to high five Squidward.
Squidward flashed a hand dolphin at SpongeBob.
"I went walking down the street on day and heard a horrible noise in my neighborhood, it was just Squidward practicing his clarinet." Patrick said being honest about Squidward trying to practice it.
The audience almost died laughing except for Sqiudward whose face was as read as an apple.
"I'll teach him for criticizing me and clarie!" Squidward ranted holding a tomato. "Hey Patrick, you want some free salad because I brought you some tomatoes." Squidward taunted as he threw a tomato at Patrick. The tomato hit Patrick and he had Shebel Milsoned as he fell on the ground going "I've been shot, I just been shot, help me!" before falling on the floor of the stage.
The audience turned toward Squidward holding tomatoes with disappointed faces. "Hey man, what do you have to say for what you've done." Said an upset person in the audience.
"Glad I could help because someone needed to teach that pick dummy a (gags)" Squidward was saying before a tomato went flying into his mouth.
The angry audience members were throwing tomatoes at Squidward making a mess in the Krusty Krab which Mr. Krabs tried to stop but slipped on tomato paste into the rioting audience.
"Help me Squidward, I don't wanna die." Mr. Krabs yelled while caught in the middle of the angry mob.
SpongeBob rushed to an injured Patrick's side and picked him up, carrying him out of the Krusty Krab. "SpongeBob, what are you doing?" Patrick asked while still in pain from being hit so hard with the tomato and the hard fall on the stage floor.
"I'm getting you out of that nightmare and somewhere safe." SpongeBob said taking Patrick into his pineapple house and setting him down on his living room sofa.
After SpongeBob and his snail Gary gave Patrick some tea, they sat down to some T.V. where it was a news story about the aftermath of the chaos that happened at the Krusty Krab, where so many people including Squidward and Mr. Krabs were sent to the hospital for injuries and such.
"It's sad I never got to finish my show, I guess I'll never be famous." Patrick said in a sad tone
"Don't worry Patrick, you'll always be famous to me." SpongeBob said comforting Patrick
"You think so my best buddy?" asked Patrick.
"I know so." SpongeBob said to wrap up the story.
End Of Tale.
Hey, thank you for taking the time to read my story and I'll post more whenever I can.
Also if y'all are wondering what "Hand Dolphin" means, think about how the show where the Dolphin Chirp in the episode Sailor Mouth was a censorship for a swear, the hand thing is the same thing in sign language for those who don't know what I mean by it.
I own nothing SpongeBob related, it is property of Viacom respectively but this story is my personal idea.
