"Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx!"
The cat in question sighed and turned slowly to face her bothersome younger cousin.
"What now?" she asked irritably.
"You'll never guess what happened!"
"Would I care?"
"So I was walking down the road-"
"Yeah, that's great. Now will you please go?"
"And in a poof of smoke, there were these three witches!"
"Have you been reading Macbeth?"
"Course not, you know I hate Shakespeare."
"Prithee, wil'st thou shutest thy mouth?"
"What?"
"Nothing."
"So anyway. These witches are all' Hazel, you must go fourth and-"
"What's with the voice?"
Hazel shrugged. "Just to add drama," she said.
Jinx rolled her eyes.
"Anyway, they said that if I wanted more screen-time-"
"Why would you need that? You're hardly a developed character!"
"Yeah, but- wait, what?"
Jinx said nothing, but grinned mischievously.
"So let me get this straight," Jinx said. "You're going to go out and get a boyfriend, just to get screen-time?"
"Yeah. So I need your advice."
"Oh, boy."
"Who should I ask out? You know the Muppets better then I do? Is there anyone seriously dishy?"
Suddenly, Jinx had an ingenious and devious plan.
"Hazel, you don't want to judge a guy on his looks! You see, there's this guy, and he doesn't look like much, but he's seriously cute."
"Really?"
"You bet."
"And he's free?"
Jinx crossed her fingers behind her back.
"Oh, yeah."
"So who is he?"
"You know Kermit, right?"
Ooh, you can imagine how that's going to go! See you soon!
