Whelp, here's a new chapter for T is for Tomboy!
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The Boy with a Dream!
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Naruto jumped off the table he was on and began to walk away with a grin on his face, while everyone else stood stock still with mouths agape. The absurd idea of someone ruling the ninja world?
Preposterous!
The idea of Naruto of all people dominating the world? Perish the thought! There was no way such a thing could ever happen! You would have better chances drowning fish in water!
But sure enough, Naruto meant Every. Single. Word. But he also wondered, where will he start?
The orange suited boy placed a hand on his chin as he frowned in thought. How does one go about conquering the world? He was by no means a genius, he didn't study at the academy, so all he had to go on were the little bits and piece of information he thought was cool.
Like how Sunagakure had puppets, or how Kirigakure had the seven swordsmen, that kind of stuff.
As he was contemplating his plans for world domination, he didn't realize that Tenten was around a corner trying to find him, and sure enough when they met, they collided.
Both holding their heads in pain, they took a glimpse at who they each bumped into, jumping up in surprise pointing at each other, screaming.
"YOU!" "YOU!"
"Eh?" "Eh?"
"Hey! Stop copying me!" "Hey! Stop copying me!"
"If you don't stop I'll hit you!" "If you don't stop I'll hit you!"
"Why you-" "Why you-"
*THWACK* *THWACK*
"OW!" "OW!"
They both bent down holding their heads in pain once again from the blows they received from each other.
"That hurt!" Naruto complained rubbing the sore spot on his head.
"Owie! Why'd ya hit me!?" Tenten cried, doing the same to hers.
"What do you mean!? You hit me too!"
"Yeah but I'm a girl!"
"So!? That doesn't mean-... Wait... You are?" Naruto inquired.
Outraged, Tenten pulled back her fist and let it slam into the younger blond who impacted the floor so hard that a small crater was made when his head touched the ground.
Holding up her fist, which was still steaming, she yelled,
"Of course I'm a girl!"
"OW!" Naruto cried, as he jumped back up. A considerable feat for someone who took a hit like that.
"Hey! How the hell was I supposed to know!? Are you sure you're a girl!? Girls aren't violent like you! They pick flowers and dress nice and have long hair like Sakura-chan or Ino!"
"Are you retarded!? Everyone knows I'm a girl!"
"Then why do they call you a boy!?"
Tenten had a horrified expression on her face. Someone besides this mentally impaired kid called her a boy!? I mean, she dressed kinda like a boy, but her cute face should have given them a hint as to her gender! I mean, she was cute wasn't she? What-
"Yeah! They called you a boy! But it was a different type... Ano... what was it again?... Ah! I remember now! They all called you a TOMBOY!"
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Tenten's eyes turned white, not unlike the Hyuuga's Byakugan, with fury, fire began to encompass her being as she let loose a roar of vexation and once again laid the smackdown on our blond hero.
With speed surpassing what the human eye could follow, with both finesse and power Tenten's fist practically rocketed Naruto to the ground in 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds.
"YOU DUMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!"
*BOOOOOOM*
"Hey daddy? Whats that?" A small boy said pointing to a large mushroom cloud made of dust.
"Death son, lets pray that his soul rests in peace." The father said as he clasped his hands together in prayer.
"How do you know its a guy?" His son asked.
"Because all men in some way have a death wish."
Back to our protagonists...
The crater Tenten made from hitting Naruto was now at least 10x bigger than the last, so much so, that you could fit Naruto's whole body in and bury it.
Which Tenten would have done if there were no consequences for killing another human being, albeit a stupid one.
It would have made Tsunade proud.
Huffing in indignation, Tenten abruptly turned her back to Naruto, puffing her cheeks and pointing her nose upward, a very clear sign that she was mad if the temper wan't enough to indicate it.
But then she realized the reason she was looking him in the first place. She had wanted some answers as to why the boy she just laid the beat down on was so adamant about conquering the world.
Turning back around to face him, she saw that he was already getting back up, the hit he took seemingly had no visible effect on him.
"Crazy panda..." Naruto muttered under his breath as he dusted the dirt off his clothes; unfortunately he said it just loudly enough that Tenten heard him, and once again proceed to kiss the floor courtesy of Tenten's fist. She didn't look like a panda... did she?
A few more beatdowns later
"I wanna ask you something." Tenten inquired to Naruto while receiving a glare from the younger boy.
"You hit me a bunch of times just for calling you a boy, why should I listen to you?"
To giver her some credit, Tenten did not yell, and she did not show any signs of anger on her face.
However, she put on her best smile and lifted her hand up.
Dark, malicious purple miasma surrounded it and then she clutched it into a fist so hard you could hear the knuckles crack like thunder.
Naruto was sweating now with clear worry on his face, there was no running now, if he ran he was screwed, if he insulted her he was screwed, and if he tried to take her head on? Well... he would die.
Deciding to man up, Naruto relented and let Tenten ask her question.
This was indicated on how he whimpered, MANLY by the way, from being hit once more.
Satisfied, Tenten put down her "Dumbass Fixer" and smiled as she asked,
"Why do you wanna conquer the world?"
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Instead of an answer, all the Chinese themed girl got was a stupid expression on Naruto's face saying 'What the hell are you talking about?'
Again, Tenten summoned her "Dumbass Fixer" but before she could use it, a scared Naruto replied,
"W-why not?"
"?... What do you mean why not!?"
"Well... Why is that bad?" Naruto asked.
"Bec-... Ther-... Hmmm"
Panda-chan had nothing to say to that, if you could rule the world, why wouldn't you?
"See? See! If I rule the world then I can have anything I want! I could have money, women, and all the ramen I could eat!"
Yep, it wouldn't be Naruto without ramen, although none of those was what he really wanted though. All Naruto wants is fame, for everyone to know his name.
Although, having everyone bow down to you is pretty cool as well.
"But- But what about people that wanna kill you?!" Tenten cried,
"If I'm strong enough to rule the world then I can beat up anybody! Even the Hokage!"
Tenten's mouth was agape, just how far could his stupidity go? Never in a million years could this stupid pint sized brat beat a kage!
God forbid the Hokage.
Naruto noticed Tenten's open mouth and viewed it as skepticism.
"Hey, whats that look for!? I can do it! I can beat the Hokage! Believe it!"
Still a bit undecided, the bun haired girl challenged the small boy.
"Oh yeah? Then go and fight the Hokage! Right now! Show me that you can beat him!"
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Silence.
Absolute silence passed as Naruto's brain was working at the top speed of 10 Mph. He couldn't beat the Hokage! At least... not right now anyways.
He needed time to get stronger, he needed to conquer other places first! Yeah... thats it!
"I can't do it right now." Naruto simply said; an idea already in his mind.
Smiling in victory, Tenten condescendingly said, "Hooooooh? I thought you said you could beat him? Are you going back on your word? Mr. World Conquerer?"
Not taking any back talk on his dream, Naruto answered her.
"I need to get stronger!"
"...Huh?"
"You heard me! I need to conquer other places first before I can conquer Konoha." He said before pointing to the Hokage Tower/Mountain for added effect.
The Chinese themed tomboy still gave him the look of total disbelief.
"I still don't get why you don't get it! Wouldn't you want to rule the world?"
Tenten thought about it, would she?
"I don't care about ruling the world! I just want to be the best Kunoichi like Tsunade-sama."
"But... If you rule the world, then aren't you proving that you're the strongest Kunoichi in the world?"
That made Tenten realize something, Naruto was actually right!
If she ruled the world then she could be acknowledged by and maybe even better than her idol!
By the time she was done processing all that, Naruto was already in the middle of leaving her. He only got away by 10 feet before Tenten stopped him by gripping his arm, she gave him another one of those fake smiles that promised one extreme pain.
Seriously is that like a female thing? That face is scary as shit!
Naruto, feeling his arm caught, turned around sweating bullets at the scary tomboy who was covered in that evil purple chakra that only bad guys and females could harness.
"And where the hell do you think your going?" Tenten said sweetly; and by sweetly I mean the scariest way possible.
Heart pounding, Naruto did the only thing he could in this situation,
appeal to her better nature.
"Is there something you want?"
The question was asked so suddenly that it caught Tenten off guard; so off guard that she let go of Naruto.
"What?" She simply said not really understanding what he said.
"Is there something you want? I can get you anything you want once I rule the world!"
He knew that it was a long shot but he would have promised ANYTHING if he didn't have to see her ever again.
"Something I want...? Anything... I want?" Tenten looked into Naruto's eyes as intensely as she could which made the smaller boy uncomfortable.
"Y-yeah! That what I said didn't I?"
"Then I want to have an S-rank O-Part Weapon!" She exclaimed excitedly.
Naruto smiled and nodded his head; then opened his eyes in curiosity.
"What's an O-Part weapon?"
Once again, Tenten's mouth was open in disbelief, did this kid not know anything? Well there wasn't anything she could do about it now except educate her lesser in the knowledge of what O-Part weapons were.
"O-Parts weapons are ancient tools made by a civilization so old there's no history of it! There are tons in the world but each have their own distinct characteristics! They range from swords to lances, to even ships! I hear there's an O-Part that looks like a bone and one that looks like a fish."
"Each O-Part is ranked from D to S in terms of how strong they are. As it goes accordingly, there are hundreds of D ranked O-Parts but only a handful of S ranked ones."
"My dream is to own an S-ranked O-part!" Tenten squealed in enthusiasm.
"Wait... I thought you wanted to be one of the best Kunoichi in the world?" Naruto asked in confusion
"Well... Having an S-ranked O-part can help in that dream! And you're gonna get me one!" She said pointing at Naruto.
Tenten puffed out her chest in both confidence and happiness that her dream would come true.
"By the way, how the hell do you not know what an O-Part is!?"
Naruto rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment,
"Well, I kinda never paid attention at the academy."
Once again Tenten was stupified, how could a stupid little brat like this ever hope to rule the world? Much less get her S ranked O-part!
Tenten let go of Naruto's arm as she rubbed her temples in frustration; an odd sight to see for an eleven year old girl.
Naruto rubbed the released appendage in hopes of easing the pain her tight grip made on it.
"Is that it?" He asked gaining attention from the tomboy.
"Because if that's it I'm gonna go and start conquering the world now."
"Wait... Where are you going?" Tenten inquired, where in the world is this 10 year old boy going to go?
"For your information, I'm going to-"
CHAPTER END
AN
Whelp, I hope you liked this chapter, my updates are sporadic as crap huh? I wish I was Naruto, that way I wouldn't break promises.
Anyways, I want you guys to choose where Naruto first starts his conquest for world domination, I want you to list reasons why, and it can't be any of the 5 major villages, I want him to go somewhere else, like Takigakure, Namigakure, Hoshigakure etc.
And don't worry about my other story, I'm still continuing it.
