Cliché List
Following is a list of the clichés I managed to include in this fic, though I think I might've missed a few:
- emotionally unstable Harry
- Dumbledore is evil and/or manipulative
- Harry rebels after Sirius dies
- time-turner from the DoM
- Harry is ungraceful with magical transport (except flying)
- Harry escapes Privet Drive and heads straight for Gringotts
- Harry remembers Griphook
- Griphook shocked/honoured Harry remembers his name
- Harry greets a goblin with 'may your gold flow' or something similar
- goblins who are nice and ridiculously helpful
- Harry declared 'goblin friend'
- Dumbledore is stealing from Harry
- Ron, Hermione, etc are being paid off by Dumbledore (with Harry's money)
- Harry is given a ridiculously accurate accounting of his gold (he is rich of course)
- Dumbledore has been intercepting mail for Harry
- Dumbledore tries to stop Harry inheriting from Sirius (and to steal it himself instead)
- Harry is heir of Gryffindor/Slytherin/Merlin, etc.
- Lily was a Squib descendant of some noteworthy family
- marriage contract between Harry and Ginny (arranged without Harry's knowledge)
- Harry is soul bonded to Ginny
- Harry is under magical influence to like Ginny
- Harry gets a multi-compartment trunk to live in
- Harry trains under time dilation of some sort
- goblin Portkeys
- Harry hires Dobby to work for him
- Harry was badly abused by the Dursleys
- Harry transforms into tall/muscular/attractive wizard over holidays
- Harry masters Occlumency alone
- Harry trains and becomes powerful/knowledgeable over holidays
- Harry is a multi-Animagus
- Harry sleeps with lots of attractive witches
- Harry is part Veela
- Harry is a sex god
- no one recognises the new Harry
- Harry is resorted
- someone quotes the 'Hogwarts Rulebook'
- Harry embraces his Slytherin side (he only hated them because of Dumbledore's manipulations)
- Harry gets own Hogwarts house
- Harry is heir of Hogwarts and owns and controls the school
- Harry falsely accused and sent to Azkaban (betrayed by 'friends')
- Ron being jealous
- Hermione being bossy, and saying he should listen to Dumbledore
- Harry's stuff is destroyed and his owl killed in front of him
- Harry has a phoenix familiar and they can mind-speak
- Hedwig turned into a phoenix
- Harry granted exception from underage magic (and other) laws
- Dumbledore passes law forcing Harry back to Hogwarts
- Deluded Ginny obsessed with Harry
- Harry has a harem
- Voldemort is defeated by 'love'
- Harry gets new hyphenated title
- Harry is awarded Order of Merlin
- Harry aces N.E.W.T.s, even taking subjects not at Hogwarts
- Harry is so happy to be a father because 'he's always wanted a family'
