Cliché List

Following is a list of the clichés I managed to include in this fic, though I think I might've missed a few:

- emotionally unstable Harry

- Dumbledore is evil and/or manipulative

- Harry rebels after Sirius dies

- time-turner from the DoM

- Harry is ungraceful with magical transport (except flying)

- Harry escapes Privet Drive and heads straight for Gringotts

- Harry remembers Griphook

- Griphook shocked/honoured Harry remembers his name

- Harry greets a goblin with 'may your gold flow' or something similar

- goblins who are nice and ridiculously helpful

- Harry declared 'goblin friend'

- Dumbledore is stealing from Harry

- Ron, Hermione, etc are being paid off by Dumbledore (with Harry's money)

- Harry is given a ridiculously accurate accounting of his gold (he is rich of course)

- Dumbledore has been intercepting mail for Harry

- Dumbledore tries to stop Harry inheriting from Sirius (and to steal it himself instead)

- Harry is heir of Gryffindor/Slytherin/Merlin, etc.

- Lily was a Squib descendant of some noteworthy family

- marriage contract between Harry and Ginny (arranged without Harry's knowledge)

- Harry is soul bonded to Ginny

- Harry is under magical influence to like Ginny

- Harry gets a multi-compartment trunk to live in

- Harry trains under time dilation of some sort

- goblin Portkeys

- Harry hires Dobby to work for him

- Harry was badly abused by the Dursleys

- Harry transforms into tall/muscular/attractive wizard over holidays

- Harry masters Occlumency alone

- Harry trains and becomes powerful/knowledgeable over holidays

- Harry is a multi-Animagus

- Harry sleeps with lots of attractive witches

- Harry is part Veela

- Harry is a sex god

- no one recognises the new Harry

- Harry is resorted

- someone quotes the 'Hogwarts Rulebook'

- Harry embraces his Slytherin side (he only hated them because of Dumbledore's manipulations)

- Harry gets own Hogwarts house

- Harry is heir of Hogwarts and owns and controls the school

- Harry falsely accused and sent to Azkaban (betrayed by 'friends')

- Ron being jealous

- Hermione being bossy, and saying he should listen to Dumbledore

- Harry's stuff is destroyed and his owl killed in front of him

- Harry has a phoenix familiar and they can mind-speak

- Hedwig turned into a phoenix

- Harry granted exception from underage magic (and other) laws

- Dumbledore passes law forcing Harry back to Hogwarts

- Deluded Ginny obsessed with Harry

- Harry has a harem

- Voldemort is defeated by 'love'

- Harry gets new hyphenated title

- Harry is awarded Order of Merlin

- Harry aces N.E.W.T.s, even taking subjects not at Hogwarts

- Harry is so happy to be a father because 'he's always wanted a family'