::::: If Tobi were to get a tooth decay ::::: Season 2::::: Chapter 2:::::

"Kiss?" Konan questioned.

I nodded, "Everything is IN THE BOOK!"

I pointed at the book of...weirdness...

Konan took a glance at Pain, and Pain looked back at her, a hint of love in his eyes.

Maybe – was it love or was it lust?

Anyway, Konan looked at Pain weirdly.

"Hello? Guys, kiss already!" I urged.

Konan stayed silent and still.

Pain leaned forward, and the gap between the 2 became less.

As their lips were about to touch...BAM!

Pain was hit against the wall by Tobi, who was hugging him tightly.

"LEADER-SAMA CANNOT KISS THE FAIR LADY!" Tobi screamed.

Pain was apparently smashed INTO the wall, him now becoming a part of it.

Everyone was silent, until I spoke up.

I put a thumbs up at Tobi, "GOOD WORK TOBI!"

Tobi put a thumbs up as well, and was still holding Pain down, "TOBI GOT HIM!"

The other members were like this: O.o, except for Itachi.

I told him of the plan earlier on.

Anyway...

POW!

Tobi was sent to the other side of the room, crashing into the wall opposite of Pain.

"TOBI! WHAT THE HELL? I WAS FINALLY GOING TO KISS MY KONAN, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO?" Pain yelled, brushing himself off.

"BUT KONAN SAID TO DO THIS!" Tobi argued, holding his mask.

His mask was a bit cracked.

Pain raised an eyebrow, "You really think that'll work?"

Tobi looked at Pain puppy-eyed, "Yeah. Tobi will think it will work."

"Pfft. Konan, you tell him it's—" Pain started.

POW!

We watched in wonder as Konan punched Pain in the face.

He was left in a daze, little baby ducks started to float around his head.

I never knew Pain could actually get sort of fatigued!

Bwahahahahaha!

I have an excellent idea up my sleeve!

Muahahahahahahahaha!

Muahaha...ha...ha...

No one's laughing along with me!

I feel lonely...

The whole room was silent as Konan lifted her hand up to fix her hair after she just punched Pain in the face.

Ooh.

O.O

Talk about R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D.

Hear that Pain?

R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D.

Rejected, man.

You just got owned.

By a female no less!

Konan walked over to me, took the book, and gave it to Itachi, "Burn it."

Her demanding tone is even more greater than Pain's...she should be the actual leader here.

"Hn," Itachi took the book, "Hidan."

Hidan walked over, grumpy, "*pickle* this...why did it have to be me? Couldn't it be Kakuzu or something?"

"No." Itachi said, doing a jutsu that lit the book on fire.

The flames bustled around the room, and the book kept burning.

And burning.

And burning...

Burning...

Burning...

Burning...

"WHEN THE *PICKLING* HELL IS THIS GOING TO *PICKLING* BURN?" I screamed, furious.

I snatched the book from Hidan's hand, and chucked it at Pain, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FREAKING FAULT!" I yelled.

Actually, it's not.

I just say that so that everyone can blame him for everything.

Lying is an important skill in the Akatsuki.

The only one who could even detect them was that Itachi...

Damn that.

"WHAT? HOW THE HELL IS THIS MY FAULT? YOU RUINED OUR WEDDING!" Pain yelled.

"Exactly," I gave him a thumbs up and a grin, "Konan told us to. She hates you. Now get over it and go back to your paperwork."

Pain's mouth was literally hanging open, like his life was over.

I burst out laughing, really, for no apparent reason.

Well, one reason.

He looked hilariously funny when he had his mouth hanging, and that he practically turned to stone.

"Konan only said 'yes' to you was...because she wanted to kill you from the inside out. Happy now? Say thank you." I patted him on the back.

Water then started dripping onto the ground, "There, there, Pain. Don't cry over that."

"I'm not crying." Pain stated, looking up at me.

There was water on his face, but no signs of him crying.

I paused half smile.

Then something trickled down my back.

I screamed, getting away from Pain and his weirdness.

"WHAT THE *PICKLING* HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" I screamed, backing away, hiding behind Itachi.

"WHAT THE HELL? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, DAMMIT! YOU'RE THE ONE ASSUMING STUPID PETTY THINGS, UNLIKE ME, WHO'S SURPRIOR TO YOU!" Pain shouted back, pointing a finger at me.

"WELL, SOR—RY! IT'S NOT MY FREAKING FAULT THAT SOMETHING TOUCHED ME ON THE BACK!"

"IT WAS YOUR FAULT! YOU MADE IT TOUCH YOURSELF!"

"WELL—wait, what did you say?" I asked, my mouth twitching.

"Urgh! What the hell is wrong with you people? You guys go ahead and ruin our wedding, then you blame me for everything!" Pain complained, standing up, brushing himself off.

He still looked ugly, and I had to admit, "PFFT! YOU LOOK GAY!"

Uh oh...

I shouldn't have said that.

Author's Note: Hi there, dearest readers. I'll be updating every 2-3 days, sometimes even everyday! I'll try to whizz through this story as fast as I can, as I know there are many of you people out there who like this story. There might even be a season 3...tell me what you think! :D Feedback is always appreciated!