Hey everyone,
This was only going to be a wonshot but now, 2 and a half years later, I got inspiration to write more so here it is. Please enjoy.
Disclaimer: The Teen Titans belong to Cartoon Network. My sock belongs to me... wait, that's my mums...
As it turns out, rendering someone's crush unconscious is not a good idea. Especially when the person with said crush is a Tamaranean. Particularly when said Tamaranean can shoot starbolts at people, can fly, and can crush a car with her little finger. For those of you who have still got no idea what I'm on about, Starfire was pissed off that we'd knocked Robin out, and decided to get revenge. She may appear innocent but believe me, she's pure evil inside.
She teamed up with Melvin, who was happy to help considering that I'd been involved in her forced taking of castor oil, and together they set about plotting to utterly humiliate me and Kid Flash, and succeeded. First, she somehow got hold of a video camera and put it, hidden in our room, no, I don't know how she got in, but I have a feeling that Melvin may have been responsible. Anyway, she decided that using as a live webcam on the titan's would be a good idea. I've got to give it to her; it was clever, but also incredibly embarrassing for us. Particularly because I got changed in that room, it's now Speedy's wallpaper. So, hence, we got our revenge too.
She woke up the next morning with her hair dyed neon green, her uniforms replaced with orange overalls and red and yellow striped shirts and Silkie with the word "Slade" spray painted on him. That actually set the still unconscious Robin into a fit. Melvin didn't escape either; we got Timmy to cut off her pig-tales. We were prepared to bribe him but he agreed straight away, he also claimed to have short-sheeted her bed but she was short enough that she didn't notice. That was actually a real shame because we spent ages teaching him to short-sheet a bed. Anyway, Starfire was really, really annoyed, especially because she had no proof that we'd done it. With Robin unconscious, Raven was in charge, and she was on our side. And because she had no proof it was us, and really didn't feel like dusting for fingerprints, we got off free. Besides, Melvin really liked her new hairstyle after a few days so she really wasn't going to tell on Timmy. And if Timmy wasn't told on, then he wouldn't rat on us. Thinking back, we really shouldn't have thought we'd get away that easily...
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