a/n: time 4 the next chapta! I hope u all liek dis.
nothing bucuz just as he opened hiz mouth, DUMBLYDORE came out.
"YO WHAT CHU GUYZ STILL DOIN OUT HERE? ITZ TIEM 4 THE SORTIN ALL 7TH YARS NEED 2 BE IN THE GRATE HALL." he sed, b4 swaggerin back inside HOGWARTS. hermyone swooned cuz she wuz totally in luv wit dumblydore.
"HE IS SO HAWT!" she exclaimed and I looked at her grossly.
"ew hes old" ron sed, standing up slowly, flexing his muscles.
we made our way into the grate hall where all teh studentz were seated in thur housez. the seventh yars were standing in a strait line at the front and a hat was on a stool. teh frist student waked up. he wuz creepy and white and he had no nose.
"omg, why are you so white?" hermyone asked him. he wuz going to answer and then...GINNY WEASLEY STOOD UP, that slut. she fliped her ginger hair that wuz really gross and sed, "OMG HERMYONE U JUST CANT ASK PPL WHY THEY R WHITE"
her ugly frends zaelda, peach and ariel laghed, well except ariel. all she did was go "AHH AHH AHH! AHH AHH AHH! AHH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH" (A/N: in teh tune of dat song, duh!) thatz all she eva does.
hermyone looked sad n even though every1 hatez her, we al hated ginny more cuz she gave Kirby aids. so I stood up n sed "OMG U PROBABLY SLEPT WIF HIM"
the hole shool gasped!
"ok settle down" the hot defense against the dark arts teacher sed. all teh gurls used 2 want him to bone them until they fund out he is gay. him n teh muggle studies teacher r fuking, we all njo dat. (a/n: THEY TURN INTO DOGS N MATE OK?)
teh white kid sat down and the hat talked!
"" sed hermyone. "THAT HAT JUST TALKED!"
"no shit sherlok wut r u a mudblood?" dumbydore sed. hermyone cryed.
"oh, vary interesting" sed the hat. "yes, yes. lord voldemort. where should u be sorted"
the boy laughed nervously "aEHHH EHHE HEHH"
"omg I was gonna put u in slytherin but u don't have an evil lAUGH! hoqw can u be a slytherin without a laugh! so better be...HUFFLEPUFF"
the shool laughed. "wut the fuck is a hufflepuff?" I asked ron. he shrugged but blaine sed "IT IS A GIOOD FINFDAH"
"BLAINE" called the hat, and he looked up. "omg guise it iz my turn!" he waked 2 the hat but didn't put it on cuz it wuld ruin hiz hair.
he stopped n stared. "what is wrong blaine?" sed ron. he looked around. "I feel like...IVE BEEN HERE BEFORE."
a/n: OMG WHY DOEZ BLAINE FEEL LIEK HEZ BEEN DER? HE HAZNT! WUT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?
