Baka and Test - The Four Distinct Seasons of the Year

Created by Mr. Baka (BakaFanBoy)
I do not own Baka and Test

By the way, the italic words are the Being's words.


Spring (Vernal)

In Japan, spring means "Haru" in Japanese, its symbol is the cherry blossom or sakra in Japanese. It starts in March until May though.


April 8,
Class 3 - D, 5:10 PM
Sunny Day (Buddha's Birthday, Kambutsu-e)

A perfect day to examine the new summoning system.


It was sunny, tweeting birds, fresh air coming in our classroom. The class has ended, many schoolmates of ours went home already. All its left is me and the other friends of mine. I am shaken up to examine together with Yuuji, Muttsulini, Hideyoshi, Himeji-san, Minami, Kirishima-san, Kudo-san, and Kinoshita-san. I desire they'll join as well.

"I am fatigued.. Where's that darn old hag anyway?!", muttered Yuuji, he's always like that. We were here more than 5 minutes.. I am glad that I conserve my energy last 6 days.

Door opened.

Door shut.

"Appears that you're all prepared, my cute students.", said the Principal, the darn old hag.

"We are~ always!", I stated

"Alright, I need everyone of you test the new summoning system. I'll contribute something to your Beings when the testing went well. I'll cast the summoning field in a few seconds. Please wait here and I will see to it you guys afterwards. Good luck~"

Later on, the whole school was covered by a red summoning field. Perchance we can start now..

"Well then, how about all of us summon together so that it'll be fair?", Minami stated.

"That's a respectable idea, Minami. You rushed up on summoning with Muttsulini and Hideyoshi on your SPINE!"

"Shut up, will you?"

My precious spine..

"Why don't we begin now, everyone?", said Kudo-san.

"Ow! MINAMI YOUR HAIR IS VERY TICKLISH, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP?!", I panicked.

"How is it ticklish?! My hair never touched your body.", she replied.

"Minami-chan and Akihisa-kun, can you please stop immediately? We're almost to begin", demanded Himeji-san

Oh Himeji-san~ You're my life saver! This is why I adore you.

"Fine, but I still won't forgive Aki."

So cruel and unrefined.. Perchance I should go talk to her?

"Um, Minam-", Yuuji interrupted.

"Alright everyone, in the count of 3, I want everybody to summon."

""Okay~""

1...

Damn that Yuuji..

2...

I care he never interrupted my sentence..

3...

It was my chance to apologize to Minami..

""Summon.""

Oh, I forgot to cite..

"No fair, Akihisa!"

"Yeah~ The new system!"

"That's what I say when I see a new schoolhouse! E-Eh?", stated Himeji-san

""WHAAAAT?!""

Their Beings can talk, maybe I should summon mine too.

"Summon.", I exclaimed.

"Look at the Beings outfit! Akihisa's Being is still an headless knight.", proclaimed Hideyoshi.

My Being was a headless knight last year, but its size is now like our old Beings.

"Yuuji, kick my head."

"Sure."

Hence, he kicked my Being's head, it conked out.

"Eh? It didn't exactly fly off of the shelves.. Besides, the pain didn't react to Akihisa."

"That is weird.."

Yuuji is a very honest person.. Perchance I am not the Punishment Inspector anymore? Yuuji's Being looks like a badass Gladiator, huh? Me and Yuuji's Being isn't wearing helmets..

"Guys, look! Akihisa's Being looks like a Medieval Knight while Yuuji's is a Gladiator.", stated Hideyoshi.

Look at Hideyoshi's Being, it looks like an Ashigaru or something..

".. (Nods)", nodded Muttsulini.

Muttsulini's Being is always a ninja, but this fourth dimension, he is using a samurai sword... weird.

"Umm.. Everyone, I made some cookies just in case someone is hungry.", said Himeji-san.

Look at Himeji-san's cute Being.. It's so cute, oh~ I want to- Her Being's kimono is so kawaii..

"Himeji-san, what type of warrior is your Being?"

"Maybe Onna-bugeisha..?"

"..."

"W-What is it, Akihisa-kun?!"

"WHO'S HIMEJI-SAN'S HUSBAND?!"

"AKIHISA! WHAT THE HELL? YOU ARE TALKING NONSENSE AGAIN."

"YUUJI! ARE YOU THE HOUSEWIF-"

. . .

"Anyways, Himeji-san, your Being is very cute."

"E-Eh? T-Thank you, A-Akihisa-kun."

"Yuuji."

"No! Akihisa was lying! Himeji isn't my- OWW IT HURTS."

"Aki, what do you reckon of my Being..?", Minami blushed.

"Hm, let's find out.. It looks like a.."

"A..?"

"A-Adolf Hitler!"

. . .

My precious arm..

"Shimada, your Being is a Germanic Warrior I think..", said Kirishima-san.

"Oh well, Aki, I won't still forgive you. ;("

Well, darn it all to heck.. I nevertheless have to justify to her though..

"Hey Muttsulini-kun~ my Being looks like Himeji too~"

"..Hmph."

"May I see what's inside that kimono?"

"..Smack smack smack"

"Haha~ If you insist~ ;)"

".. SPLATTER"

Door opened, unknown.

Door springs shut.

"How is the new system, everyone?"

"It's unforgivable that my Being didn't change. Well, I consider the creator is stu-"

"Say that again?"

GOMEN.

"Anyways, each of you will receive a golden wristband. But only once for use."

""WHAAAAAAT?!""

"I hope you enjoyed the new system, especially those two darn brats."

"Darn old hag, I have a question."

"What is it, Sakamoto?"

"Why is Akihisa not the Punishment Inspector anymore?"

"Like Nishimura said, he'll only give the priority to those who are bad at studying. Look at Yoshii, he's studying good for the sake of his parents."

How did you know?!

"Anyways, look at the time, the school is closing. Go home now."

""Okay.""


April 8,
Entrance Gate, 5:54 PM
Setting Sun

Relaxation Time.


The sun marks, its status along the sensible horizon. The girls arrived home together with no problems. Hideyoshi and her sister went home too, likewise on Muttsulini. All its left was me and Yuuji.

"Akihisa, what do you recall of the new system?"

"Well.. my Being looks better today. So yes!"

"Well, you're not the Punishment Inspector anymore.. At least you mastered on controlling your Being."

"What if the Being is self-controlled?"

"You imbecile! That is why that darn old hag makes us come up the beasts."

"Oh.. I see!"

"Anyways, Class E is declaring an ESB on us at 29. You better be prepared, Akihisa."

"Of course, Yuuji! Oh, we're applying the points on the replacement exam?"

"Yes."

"Oh.. Okay."

"We're attacking Class B and C, together before the last term."

"Alright.. I will certainly do my best."

"Class F also wants to aid us in attacking B and C. Therefore, if Class E wants to aid us, we can win this war."

"Ah, that makes sense!"

"Anyways, I am going home. Bye."

I waved my hand as a sign of goodbye. Nevertheless, I am not the Punishment Inspector anymore.. I want to study good or I will become an idiot instead? What path shall I follow?

Likewise, I am worried that Minami will hate me soon. I must apologize to her before it's too late.

The 8th day ended.