Dear Readers,

Damn that homework.

Love,

Gothichalloween x33

-Chappie Dos-

It was at this very moment that "Boobies" registered in Edward Elric's mind. "Shit, I'm a girl." He thought it was a dream, but there was no puffy, cloudy, dreamy thing bordering the screen. But, just to make sure, he looked into his pants.

"Holy Pussy, it's a shit!" He screamed in terror. He liked girls too much, and Halo2.

"Oh my God, I like girls.!" He kept yelling out loud. Alphonse just stood there, next to Winry. Lyra was off collecting stickers and comparing boobs at sleepovers to really care.

" Well, Lyra didn't stay very long." Alphonse finally said. They looked around, and found a note on the door, attached with a piece of Duct Tape ((A/N: I like Duck Tape better...)). It read:

Dear Edward Elric You need to know what it's like on the other sie of the gender blah blah blah blah.

Actually I just changed into a girl, you you couldn't be with Winry. and being the Ass-hole of this story I must make an ultimatum for you to become a boy again...like say, you come running to me, or be a girl forever! muha!

Signed, Lyra

" You would never go running to her." Winry said, with confidence ((although, she really had none, the Plot needs some protagonist shit, or something.)). When she looked over, Edward was oogling all over himself.

"Edward Elric quit looking at your boobs!" Winry yelled.

"It's Edie now!" Edward yelled back.

"Edie?"

"Yah! Like offa Desperate Houswives!" Winry's mouth fell open. How could he stand the drama of Desperate Houswives? Why did he pick Edie instead of Marcia Cross? Why did suddenly have over-reactive feelings? Why so many questions? Winry pinned Edward against the wall.

"Tell me you didn't watch Steel Magnolias."

"Uhmm"

"TELL ME YOU DIDN'T"

"Maybe"

"How much"

"I watched the whole thing, okay"

"Oh my God, he grew a vagina."

"Why do you have to be such a bitch about it?" Edwardina sniveled and ran into the bathroom. And ranted something about "feelings" and "peroids" but no one heard because of the state of shock they were in.

"We have to do something about her...she's turned into a Tyrannasaurus Bitch." Winry whined.

"If I know the real Edward, he's completely hardheaded. Bitchy in the world of girls."

"You said hardheaded..." Winry snickered.

"What?"

"Errr...nothing."

"No, what?" Alphonse said curiously.

"Seriously, its nothing...your like what, 8? I think you're too young."

"I'm 12." he huffed.

"I'mma Perv, okay."