Chapter 2:
"carrot, CARROT, NOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Vas HAPPENING!"
"Paws, Sugar! come BACK! no no STOP RUNNING!"
"Owww OWWIE My poor bottom."
"wuffff iff-mtttff howamffff- ssowwwwwwww"
You probably didn't understand a word from the previous paragraph.
I would be very surprised if you did.
I should probably explain now shouldn't I?
Those were the very strange reactions of those very strange boys who crashed into each other.
Well, not so strange reactions for these boys. You would agree if you knew for 10 minutes. I'll be sure to bet you would say they are the strangest people you would ever meet. And I know its safe to say they are stranger than Luna Lovegood and her father Xenophilius.
Let me tell you, that is saying something.
Lets get back on track people, I was trying to translate those crazy chaps reactions.
"carrot, CARROT, NOOOOOOOOOOOO" That was Louis, taking the loss of his dear and now dropped carrot to the heart. His expression would not have been out of place beside the bed of his dying love.
Poor kid, that was his last carrot.
"vas HAPPENING?!" Now, that was Zayn, you guessed it, completely lost as to why he was sprawled over a bright orange trunk with a cat (that probably weighted two stone, maybe more) curled up on his head when he was just walking innocently to the train with his head glued to his mirror. Where was that mirror, anyway?
"Paws, Sugar! come BACK! no no STOP RUNNING!" that was, no doubt, Harry, who was trying but not succeeding in rounding up his rowdy cats.
"Soft kitty, warm kitty
Little ball of furr
Lazy kitty, pretty kitty
purr, purr, purr"
When passerby's were giving Harry bewildered glances and all Harry would do was say "What? Its not like its my fault theyonly like the big bang theory version!"
"Owww OWWIE My poor bottom." That would be Niall, you see with that fellow, gravity does not quiet work the same way around normal people. You would probably understand better if you were there to see it, yourself. Niall, like most first years ran head-first through the barrier and kept going until he ran over Zayn and went sailing through the air and into Liam's trolley, sadly (and painfully) landing on his bottom.
yep, bottom. You never realize how hard and pointy the steel wires of the trolley are unto you test it out, like Niall unintentionally did, by landing onto it after a long run and a four foot landing.
"wuffff iff-mtttff howamffff-ssowwwwwwww" Oh look! we found Liam. not that it was hard with all the screeching and whiny coming from, which was very not-Liam behaviour. But-hey can you blame the kid? what Harry was singing is definitely the type of stay-in-your-head-all-week song. Plus, its not everyday when you see a bloke serenading his hyper-active cats! Now you want to know want Liam was saying? not very hard to guess, translation: "what is that horrid sound" really now, he was insulting Harry's voice per Se, he was wailing about the stay-in-your-head-all-week thing i was telling you about, or S.I.Y.H.A.W for short!
"I'm huuuuuuuuungry, Do any of you have food for the handicapped? asked Niall hopefully.
"Nuh-uh, i don't have any but i wish i had a carrot though, i really like carrots." said Louis looking wistfully at the carrot on the ground.
"Do any of you lads have a carrot? preferably thin and long and very orangey, i like my carrots to be an orangey orange, did any of you know orange is that one word which doesn't rhyme at all. ok ok I'll shut up, ummm now." Louis rattled nervously and cut himself off at the incredulous looks the boys were giving him.
"I have some carrot, its all shredded though, because my cats like them that way." said Harry happily, opening a round blue Tupperware box and handing it to Louis who looked very satisfied.
"thanks, uhh..." said Louis trailing off awkwardly.
"Harry, Harry Styles. From Cheshire." chirped Harry sticking his right hand for Louis.
"Louis Tomlinson, swag masta from doncaster." said Louis with a stupid grin on his face.
Liam shuffled over to Zayn and help him up "You're beside broken glass, and I'm Liam Payne"
"Thats not my name, im Malik, Zayn Malik."
"No James Bond, I mean there there are pieces of glass next to where you fell." said Liam exasperatedly
"Nooo not another one!" said Zayn tiredly, looking at the now broken glass of his mirror and then turned away.
"Hey, you in the trolley, whats your name?" Zayn called to Niall
"I'm huuuuungry" repeated a cranky Niall in a sleepy voice, distractedly
"hungry?" asked Louis in a confused voice.
"Hi Hungry!" said Harry, ever so cheerfully.
Niall finally realized his mistake, turning tomato red quickly saying " No, no! I'm Niall Horan, from Mullingar in Ireland. I am hungry though, anyone willing to help change that?"
"Sure Niall." Louis said generously offering the box of carrots to him.
"wait, what? i thought he was hungry?" said harry confusedly, finally settling the last oof his cats onto his lap.
"Not any more." said Niall, through a mouthfull of cat food, well, even if its just shredded carrot, it was meant for Harry's cats. Niall felt sick at the thought but decided to forget that one tiny fact, 'Its still food though, cat food or not, free food is good food.' thought Niall to himself comfortingly while shoveling the carrot/cat food down his throat, eating like there was no tomorrow. The rest of the boys watching in wide-eyed wonder. Who know such a small food could eat like that? where did all that food go? You know what? I dont even want to know.
"Hey, boys?" asked Liam suddenly.
"Yeah?" they chorused.
"The train is starting, oh no its LEAVING!".
The train was leaving, and ooh its getting faster. the boys better be fast, there aren't any flying cars around this time.
