A/N- these are just a few short Chloe songs I wrote during class... I don't really have anything against Chloe, but she is the most fun to write about. And obviously they're not true, well, most of it isn't, I added stuff. And do I really have to say that I don't own any smallville characters or anything else, because if I did, trust me, these songs would be playing after each episode.

Sing to the tune of
London Bridges
Chloe is falling down
To the ground
On a mound
Chloe is falling down
And Clark's too la-ate.

Sing to the tune of the Friends'
Phoebe's Shower Song
I'm going to sing this song to you
Stop me if you've heard it
My hair is out of style
And my nose is everywhere
And Clark Kent spelled backwards is Tnek Kralc
I love Lex and Clark
I love Lex and Clark
I love Lex and Clark
And Whitney

Sing to the tune of the Friends'
Phoebe's Blackout Song
Smallville citizens have gone sour
And the Kryptonite's gaining power
But for me it is not scary
'Cuz Clark Bar is here to save me!