A/N: This story shouldn't be long...hopefully.

Anyway, this chapter has to do more with Ally and America's relationship but this chapter will be crazy. Pssh, I was in World Geography when I thought of this XD

thanks for the feedback! I'm glad y'all liked it ^.^

Chapter 1

Olive Garden Smack Down!

"Get up, silly head!" Ally yelled in America's ear. "Wake up! Its important, dammit!"

"What?!" America yelled, "What's so important you have to wake me up at 5 in the fucking morning?"

Ally put her hands on her hips, "Nice to see you too. What's so important is that I'm going to jog. You had better have some breakfast together. Preferably a Mcgriddle, if you please." Ally was about to walk out of the room until she remembered something. "Oh yeah, everyone is having a World Meeting here at about noon. Don't be late, baby~" She blew him a kiss and in turn Alfred caught in his hand. Yes, it was very silly, but it was their thing and that's all that mattered.

America didn't hate Ally at all. Sometimes she was just a pain in the ass. Years ago, if you asked him what he thought of Ally he would not shut up about her. He had many good things and funny stories to tell. Now, he wasn't really enjoying her company as much. That was the sad thing. America groaned and went back to sleep.

*( World Meeting)*

"Shut up you dried up piece of hard stool!"

"Make me! I only speak the truth."

Ally and Marianne were fighting again. Marianne had insulted Ally's choice of clothing and made other insults about America. Ally knew she had a pretty good sense of fashion and this snooty bitch wasn't going to tell her otherwise. The two girls were about to come to blows when Monica and Germany walked in. Ally narrowed her eyes at Monica. Uh oh, here it goes again...

Ally grabbed both of Monica's breats and began to pull and squeeze, "How much did you pay for these fakers?! I want big tits like this!" Monica blushed and cried out in pain. All the male nations in the room had a nose bleed when they heard Monica cry out.

"America, stop Ally from molesting Monica!" Germany yelled to the irritated, blond nation. America rolled his eyes and said, "Dude, this isn't the first time she's done this and sure as hell won't be the last. Just be glad Ally hasn't raped anyone yet."

"Um, Ally? Can I ask you something?" Maria, Canada's female counterpart asked, "Um, what's 69?"

"A sex position. Why?"

"Well, Prussia keeps talking about it and Gilly blushes. So, I was curious...and how do you even know about 69?"

"Does it matter?" (1) Ally scoffed, "Jeez, loosen up sis."

The doors to the Meeting Hall opened and in walked, a smirking Felicia, a blushing Italy, and a pissed off Lovino ( A/N: I'm calling him that now because Romana calls him that and it won't confuse me ^.^) and Romana. Felicia pushed Italy and ran over to Ally to whisper in her ear.

"Italy, what's wrong?" Germany asked his friend.

"Um, well, Felicia, she-"

"HOLY CRAP!" Ally gasped and then she and Felicia continued the whispering and giggles, "HOW BIG WAS IT?"

Italy turned even more red and stuttered, "Ah, well, she, um-"

Ally winked at Italy, "Damn Italy, can I get a piece of that when you're done?"

Everyone nation started turning red or having a nosebleed when dirty thoughts entered their head. Felicia and Ally were confused on why everyone was reacting this way. Did they say something wrong?

The doors to the Meeting Hall opened again and Japan, Sakura, China, Mei, Russia, and Sonya came in. Ally exploded into a ball of happiness and hugged Sakura like there was no tomorrow. But, something was off...

"Why'd you cut your hair? It was pretty long!"

"It got in the way."

"Why?"

"Because it was too long."

"Why?"

"I don't know."

"Why?"

"Quit asking why, stupid America!" Marianne scolded. Ally smirked at her and asked, "Why?"

"Jeez, the girls are crazy, aru." China commented as he observed the fight going on between Ally and Marianne.

"Please tell me you did not just notice that. Maria drives me up the wall with her Justin Beiber albums playing all the time." Canada replied.

"Right," America narrowed his eyes at Canada, "I should kill you for introducing that crap to Ally. Then I'll kill England for One Direction Erection."

"It's One Direction Affection. "

America snorted, "Not in my world."

Felicia jumped on Monica's back. "I want a piggy back ride! Come on, horsey!"

"Um, well,-" Monica stuttered, but it was too late. Felicia pulled on Monica's braid and the German girl was forced to go forward. So far, there was a girl fight between Marianne and Ally, accusation towards Canada, Felicia riding on Monica's back and pretending to be a jockey in the Kentucky Derby, Germany was trying hard to get Italy to talk Prussia asking Maria and Gilly if they want to see his five meters, Russia and Sonya chasing China and Mei, Romana and Lovino were playing rock paper scissors ( can you imagine?) and Sakura and Japan were standing isolated away from everyone.

That is the beautiful and entertaining scene England and Alice walked in on. "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU WANKERS DOING?!" They yelled in unison. Everyone stopped doing what they were doing. But, it was America and Ally who broke the silence.

"Wow, you two are just alike!" They both exclaimed. Their eyes met and they smiled, "So are we!"

*( Seven Minutes Later)*

After calming everyone down, the meeting started. Well, the meeting was mainly for the girls, but the boys knew how crazy they could get so they always accompanied them.

"Halloa (2) everyone. I just want to welcome everyone back and remind you that the girls will meet at Olive Garden for dinner and we are sleeping over my house." Alice held up a CD case, "And I got the new 1D album! Oh, I'm so excited!"

"Iggy, go to hell for making that crap." America whispered.

England smirked, "I said the exact thing when you made all that Miley Cyrus crap and Alice was into it."

For the rest of the meeting, it consisted of gossiping, screaming, random outbursts, fights ( Miss Romana versus Mei?!) and, well, fun.

Anyway, that night the girls met at Olive Garden and now they were playing two truths and one lie. Basically, you tell three facts about yourself and someone has to guess which one is a lie. It was Marianne's turn. "Hmmm, I have a crush on Prussia, I actually ate a cheeseburger, or I kissed Taylor Lautner once. Which one is a lie?"

Romana rolled her eyes, "Obviously, it's the cheeseburger one. I can never see you eating that."

Felicia smiled, "It's the Taylor Lautner one. Oh~ I knew you had a crush on Prussia!" Felicia was a hopeless romantic which was one of the many things that pissed Romana off about her sister. You don't want to get her started on Lovino or Italy.

"It's obviously the Taylor Lautner kiss or the cheeseburger." Alice guessed.

Marianne laughed, "Silly people, it's obviously the cheeseburger one. That's the lie!"

"No way, aru! You did not kiss a movie star!" Mei and Sakura exclaimed.

"No, it's true. After all, he was attracted to my sexy hair."

"So," Felicia leaned forward with her eyes sparkling, "It's true you have a crush on Prussia?!"

Marianne nodded, "Yep. I asked him out and we are going to lunch and the movies tomorrow. Honhonhonhon. I hope we-"

Ally glared at her. Last time she had come out, Prussia had always taken Ally out somewhere. Hell, they might as well been boyfriend and girlfriend. And right now, with Marianne talking about her love for Prussia, made Ally's hatred for Marianne even worse. It was like all her anger and hatred controlled Ally at this moment that she picked up a handful of spaghetti and flung it in Marianne's face and hair.

The sauce dripped from her hair and face, however, she still looked mad enough and glared at Ally. She said in mock shock, "Oh, I'm sorry! Didn't you and Prussia have a thing? I'll make sure to consider that when we make love tomorrow." Marianne picked up a handful of ravioli and flung it at Ally, who ducked at the last second, and instead it landed on Romana and Alice.

The two girls looked and nodded at each other and threw their drinks at Marianne and it ended up on Mei and Gilly also.

"That totally was not awesome!" Gilly yelled and stood up. The albino girl threw her cup of soup on Alice and the bowl of salad on Romana.

"FOOD FIGHT!" Some random person who is in no way important to this story yelled. Ravioli, cheese, sauce, meat, alfredo and other Italian cuisine were thrown across the restraunt. Ally and Marianne went to the extreme and pulled each other's hair, scratched at each other with their nails ( which were like freaking talons!) and took off their shoes.

You know when the shoes come off, shit's gonna happen. (3)

The waiters, manager, and other people tried to stop the girls, but it was pointless. You can't stop a bunch of female nations from fighting. They are girls, what did people expect? To be proper? That was soooo the 1800's. Um, anyway, the police were finally called and were hauled off to jail. It wasn't that hard since they were all tazered and handcuffed.

At the jail, the girls had to call their "brothers", as what they were calling them, and explain the situation. It took a total of two hours for all the girls to be bailed out.

"Dammit, Mei! Stop getting into trouble, aru!" China yelled at his female counterpart. He grabbed her wrist and walked out of the jail. When Prussia went to retrieve Gilly, Marianne hugged him and kissed him. She had made sure that Ally was watching. At seeing the sight of the two together, Ally died a little inside. He didn't even care that she was there. He used to care, but that was a while ago.

America and Ally really didn't have much to say. He was sleeping when Ally called and was pretty peeved he had to wake up to bail her sorry ass out of jail. Ally knew he was mad, but she couldn't help but cry. America sighed and wiped her tears away, "Why are you crying?"

Ally didn't respond and instead hugged America. "C-Can we go home and w-watch Dear John?" She asked.

"You want some ice cream too?" America teased.

Ally laughed and nodded her head, "Yep, sounds great."

Alice couldn't help but feel envious. Ally and America had a pretty good relationship, but England and her seemed to be falling apart. Instead of having fun like they used too, he barely looked her in the eye and always seemed to be in his room. Alice couldn't help but worry.

What was happening to her dear England?

A/N: Wow, that was amazing ._. but yeah I looooove Prussia x Fem! America so I had to include them. But yeah I have to say this chapter turned out well.

1- Last night my friend saw a picture on Facebook that said 1+1 = 69 and she didn't get it so I had to tell her. Then she asked me how I knew that and I asked her did it matter. So, that's why I had to include it xD

2- I'm reading Great Expectations and the people say Halloa~ haha

3- I've seen woman fight and their shoes are always off ._. weird ...

I hoped you enjoy! I had a great day today! :D

Updated: 11/1/12 ^.^