What do we have so far?
Klonoa= A young cabbit who knows nothing about the world. He's extremely naive also. He uses his wind ring to pick up enemies to shoot the into others or to boost his jump. Main character of this story.
Guntz= An older black and yellow wolf who uses guns as his attack method. His father was killed by Janga and he seeks great revenge. For now he lives his life in Gensokyo and is occasionally seen in Green hill zone. Secondary character of this story.
Bass= A robot who was created by Dr. Wily to mimick and rival Megamans abilties. Unlike Megaman though, Bass has a rapid fire buster which he can easily shoot in all directions. He's not innocent at all. A main neutral in the story.
Mokou= An immortal phoenix that seeks revenge on Kaguya for embarrassing her father by giving him the "impossible requests." Now a loner in the bamboo forest, she sometimes hangs out with Klonoa and the others and has a secret crush on both Keine and Zero. A recurring character in the story.
X= A maverick hunter and is friends with Zero. All he wants was peace in the world but Sigma keeps ruining it, coming up with many new plots each time. In his free time, he takes long walks and enjoys painting. He is a recurring character in the story.
Zero= A blond-haired maverick hunter who is X's best friend. Having to go through lots of crap in his life he never looks down. He is a goods friends to Klonoa, Mokou, and Guntz while holding a frienemy relationship with Bass. In his free time he often visits the human village in Gensokyo and writes memoirs. A recurring character in the story.
Keine= A half human half were-hakutaku. She is a history teacher in the human village of Gensokyo and has a huge crush on Mokou. She seems to be on good terms with everyone except the maverick hunters; the reason is unknown as well. A side character in the story.
Let's pick up where we left off, shall we?
/
Guntz found his way back into Gensokyo, following the cabbit's footsteps, and came to a sudden halt when they stopped.
"That's weird..." Guntz pondered. "He couldn't of just flown away..."
A couple feet away he spotted weird marks in the ground. He then noticed that they were dragging marks, picking up from where Klonoa's footsteps stopped.
"Oh screw me..." Guntz muttered and ran as fast as he could to the one place he would never want to go...
The Scarlet devil mansion...
/
X was painting a picture of Zero.
"Zeerrroo! Please sit still! I can't see you that good..." X kept nagging Zero for squirming so much.
Zero wasn't exactly a hyper kind of dude but he still couldn't stay in one place for a long time. He definitely gets bored easily.
"...X your taking forever!"
"Shhhh! It'll be over before you know it..."
"You keep saying that! It's been two hours..."
"Sorry! It's hard to paint the boobs..." X accidently said.
"...These aren't real you know...?"
Suddenly Guntz crashed into the scene. Well, crashed in meaning X's painting.
"Noooo! All my hard work gone!" X cried. He then looked at Guntz and slanted his eyes.
"This better be important..." X growled in a lower voice.
"Yes! Yes! Very very important! Klonoa has been kidnapped! And evidence points to that mansion..." Guntz grunted.
"You need are help?" Zero wondered.
"Why else would I be asking you guys?!"
"You owe me a soda then... TWO sodas..." X hissed.
/
The trio arrived at the mansion. The gate keeper, a Chinese lady, was sleeping at the entrance.
"Welp lets go in!" X cheered.
The lady suddenly woke up. "Huh?" But saw nothing.
/
Guntz burst through the doors of the mansion just to find a scarlet eyed vampire sitting at her throne.
"Where's... Klonoa?!" Guntz demanded.
"Ufufufu..." The vampire laughed. "I have no idea what your talking about..."
"Your lying... I can see it all over you face!" Guntz exclaimed.
The young vampire took out a mirrior and looked at herself closely. "I don't see lying, wolf, get out!"
"We're not going until we see Klonoa!" Zero said taking out his Z-Saber.
The vampire laughed again. "My name is Remilia Scarlet. And I'm not afraid of you..."
"Well you should be you... you BUTTHEAD!" X attemped a comeback.
"X... Leave the talking to us..." Zero sighed and looked back at Remilia. "We won't ask you again... WHERE'S KLONOA?!"
"Shut up. I don't care about this Klonarwhateverhisnameis!" Remilia grunted.
The trio uncomfortably shifted to the right.
"What?"
"Another strong one..."
Suddenly a grey-haired girl who looked to be about in her late teens ran through the door.
"Sakuya... Take care of these fools... I have some important business to attend to..." Remilia ordered of the girl and walked into another room.
"HEY! GET THE HELL BACK HERE YOU BITCH!" Guntz called a made a run for it at the door.
"My name is Sakuya Izayoi." Sakuya grinned. "Prepare your anuses..."
/
Guntz was being chased by Remilia the vampire. He was surprisingly far ahead but the loli was catching up rather fast...
"Crap! I need a distraction! But what..." Guntz thought to himself. "Think Guntz think!"
Suddenly he came up with an idea. He dashed into the next room he saw.
The room was filled with barrels. Guntz ripped off a piece of wood painfully and held it up where Remilia was.
"HALT!"
"YOU CAN'T HALT ME!" Remilia whined.
"I can if I have this! Now, show me to where Klonoa is!" Guntz asked of her.
"For the last time I don't know where your stupid Klonoa is!" Remilia screamed at him. Guntz just shifted.
Then, a high pitched scream came from a couple rooms down and Remilia started to sweat.
"Ufufu... That's just a song I listen to every now and then. It's called 'the screams of my victims'. I forgot to turn off the tape..." Remilia lied.
"...Are you a sadist?" Guntz asked.
"NO!" Remilia yelled at him.
Guntz heard the scream again and headed towards the room.
/
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE THAT MANY F**KEN KNIVES?!"
Zero and X were dodging knives for they're life. Sakuya wasn't exactly physcally or metally powerful, but damn, she threw knives like there was no tomorrow...
"SHUT UP AND LET ME KILL YOU!" Sakuya grinned as she kept throwing knives in all directions.
The two reploids thought it would never end until a familiar voice bursted through the walls.
"SAKUYA! I'M HERE TO TAKE YOUR HEART! EMOTIONALLY!" The girl broke open the walls and dashed in.
"I NEVER LOVED YOU MEILING! NOW SHUT THE HELL UP BITCH I'M TRYING TO KILL SOME ROBOTS!" Sakuya yelled.
"OH IT ON LIKE DONKEY KONG MOTHERF**KER!" Meiling shouted back.
Suddenly danmaku filled the room.
"Oooooo! Fireworks..." X smiled as he walked happily towards the "fireworks".
"X! Watch out!" Zero warned and pushed X out of the way.
"ZEEERRROOO!" X watched as his friend got pounded with loads of danmaku and fell over.
"Don't worry...X. I always...come back in the next... game..." Zero told X before he literally died.
X cried while Sakuya and Meiling took they're battle outside.
/
When Guntz ran into the room he saw Klonoa tied up to a pole with a ball-gag in his mouth to prevent him from screaming. Luckliy, he screams pretty loud when he's in danger.
Guntz ran up to the traumatized cabbit and took off the ball-gag.
"Guntz! Thank you!" Klonoa squealed with joy.
"Yeah don't mention it kid... Now let's get you out..."
"Not so fast..."
Guntz then turned around to see Remilia, wings a larger size and eyes full of rage. "THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE FOR FLANDRE! YOU FREAKEN RUINED IT!"
"Welp here comes stage six..." Guntz sighed and got out his gun. "I have full amo! Get ready to be blasted away!"
"Go ahead... I'll be sure to save your remains for all the hungry Youkai out there. Your little friend will be my dessert..." Remilia threatened.
"Screw you. This is a fight to the death! I will love to see your wings plated on my walls!"
"EVERYONE PLEASE JUST STOP!"
A figure not much smaller then Remilia's slowly walked out of the shadows. She was holding a teddy bear.
"Please don't fight... Onee-sama... Please don't kill Mr. Wolfy and Mr. Cabbit..."
"Wolfy?!" Guntz took offence.
"Flandre... Go back to your room. Onee-sama has some important business to take care of..." Remilia told the girl.
"You always say that! Why don't you ever have time for me anymore?!" Flandre screamed in tears at her sister and ran back into the darkness.
"Flandre wai- Grrr... nevermind... She never listens. What a brat she is..." Remilia sighed. "You two are free to go. And it's best that your two should never come here again..."
"That was wrong... THAT WAS WRONG!" Guntz yelled. "All that girl wanted was love from her sister yet you keep turning her away! What's the big freaken deal with that?! Can't you at least tell her how you feel or show her that she's not alone?! She wants memories with her sister! because someday... One of you two will be gone... And someone would want to remember all the fun times they had with the fallen..." Guntz then shedded some tears.
"...His dad died." Klonoa said.
"Maybe I shouldn't of took that ball-gag off..." Guntz coldly snorted at the black and white cabbit.
"...What have I done..." Remilia curled up in her signature "charisma break" and cried a bit.
"Go to her..." Guntz told Remilia. "She needs you more then anyone else in the world now..."
Remilia stood up and nodded, wiping away a couple tears. She then walked down towards the basement.
/
The basement was a cold, dark, and wet place. It always over heated and during summer to Flandre's annoyance. Remilia though put something's in there and adjusted it a bit to look like a regular and comfy room.
Remilia slowly walked down the creaky steps. "Flandre?"
"Go away..."
Remilia heard her sisters voice and walked closer. "Flandre?"
"Leave me be..."
Remilia got closer and closer until the sisters were practically standing a few inches apart.
"What the hell do you want?"
"Uhhh... I came to check on you...?"
"Why do you care?"
"Because sisters always care."
"Pfft... Yeah right."
"Can I sit down?"
"Sure, whatever..."
Remilia took a seat on a chair. "So... How is it down here?"
"You only care about yourself, do you..." Flandre started completely ignoring her older sisters question.
"...No... No Flandre you got it all wrong!" Remilia quickly replied. "Please! I'm just so busy!"
"Busy is all I hear these days! I want to hang out with you onee-sama!" Flandre hissed.
Flandre rose up from her seat and turned on the light. "You know what? I'm f**king done respecting you Remilia... You treat me like bloody sh*t! And for what? Because your 'BUSY'." Flandre barked harshly.
"No!"
"Yes! Can't I ever get yes out of you?!" Flandre screamed.
"WE ARE OFFICALLY NOT SISTERS!"
/
"Guntz... This rope is rubbing against my skin..." Klonoa groaned.
"Shut up will ya? I'm actually trying this time!" Guntz then got Klonoa free.
"Yay! Now we can get ice cream!"
"Wait did you hear that?" Guntz lowered his voice and waited.
...
"Nevermind... I thought I heard a big explosion like-"
Suddenly a huge explosion occured in the basement.
Flandre Scarlet quickly flew out of the scene. "FREE! FREE AS THE WIND!" She yelled.
Good thing it was nighttime... Or else she would be a grilled bat...
"HOLY F**KEN SH*T! WHO LET HER OUT?!" Guntz panicked and found Remilia laying on the basement ground looking as dead as a fish.
"I...I tried... But she wouldn't... Listen..." The bruised Remilia sobbed.
"We'll find her..." Guntz said.
/
X was spamming hadoukens onto Sakuya.
"Wow... You sure like using that..."
X looked behind him and saw Zero standing tall and prideful.
"ZERO!" X smiled.
"See? I told you I always come back in the next game~"
/
That...Was...Intense.
This is a lot different from when my and Ky played it out. The alternative ending is when Flandre and Remilia become on great terms with each other and get ice cream with the others. In this one though I wanted this incident to run on a for a little longer just to make things a bit more heated up... I'm so horrible...
The funny thing is that the only thing I remember from the original was Zero saying "I always come back in the next game~". I added that again just for laughs and to lighten up the atmosphere a bit. I made it a bit to dark for a story like this BUT whatever it happens...
Also for each chapter in the beginning I'll introduce some new character/s just for the trivia and to understand the story more.
(I DO NOT OWN KLONOA, MEGAMAN, OR TOUHOU NOR DO I MAKE MONEY WITH THEM. THIS FANFICTION WAS MADE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.)
Thank you~ ;)
