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Author's note: I hope you like it, another little conversation, this time between James and Sirius, our two brunette marauders discussed which one it's the bigger lady's man. Reviews… please!!

Lorien Lupin

" Conversations"

II. James and Sirius

A simple phrase was all it took for a perfectly calm and pleasant breakfast to get ruined for Remus and Peter, that hearing the beginnings or an argument that they'd heard hundreds of times, have gather their stuff and walked early for their first class.

- Captain of the quidditch team or not, I'm still the bigger lady's man here. – That have being the specific phrase, and it have being pronounce by Sirius Black out of the blue, without warning of any kind, and without anything in the original conversation to justify it.

- Oh, please! Don't make me laugh, Sirius; that's the funniest thing that I heard in a month – that was James Potter's reply.

- Girls are willing to share me as long as they get to have me – adduced Sirius, his smile of superiority not wavering at all.

- Your practically public propriety, Sirius, like the bathrooms; of course they willing to share – replied James mockingly – I, on the hand, I'm a true lady's man, girls form in line for a date with me, no girl can resist me when I put my mind on it.

- I have two words for you – begun Sirius with an evil smile – Lily Evans. Besides I have dated more girls than you, Remus and Peter put together – finished Sirius ignoring the indignant gasp of his friend.

- That's not accomplishment, Sirius, my man; everybody knows that you'd anything with a skirt – exclaimed James recuperating quickly for the low punch that the mention of Lily have being.

- That's not true – complained the other boy.

- I have two words for you – said Potter, with an equally evil smile – Laurie O'Reilly.

An indignant gasp was the only sound that came out of Sirius Black's mouth after his best friend phrase was pronounced.

- It was dark, loud, the guys name was Laurie and he wore a skirt, for Merlin's beard! How was I supposed to know; besides you promise you would never speak of that ever again – accused Sirius in a whisper.

- And you promise you would never mention the lily business again, and not a day goes by without you throwing that at my face – claimed James.

- That's not the same thing – defend himself Sirius, maintaining his offended attitude. – Your long and failed pursuing of Lily Evans its a publicly known subject, you can't expect me not to mention it once in a while… but the incident with Laurie O'Reilly its a secret – finished Sirius in a whisper.

After a few seconds of silence, during which James stare at Sirius, the quidditch captain spoke again.

- I've had more girlfriends – said James calmly, without mentioning anything said before, as if the discussion had just begun.

- I've had more dates – replied Sirius equally calm, and ignoring too, everything said before.

- I've done it fifteen times – exclaimed James with superiority.

- I've done it with ten different girls – answered Sirius not letting himself be intimidated.

- But none of them spoke to you again, least of all do it a second time. That doesn't speak to well about your abilities in the bedroom – commented James with sarcasm.

- Talks about bedroom abilities the minute boy – replied Sirius with the same tone of voice.

- I told you that in confidence!! – Accused James scandalized.

Remus chose that moment to return to the table in search for a book he'd forgot in his sudden exit, but he wasn't seen by any of the other two boys that chose that moment to start throwing aggravations to each other.

- I won't let you insult my abilities as a lover, minute boy – murmured Sirius with anger.

- Stop calling me that, boy kisser – demanded James whispering with irritation.

- Time with Marcy Bram in the broom closet: 60 seconds – exclaimed Sirius in a mocking whisper.

- Time with Laurie O'Reilly in a corner of the disco: 7 and a half minutes – replied James in an equally mocking murmur.

A dangerously evil laugh interrupted discussion of the two friends, which turn around to find themselves face to face with a smiling Remus.

- Things I'm going to tell Peter in this very instant: two – exclaimed Remus before running, book in hand, in the direction of the potion's classroom, to find the fourth marauder.

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End of conversation II.

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Author's note: Well, that's it, I hope you liked it, and have laugh with it a little. Reviews, please; to encourage me to write more, this is the first time, in many, many… many months that I write anything from scratch, help to keep the author's block away.

Lorien Lupin.