A/N: Here you have it the second chaper. I hope you like it. :)

Hermione's the Man:

Chapter 2

Just like your ex'

"You want to what?" Ron asked laughing.

"I want to join the team. What's so funny about that?" Hermione asked confused.

Harry, who also had heard what Hermione said, said "Hermione it's just that... it's YOU"

"And what's wrong with me, I have got offers from "Los Dragones Voladores" and others?"

The boys only laughed harder at this.

"Oh please, Hermione, stop joking, you can't play Quidditch, you are afraid of flying, they would never ask you. And be sides you're a girl" Harry said still laughing.

"What's that suppose to mean? Ginny's on the team and she's a girl!" Hermione protested, pointed at Ginny who was standing beside her.

Harry had calmed a little down and said "Ginny joined because we needed help, and were luckily that she could play"

Ginny was shocked and angry, her jaw hit the ground, but before she could say anything, Hermione was there first.

"Well, let's hear what Ron has to say about this" she said turning to Ron.

"A agree with Harry, Hermione"

"What... how can you-?" Hermione was cut off by Ron.

"Hermione, end of dissection" he said with a serious face.

Hermione looked at him with cold eyes and said "No, Ron end of relationship, joder tu (fuck you)" and then turned around and began walking away.

Ginny looked at Harry and said "And since you don't "need" me anymore, I quit" she threw her broom at him and turned around and followed Hermione.

When she had caught up to Hermione she was red with anger. But she calmed a little down and asks Hermione "Hermione is it true that the "Los Dragones Voladores" have offered you a position on the team?"

Hermione stops up, and turns to look at Ginny "Yes Ginny, it's true, and I'm seriously considering saying yes"

"Hermione they're like the biggest team in Spain!! Congratulation!!"

"Thanks Ginny"

Hermione and Ginny went off to lunch and sat down by the Gryffindor table. They soon met up with the other girls, and they told about what happen down at the pitch. Though Hermione didn't tell them about the "Los Dragones Voladores" She didn't wanted everyone to know.

"Those jerks, no offends Ginny" Cho said.

"Non taken, I was thinking the same thing"

"They didn't even want to see you fly first?" Lavender asked

"Nope" Hermione said while eating a chicken wing.

Hermione seemed very clam on the outside, but inside she was screaming. She didn't even listen to what the girls said all she thought of was how big of a couple of idiots Harry and her former boyfriend were. They just thought that she was a bookworm. She needed to be alone, to get away from all this chatter. Luckily she had a free period after lunch, all the others headed for their next class. She took her sweatshirt on, hood up, and left the Great Hall.

She was walking along the halls of Hogwarts, when she heard someone call "Blake!" She guessed that it wasn't her that was being called for, so she just kept walking. Someone called again, but this time the person tapped her on the shoulder.

"Blake, didn't you hear-?" Hermione turned to the voice and found herself face to face with Pansy Parkinson.

"Ohhh, it's you. I swear it's creepy how much you and your ex' look like from the back. It must be the lack of femininity" she smirking by the last part.

Hermione just looked at her, like if she weren't there. "Parkinson, Blake doesn't come until next week" she said very slowly, like if she was talking to a little child.

"You don't need to tell me that, mudblood" she said with smudged face, and then turned on her heel and left.

"Of course not, bug face" Hermione mumbled to herself.

Hermione went back to the Gryffindor common room and went straight up to her dorm. There she found an owl outside her window. It was Blake's owl. She opened the window and took the owl. She placed it on her bed and took the letter and started to read it.

Dear Hermione,

As you know I am coming next week, to Hogwarts. But something has come up and I need to skip school for about 2 weeks. I know it's a bad start, but could you cover for me, please? I could really use it. So sweet, sweet, sweet Hermione will you help me?

Blake

"Just like you Blake, always in need of help" Hermione thought to herself. Right then Ginny walk in the door.

"Hey Mione" she sat down on a bed, "You know I have been thinking about this Quidditch-thing, maybe you should say yes to the Spanish team. You are really good at it and I think that it is a great opportunity, and then Harry and Ron would how good a player you are"

I know it's a great opportunity Ginny, but I want to finish school first, before anything else, I want my education, when I have something to fall back on"

Ginny nodded in agreement "Good thinking"

Hermione laid the letter from Blake on her bed, all forgotten, and stood.

"Come on classes are starting soon, we better not be late"

For the rest of the day Hermione didn't sit with Harry and Ron. She was still mad at them, for not giving her a shout at Quidditch.

She started to think about the break up with Ron, and the longer she thought about it, the more she realised that it was a good idea. Ron hasn't in fact been very present for a time now. He probably didn't know that her parents were getting divorced.

He was nothing like what Blake had been. He had been there for her and giving her a chance a flying, instead of just ditching her.

At dinner Hermione sat with Ginny and some of the other girls, far from the boys.

Ron had tried to talk to Hermione, but everything he ever got close she would just walk past him and ignore him.

Before they could get started on dinner Dumbledore had something to announce.

"Students, before we dig in, I would like to announce that we are having a show night, where you can perform with any kind of entertainment. For those of you, who would like to perform with something, can sign up at the lists that are being put up in all four common rooms. Now dig in"

At that everyone started eating a talking about the show night.

"Hermione are you going to perform with anything?" Ginny asked

"Actually I think I am" Hermione answered with a smile.

Padma, who had heard this, asked "Really, with what?"

"Singing. I always wanted to sing for a live audience"

Rest of dinner went on with questions about Hermione would sing and if the others were going to perform too.

Later, when Hermione and Ginny were sitting in the common room, alone (all the others had already gone to bed) Ginny said "Hermione you know, I have been thinking a little more about Quidditch problem, and I think I have got an idea"

"Oh, and what would that be?"

"Well, you know that the boys wouldn't see you play, because they think that you can't, and because you are a girl, right?" she said with a smile

"Right" Hermione said unsure on where Ginny was going with this.

"Well, what if we turned you into a boy then the boys would see you play. There's just one little problem, they would notice that you were gone, and then they would figure it out, so... oh just forget it"

"It would have been a good plan, if we have had some sort of reason why a new student should come to Hogwarts. It's not like we know a transfer stu-... Hey, wait a second" She said and then ran up to her room, without saying why.

Ginny didn't understand a thing. All she heard was a lot of noise up from Hermione's room, and she came out with something in her hand.

"What's that?" She asked

"This, my dear Ginny, is our answer to our little problem. It's a letter from Blake; you know he's coming next week, where he is saying that he can't be here for the first two weeks, so..." Hermione finished with a big smile on her face.

"Huh" Ginny looked at Hermione confused "What are you talking about?"

"He's a boy that no one knows her at Hogwarts, and he can't be her for the first two weeks, so..."

Light went on in Ginny's head.

"So you can pretend to be him, without the boys noticing, because there is a reason for him to be here. This could actually work. Who is this Blake again?"

"My old boyfriends" Hermione answered quickly, hoping Ginny didn't hear it.

Ginny put a hand up as to stop Hermione from saying anything more. "You mean the ex' who's now dating Pansy?" she asked with an eyebrow raised.

Hermione looked up at her and said "Yes, but I'll dump her as Blake and just avoid her"

"Still, we don't have a reason for you to be gone. They will notice no it's too risky" Ginny said with a serious face.

"No, it'll be okay, it's only 2 weeks, and then Blake's here"

"What about you being gone?" Ginny asked sceptic.

"I'll just tell Dumbledore, that with my parents' devoice, and all, I'll need some time to recover"

Ginny thought about this for a moment, looking for anyway that something could go wrong, but not finding any she said: "Okay, but first we seriously need to turn you in to a boy, do you know any spells that can help us"

"I can't think of any right now, but we will talk to the rest of the girls tomorrow. Now I'm going to bad. Good Night"

Hermione got up walked to her room.

"Good night Hermione" Ginny called.

The next day at lunch Hermione and Ginny told the others girls about the plan, and though they also saw it as a very risky plan they agreed to help Hermione.

Now they were talking about ways to turn Hermione into a boy.

"What about polyjucie potion?" Cho suggested.

"No, it would be too obvious, especially after Hermione, Harry and Ron doing it in their second year" Lavender said.

They had been talking for over an hour, and they were close to calling a quit.

"Hermione, don't you know ANY spell that could help AT ALL?" Parvati asked.

Hermione thought and then an idea came to mind "Well, there is one, but it only changes the face, and nothing else, but I can't perform" She said with a sigh.

There was a pause, where no one said anything.

"But I know someone who can" She said with a huge smile.

"Who?!" The girls yelled in unity.

"You want me to turn you into your ex, by using a spell?" Dean Thomas asked while he was doing some homework.

"That's right; I'll go into Slytherin as Blake, join the Quidditch team, and in about 2 weeks I'll beat Gryffindor"

"You read too many books, and I didn't know that you played"

"She can play, she's one of the best, and besides no one knows Hermione's ex except us" Ginny said.

"Argh, I don't know. It's very risky, and why do I have to do it, why can't you do it?" Dean asked.

"Because you are the only one, who can perform it correctly. It's the transform-spell"

"Oh, I see. Well, you do need a guy's help, since you are going to act like a guy. So yeah I'll do it"

"Oh my gosh, thank you Dean, you are such a good friend" Hermione said and hugged him.

"Now before you run off, I'll need you to do something first. I want you to look at the boys here at Hogwarts and mimic their walk so you can practice, and then I'll help you tomorrow"

With that Hermione was off to tell the others of what Dean had told her.


A/N: So what did you think, was it good, bad, what? Let me know :)

Translation:

Los Dragones Voladores: The flying dragons